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Colon cleanse?
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Anybody familiar with effective ways to cleanse a colon?
I know and read about a few ways, but I'm interested if anyone has actually had success with different ways
Is it necessary/healthy to cleanse a colon?
Thanks
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Like an enema? You can buy 2 packs at Rite-aid w/some humorous directions on the back. Best would be diet change. No booze and lots of fresh fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, grass fed meats. Just remember, If you can't read the ingredient then you probably shouldn't eat it. So much info around though, good luck.
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I did the psyllium and bentonite clay colon cleanse several years back cus I had some acne and it was pretty dope. my shits were all 1+ footers, studded in the shape of the colon with a bunch of candida (tissue looking bad gut flora) attached to them. anyways my face cleared right up. It would flare up again when I ate sugar tho so I stay away from that shit now. took me a while to realize sugar was the culprit.
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I hear the most effective way is a warm meat injection. Clean it all out.
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Lots of water and a steady diet of veggies, but for detoxification I personally use MiraLax and some probiotics, good health is directly related to intestinal/colon function. Water first and foremost, and MiraLax only occasionally, or see a Colonic specialist.
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Colon cleansing via enema is one of the kriyas or cleansing yogic practices. It is probably a good thing to do in every once in a long while, but I think having a balanced diet, proper sleep and exercise is probably good enough. Those yogis were also eating primarily fruits, grains, nuts and veggies along with waking up at sunrise and exercising on a daily basis.
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mt cleverest said: I did the psyllium and bentonite clay colon cleanse several years back cus I had some acne and it was pretty dope. my shits were all 1+ footers, studded in the shape of the colon with a bunch of candida (tissue looking bad gut flora) attached to them. anyways my face cleared right up. It would flare up again when I ate sugar tho so I stay away from that shit now. took me a while to realize sugar was the culprit.
i've never heard of this an am about to lose my internet connection for the next unknown amounts of time. are there any harmful effects to this (besides having 1' solid stools expanding your low-colon and anus
i haven't been tested, but it's come to my attention i likely have a candida outbreak and/or other fauna out of proportion. i've read sound methods based on diet, probiotics, and taking supplements designed to attack the cell-walls of candida,etc... but that shit is expensive, even for a month
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Re: Colon cleanse? [Re: demiu5]
#24030194 - 01/22/17 10:49 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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bentonite is what they use seal synthetic clay liners below garbage dumps. It is basically concrete after it gets wet.
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Try DE... I take maybe 1/2 a teaspoon with my morning water, some magnesium at night... Good stuff
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Re: Colon cleanse? [Re: demiu5]
#24030206 - 01/22/17 10:54 AM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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yeah it worked for me. no side effects except very satisfying shits. I would marvel at my shits and just sit there and poke the candida around with a stick. if you want to go the extra mile just get a cheap probiotics (you dont need the fancy ones) and stay away from sugar. candida freaking loves sugar. I tried paleo for a year and it was a total unnecessary waste of time - sugar ended up being my only problem.
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i was raised on sugar/hfcs. spent ~20 years on it. sometimes i like to junk out, though that will no longer be a smart or regular option. candida isn't the only issue i have going on intestinally, but it's a likely contributor to what i was going through late fall/early winter until recently
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Re: Colon cleanse? [Re: demiu5] 1
#24030571 - 01/22/17 01:30 PM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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Dude candida is a serious epidemic right now.
It's a type of yeast and it fucking LOVES sugar. Actually, there is some evidence that big soda and candy companies have paid big bucks to keep the news that their products promote negative flora growth under wraps for decades. The crazy thing is that it can grow out of hand pretty fast and affect way more than just your colon.
They call it "the American parasite"
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I saw that video too lol
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natedawgnow said: Dude candida is a serious epidemic right now.
It's a type of yeast and it fucking LOVES sugar. Actually, there is some evidence that big soda and candy companies have paid big bucks to keep the news that their products promote negative flora growth under wraps for decades. The crazy thing is that it can grow out of hand pretty fast and affect way more than just your colon.
They call it "the American parasite"
I agree with the epidemic thing, healing your gut is the first step to healing all your little wierd health problems that nobody can explain.
Just look at the modern diet...
...nothing but garbage.
Start out with a 3 day fast with probiotics and lemon water, it does the body wonders.
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I knew that all that shit being held in my body can't be good, but really, what percentag of people do something about it?
I like the idea of the fast but I'd like to implement something to make me shit my brains out also
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Make some Kimchi... So good
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natedawgnow said: Dude candida is a serious epidemic right now.
It's a type of yeast and it fucking LOVES sugar. Actually, there is some evidence that big soda and candy companies have paid big bucks to keep the news that their products promote negative flora growth under wraps for decades. The crazy thing is that it can grow out of hand pretty fast and affect way more than just your colon.
They call it "the American parasite"
I agree with the epidemic thing, healing your gut is the first step to healing all your little wierd health problems that nobody can explain.
Just look at the modern diet...
...nothing but garbage.
Start out with a 3 day fast with probiotics and lemon water, it does the body wonders.
I have significantly reduced my consumtion overall conciderably. I only consume when I feel my body needs nutrients which isnt often as have not been that physically active.
