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Anonymous #1

How should I do it
    #24028386 - 01/21/17 02:51 PM (7 years, 9 days ago)

I'm willing to pay a girl I know up to $3000 to have sex with me.
How should I make the proposition, under what conditions and what are the golden words I should be using. Thanks in advance


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Anonymous #2

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24028427 - 01/21/17 03:10 PM (7 years, 9 days ago)

Why would you pay so much just to nut? Is it the sense of control that you might have that turns you on the most or something, like more so than the girl in question? Seems illusory, to pay so much for that control. Even if you have money to spare, it's a waste. If it were ever to happen, it'll probably be completely disappointing unless you're a real sucker for her acting and a sucker for a false sense of control.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24028531 - 01/21/17 03:58 PM (7 years, 9 days ago)

Start off by offering $150 and go from there.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24028642 - 01/21/17 04:46 PM (7 years, 9 days ago)

My services are cheaper

Screw that expensive hoe


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Anonymous #5

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #24029151 - 01/21/17 09:07 PM (7 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Start off by offering $150 and go from there.




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Anonymous #6

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #5] * 3
    #24029571 - 01/22/17 02:37 AM (7 years, 8 days ago)

You can get a group of escorts and a fat ball of yak for 3 grand


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Anonymous #1

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #24032567 - 01/23/17 06:10 AM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Start off by offering $150 and go from there.







That's a fair advice :lol:


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Anonymous #7

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24032979 - 01/23/17 10:56 AM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Boy and I thought buying a ho dinner and having her move in with you was expensive. Jesus how hot could this girl be and how awesome can that pussy measure out? Will she even get wet on her own? Will the $3000 get her wet?

You sound like a drug addict that doesn't even have the time and patience to drop some cash on a bitch that might actually like you. If you think 3k is worth shallowing your existence then go for it. If I were you I'd save up a little more money then that and buy a nice car and drop some cash on some fake shallow ho's for a blowjob then see if one of them falls in love.

Are you one of those people who can't get it up without a massive amount of drugs in your system? Why can't you have a higher value of a standard of life? Imagine if this girl was your daughter.


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Anonymous #8

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #24033891 - 01/23/17 05:44 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

Give her cash, fuck her. That is all.


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Anonymous #8

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #24033893 - 01/23/17 05:45 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

.


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Anonymous #8

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #24033897 - 01/23/17 05:45 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

..


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Anonymous #2

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #24033907 - 01/23/17 05:51 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

...


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Anonymous #7

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #24035815 - 01/24/17 11:33 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

....


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Anonymous #9

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #24035864 - 01/24/17 11:58 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Fuck anon 4!


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Anonymous #5

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #24035958 - 01/24/17 12:45 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

:whatwhat:


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Anonymous #10

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24066731 - 02/05/17 07:29 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

just by saying 3000 bux its obvious your starting off on the wrong foot.

rethink your plan man.


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Anonymous #11

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #24066777 - 02/05/17 07:51 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Most chicks that used to be on backpage were only $200/hr and some were really fine.


$3k?


I assume you haven't had sex in a while due to the high offer and probably wouldn't last long anyway.  It'd be a waste.  You could have sex with 15 different girls with that $3k at #200/hr.  Instead of just one, once.


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Anonymous #12

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #24082558 - 02/11/17 03:52 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Why not 5000$, I mean since you like throwing money out the window


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Anonymous #1

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #25125772 - 04/09/18 01:08 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Spend all the money of cocaine
Better deal for the same price
F**k that expensive hoe
She aint even worth two bags of rice


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Anonymous #13

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #25127188 - 04/09/18 10:32 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Spend all the money of cocaine
Better deal for the same price
F**k that expensive hoe
She aint even worth two bags of rice




She shot you down didn't she?


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Anonymous #14

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #25137544 - 04/14/18 03:21 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

She probably said 3 grand wasnt enough.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #25137636 - 04/14/18 05:12 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

She said no...

Now... go for the next best thing... her mom

:likeaboss:

And low ball her


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Anonymous #15

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #25145592 - 04/17/18 12:51 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

"how much?? :crazy2:"


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Anonymous #16

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #25145600 - 04/17/18 12:55 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

If you're willing to pay 3 you're willing to pay more. If she's willing to take three she's willing to take less. Anal is usually pre-negotiated.


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Anonymous #17

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #25184379 - 05/04/18 04:18 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

dude could have bought an 8ball for 150 bucks and fucked like 8 hoodrats


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Anonymous #13

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #25188605 - 05/06/18 09:13 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
dude could have bought an 8ball for 150 bucks and fucked like 8 hoodrats




I'd rather jerk off than that.


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Anonymous #18

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #25188656 - 05/06/18 09:42 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Boats And Hoes.

If you pay 3000 dollars.
1) She better be your dream girl.
2) You better take a pain pill.
3) And a Cialis.


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Anonymous #14

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #25188753 - 05/06/18 11:15 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
dude could have bought an 8ball for 150 bucks and fucked like 8 hoodrats




I'd rather jerk off than that.




Dont diss it till u try it!

:rofl:


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Anonymous #19

Re: How should I do it [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #25205429 - 05/15/18 12:07 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
You can get a group of escorts and a fat ball of yak for 3 grand




This.


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