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EternalCowabunga
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"Split" was a dogshit movie 2
#24032281 - 01/23/17 12:28 AM (7 years, 7 days ago) |
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The whole movie revolves around 3 trapped girls trying to get out of an undergrounder bunker type thing while this guy is changing into all these different people. Except there is no suspense, tension or gravitas to any of it. SPOILER ALERT: Only three people get killed.
The movie is incredibly slow and boring, not interesting in the least. It's the first time in a while I noticed how, if there had been no "suspense background music" it would be perfect for putting people to sleep. The only good part is when the dude forces the chicks to take their clothes off because one of the girls is thick as fuck and looks really nice in panties and a bra.
And all the anticipation for when he turns into a beast is incredibly dissapointing as the main antagonist looks exactly the same as before when he turns into this "beast" except he's got more veins on his body. Are you shitting me? We waited an hour and a half to see this fucking beast thing and it's just the dude with more veins on his body???
M. Night Shamalan can not make a good movie.. he is incapable of it. Why do studios keep giving him money? He tries the same gimmick every time and always fails.
Oh and SPOILER ALERT: Bruce Willis is in the movie for the last 10 seconds, to connect this movie to a movie that came out literally 17 years ago. And it's not even a connection that makes sense.. it is so half assed and corny.
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THAT SLUMDOG BASTARD TSISTED US AGAIN!!! HE GOT US ALL TWISTED UP!!!
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Boomer The Great

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I stopped waisting my time with his movies a long time ago
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DTCharlieB
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So Bruce comes back from the sixth sense? Lol is that real and if so why?
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mt cleverest
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Boomer The Great said: I stopped waisting my time with his movies a long time ago 
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sh4d0ws
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Boomer The Great said: I stopped waisting my time with his movies a long time ago 
Yep.
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XUL
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ReposadoXochipilli
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Re: "Split" was a dogshit movie [Re: XUL]
#24032772 - 01/23/17 09:10 AM (7 years, 7 days ago) |
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Suspense and thriller is his thing, if you were expecting a gore fest you were mislead.
He also usually does something ironic and totally plausible to justify the events and highlight humans need to transfix some greater meaning to situations.
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akira_akuma
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Do The Post-Irony Twist!
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Boomer The Great

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ReposadoXochipilli said: Suspense and thriller is his thing, if you were expecting a gore fest you were mislead.
No we understand this. He just doesnt make good movies...period.
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Sheekle
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Split was an objectively fantastic movie and the only reason people are agreeing with OP's wrong opinion is if they never saw it. Seriously guys Split was fantastic, don't listen to OP & check it out for yourself. Well-written, well-filmed, etc.
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mt cleverest
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Re: "Split" was a dogshit movie [Re: Sheekle] 1
#24033002 - 01/23/17 11:08 AM (7 years, 7 days ago) |
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The only reason I would see it would be to have a good laugh with some friends at how shitty it is. and I know for a fact it is shitty because every single one of the 10 movies he did before Split were shittyy shitty shitty
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My friend showed me a trailer last night for it and I dont know if it was because I was high but it looked like one of the most retarded piece of shit movies I have ever seen. My farts are more horrific than what passes as horror movies today.
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Sheekle
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I'm not in touch enough with the movie biz to know much about the director dude, but Split was definitely good shit. You guys can be prejudice against the dude who made it but that doesn't change the fact it's a good movie
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mt cleverest
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I'll tell you about the director. first off he won't stop talking about how awesome 6th sense is. like whenever studios have reservations about any of his storytelling choices he tells them to back off because hes m night shyamlon and he fucking wrote and directed the 6th sense motherfuckers! and when he was asked what he thinks about the bad reviews hes received on movies like the last airbender, he responded saying that critics simply "don't get" his european sensibility..
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Themanwiththeplan
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Don't care for the movie..
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Sheekle
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mt cleverest said: I'll tell you about the director. first off he won't stop talking about how awesome 6th sense is. like whenever studios have reservations about any of his storytelling choices he tells them to back off because hes m night shyamlon and he fucking wrote and directed the 6th sense motherfuckers! and when he was asked what he thinks about the bad reviews hes received on movies like the last airbender, he responded saying that critics simply "don't get" his european sensibility..
that still doesn't change the fact that split was a good movie
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Boomer The Great

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Re: "Split" was a dogshit movie [Re: Sheekle]
#24033092 - 01/23/17 12:10 PM (7 years, 7 days ago) |
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Ill pass.
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SARAtonin
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Any movie that has to pander to societies irrational fear of mental disorders to sell tickets al almost always going to be stupid.
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Re: "Split" was a dogshit movie [Re: SARAtonin]
#24033139 - 01/23/17 12:38 PM (7 years, 7 days ago) |
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The fear is not irrational if the person really does something harmful to others.
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