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Anonymous #1
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Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas
#24030067 - 01/22/17 09:59 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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The ideas I do have though, and I've got about half a million dollars to spend:
- I could create a business that sells cute hand bags - a weapon and ammo store would be nice. We could sell ammo like .22 lr, 12-gauge, 9 mm, 5.56 NATO, and .308 rounds as well as the rifles that fire the rounds. Winchester, H and K, as well as standard ar-15 or the parts to assemble a semi auto m-16. Great business - Any employees found taking a penis inside their holes will be fired - full auto body repair shop. We could fix anything. Put that store in a location right off the freeway. We will fix anything you wreck and charge high dollar for the body repair - Start a little salon and do peticures and manicures. Do pretty little pink nail colors for girlies - Start a supermarket - A store that sells stuffed animals and other cute shot - A movie theater that shows old westerns - Start a furniture store that sells furniture and hire a custom interior designer. Any employees that get caught giving rim jobs or blow jobs will be immediately fired. I do not specialise in "the service industry" - I helped a friend with some concrete work last month, I could always get my contractors license. I could start as a carpenter or carpenters apprentice.
So what do you guys think?
Edited by Anonymous (01/22/17 10:01 AM)
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24030157 - 01/22/17 10:33 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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I think your employees are going to fuck you.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24030174 - 01/22/17 10:40 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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Any more cliche laundry businesses???
... in my opinion, if you need to ask people for business ideas, you most likely wont be a successful business man...
But whatever you decide on, i recommend starting off small and slowely start growing... you don't want to go full out and in the end lose everything.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24030234 - 01/22/17 11:04 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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Pick 3 vacation destinations and start a discount Bed&Breakfast in each. Then you can spend your time travelling from one to the other.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #4]
#24030245 - 01/22/17 11:14 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: Pick 3 vacation destinations and start a discount Bed&Breakfast in each. Then you can spend your time travelling from one to the other.
That's a great idea
Nobody gets fucked either
Unless it's paid for. I need every dollar. Sounds awful expensive.
Anybody have any previous experience with any of these ideas plus success that wants to share how?
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24030274 - 01/22/17 11:33 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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Trump pinatas
Shoes with a hidden camera on the toes for shooting upskirt videos
Create a caulk gun that doesnt ooze caulk after you let go of the trigger
Sell tshirts with a funny message everyone agrees with... like "fuck cancer" or "ISIS has a small dick"
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24030742 - 01/22/17 02:36 PM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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any will work, think location demographics and all that analytical shit!
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24030939 - 01/22/17 03:43 PM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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you can open a gay homosexual business in SF and sell condoms that cure aids and male lingerie
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #7]
#24031190 - 01/22/17 05:12 PM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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Anonymous #6 said: any will work, think location demographics and all that analytical shit!
Good advice
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Anonymous #7 said: you can open a gay homosexual business in SF and sell condoms that cure aids and male lingerie
Sounds like an idea so awesome I'd make a shit ton of money and that's no joke. I hope I don't get sued for stealing someone else's business if I do this. Condoms that cure aids. So you can fuck without one then if you get aids use the condom the second time around. Hella
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24031371 - 01/22/17 06:06 PM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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Or you could comb the brains of all drug addicts and discover the secrets of our financial dominace
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#24033060 - 01/23/17 11:44 AM (7 years, 7 days ago) |
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If you're serious p.m. me.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #8]
#24044558 - 01/27/17 04:51 PM (7 years, 3 days ago) |
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I know concrete guys are hard to find around my area and pretty much name their price. Also guys that dig foundations and level ground for houses that run backhoes and bulldozers. Those guys can get people to pay whatever they want in my area atleast. People ask me all the time if I know anybody that does that type of work, there's only a few guys who do that and they are booked up for years.
Concrete work is hard as shit physically but it pays well. Running backhoes can be dangerous but if you know what your doing it's not bad. Also not too bad labor wise. Would be good to learn how to maintain the equipment yourself, would save you a lot of money for repairs.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Hey I wanted to start a new business but I'm out of ideas [Re: Anonymous #9]
#24044702 - 01/27/17 05:28 PM (7 years, 3 days ago) |
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Hell yeah brother
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