Tldr.....body can adapt and be efficient
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It's very necessary imo. I should have done one at the beginning of the year but I've been slippin.. ve irons sells a kit that has everything you need but you'd probably save money buying the stuff separate.
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ya don't overcomplicate it. Chicken, turkey, eggs, yogurt, whole grains, veggies, fruits, beans. don't fry stuff. don't process shit. stuff you could grow or kill. thats it
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Re: Colon cleanse? [Re: topdog82]
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topdog82 said: ya don't overcomplicate it. Chicken, turkey, eggs, yogurt, whole grains, veggies, fruits, beans. don't fry stuff. don't process shit. stuff you could grow or kill. thats it
WHERE'S THE BEEF?
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All you need is binge on Taco Bell one drunken night.
You will "cleanse" I guarantee it.
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stzacrack said: Anybody familiar with effective ways to cleanse a colon?
I know and read about a few ways, but I'm interested if anyone has actually had success with different ways
Is it necessary/healthy to cleanse a colon?
Thanks
stick your detachable shower head into your anus and turn it on? or take a hose and stick it in your anus and fill your colon with water and then release it while laying on your back. ive never tried it but they do this in Asia
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Your colon doesn't need cleansing, Eat more fiber for a healthier colon.
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stzacrack said: Anybody familiar with effective ways to cleanse a colon?
garden hose
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Is it necessary/healthy to cleanse a colon?
it isnt needed unless you're experiencing impacted stool and if that's the case simply try a laxative and it can be harmful to use these cleanses, as someone mentioned, the psillium/bentonite cleanse, this actually creates the problem
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I think our bodies are more suited to run ketogenic rather than on carbs.
I've been strictly a simple diet for over a year now, I've lost 95 pounds, feel pretty decent.
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UniversalShaman said: I think our bodies are more suited to run ketogenic rather than on carbs.
I've been strictly a simple diet for over a year now, I've lost 95 pounds, feel pretty decent.
damn good for you. whats a day of eating approx?
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Re: Colon cleanse? [Re: topdog82]
#24032130 - 01/22/17 10:41 PM (7 years, 8 days ago) |
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I think It honestly depends on the person. I find people who were over weight for long periods of time usually have much more stable blood sugar levels on a keto diet.
just drink a whole bottle of prune juice, will clean you right out lol
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Intelligentxfruit said: I think It honestly depends on the person. I find people who were over weight for long periods of time usually have much more stable blood sugar levels on a keto diet.
just drink a whole bottle of prune juice, will clean you right out lol
better yet, eat plain prunes for a day. Whole prunes have dat fiber
hemp seed protein cleans my colon
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Re: Colon cleanse? [Re: topdog82]
#24032597 - 01/23/17 06:51 AM (7 years, 7 days ago) |
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UniversalShaman said: I think our bodies are more suited to run ketogenic rather than on carbs.
I've been strictly a simple diet for over a year now, I've lost 95 pounds, feel pretty decent.
damn good for you. whats a day of eating approx?
When all goes well, which is does on 95% of the days in a month:
Shake for breakfast, 2 raw eggs including the shell, handful of almonds and pecans, 2 cups of yogurt, 6 ice cubes, few sprinkles of flax and few sprinkles of coconut. Chase with a half litre of water or more. Multivitamins and whatever as well.
Coffee, water, then canned peas, corn, beats, for lunch, sometimes beans to mix it up.
Water coffee water coffee, then steamed veggies and 2 or 3 chicken backs with the leg attached for supper.
Everything you need is there, the difference in my thinking is I'm eating for my body not for my tastebuds.
And honestly, after being away from the shit food for even a few days, you really really appreciate the taste and value of good wholesome food.
There's no more eating for pleasure because I feel good about what I'm eating every day anyways.
It's great.
Everything you need is right there.
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Why can't it taste good too... this is my secret... salad dressing/marinade - puree raw ginger, garlic, turmeric, fresh squeezed lime, raw soy sauce, miso (I use chickpea very mild), toasted sesame oil, sesame oil, and the super secret ingredient, coconut vinegar.... that shit you really can put on anything and it makes any salad delicious
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Just_A_Noob said: Why can't it taste good too... this is my secret... salad dressing/marinade - puree raw ginger, garlic, turmeric, fresh squeezed lime, raw soy sauce, miso (I use chickpea very mild), toasted sesame oil, sesame oil, and the super secret ingredient, coconut vinegar.... that shit you really can put on anything and it makes any salad delicious
I hate shopping and cooking and all this is simple and easy lol
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Hey I just thought I would update this
https://www.amazon.com/Nutiva-Organic-Protein-Hi-Fiber-Pound/dp/B0012C2GFM
I had some of this last night. This morning, I "felt" my colon being cleaned this morning. it literally feels empty as opposed to last night. I ate a shitton of junk food the past 2 days. this is something that I rarely do, usually I eat turkey, eggs, whole grain bread, tons of veggies, oatmeal, bananas etc. But I have been a little lazy lately. I had a lot of gas yesterday. today; none.
fuck its actually better than psyllium husk
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Recently I've seen a lot of people saying they eat raw eggs on here. Why? That's gross.
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Eating raw eggs is pointless. The protien is more bioavailable after cooking
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ya I see no reason to do so
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