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OfflineJustForToday
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Registered: 09/08/14
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I'm back, and i'm also drunk * 2
    #24033890 - 01/23/17 05:44 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Man this month has been a fucking rollercoaster ride. I relapsed a few days ago on alcohol.. I'm drunk even right now.. reminds me alice in wonderland. Oh dear, so little time. I GOT TO GO..

Anyhow today I woke up with almost 1000 dollars in my bank account.. idk why I got paid this.. my work laid everyone off.. I am thinking of buying a chevelle soon.. hell that is if I don't overdose on pills first.

I still think about Debbie. Man what a sweet ass she had.. HAHAHAHAHA. Her husband is 63 years old that is heart attack age. LOL.

I moved back home to my folks house. Same shit different day, hell I drink enough today to kill a full grown horse. It's almost like I never quit drinking and I haven't touched alcohol in 6 years until a few days ago.

Just found out wells fargo wants to hire me. Paying me an insane wage. I am buying a chevelle and a house. I keep thinking I may overdose soon but I haven't touched the pills yet.. I am just biding my time until I get my hands on those little bad boys..

Yours truly, TheShowStoppperBB


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OfflineChakatron
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday]
    #24033920 - 01/23/17 05:55 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:


Anyhow today I woke up with almost 1000 dollars in my bank account.. idk why I got paid this...





You traded goods and\or services while drunk.  Does your anus feel any different?
:ducklol:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Chakatron]
    #24033932 - 01/23/17 05:58 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

I like guys I think. I have a dildo if that says anything. LOL

Take the D you fudge packers.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday]
    #24033955 - 01/23/17 06:05 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Someone talk to me goddammit i'm a social butterfly.. flap flap.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Posts: 33,478
Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday]
    #24033959 - 01/23/17 06:07 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Drinking is cool just take it easy bruh :cool::thumbup:

Smoke sum weed :rastamon:


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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: zZZz]
    #24033961 - 01/23/17 06:07 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

alcohol


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InvisibleCalifornia
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday] * 5
    #24033970 - 01/23/17 06:10 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Someone talk to me goddammit i'm a social butterfly.. flap flap.



You are more of a needy trainwreck than a social butterfly.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #24033981 - 01/23/17 06:14 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
I like guys I think. I have a dildo



Go home JFT, you're drunk.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Shroomslip]
    #24034006 - 01/23/17 06:18 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

California said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
Someone talk to me goddammit i'm a social butterfly.. flap flap.



You are more of a needy trainwreck than a social butterfly.




Damn I thought you got banned. No matter, I will keep you under my wings and u shall be safe.

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
I like guys I think. I have a dildo



Go home JFT, you're drunk.




Love you.


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OfflineConnoisseur

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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday]
    #24034112 - 01/23/17 06:42 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

your such a fiend JFT, even when you were sober you were just a huge fiend


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Registered: 04/04/12
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Connoisseur] * 11
    #24034133 - 01/23/17 06:46 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)



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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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Offlinespirit_shadow
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Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 25,674
Last seen: 7 hours, 3 minutes
Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #24034160 - 01/23/17 06:54 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

I hope you get through  whatever it is you are going through, op :shroomeryhead:


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 5
    #24034181 - 01/23/17 07:00 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

:ilold: I do. With the most recent revelations, him constantly trying to show you his body makes much more sense now. He likes ebony and now it's not only that he has gay thoughts, he actually has a dildo. I called that shit over a year ago. He wants you LOL


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Invisible1234go
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Registered: 07/08/09
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #24034185 - 01/23/17 07:00 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Hey JFT, remember this?

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22193248#22193248




an absolutely stunning display of human garbage. :congrats:


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Invisible1234go
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #24034198 - 01/23/17 07:02 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Also, I thought this was gonna be a bodhi thread before I checked. Either way...


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OfflineConnoisseur

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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: 1234go]
    #24034234 - 01/23/17 07:08 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

actually your just looking for an excuse to use the word bodhi in a thread about JFT, nice try though play again soon.


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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday]
    #24034241 - 01/23/17 07:11 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
I like guys I think. I have a dildo if that says anything. LOL

Take the D you fudge packers.



I'm sooooooo shocked :lol: Nah but good for you,seems like you've been barking up the wrong tree.



The rest of the stuff in yo life needs attention though. Good luck m8


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Invisible1234go
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #24034248 - 01/23/17 07:13 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Excuse to use the word bodhi? what? I was pretty clearly just busting bodhi's balls.

Nice try, play again soon.


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OfflineMkUltra117
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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: Shroomslip]
    #24034297 - 01/23/17 07:25 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
I like guys I think. I have a dildo



Go home JFT, you're drunk.




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Re: I'm back, and i'm also drunk [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #24034502 - 01/23/17 08:37 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

you should put down the drink and not touch the pills :yesnod: i have stopped drinking pretty much altogether and have been good since the first of jan. i don't plan on drinking again unless i have absolutely no access to my car, which is probably going to be never unless i'm out of the country or something, and then why stop the abstinence there? my body and mind feel a lot better.

what made you pick it back up?


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