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lavod
Seal Whisperer


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Licking Nephilim Cock
#24026888 - 01/20/17 09:51 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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What, am i actually starting one ov these for the first time? All day i was like 'fuck the shroomery, i should stop posting for a really long time because nobody here gives a fuck about me anyway' and all that. But i'm here so maybe i'll make a post or something. I'm sick as hell. I guess i actually have a sickness, but i'm not even sure. Anyway, i was terrible today as predicted but i really came into form once we got busy and the darkness cover let me hit my flask. I puked twice before work and had like 6 or 7 shots worth to get me right. Busy as hell today. 64 or 65 deliveries. Walked home with 335 bucks; good shit. Hit the flask from 5 to 7:30 or so when it was exhausted, but the beers were plentiful tonight at the shop for us from like 8 or so. The usual fireball Friday sexual extravaganza, with my co-workers humping me and feeling my cock, and everyone grabbing tits and cocks and all that. My job is crazy. My life is crazy. The police chief was in and we talked to him; i felt like passing the fuck out as it was before i got into the flask and was all dizzy and my ears were ringing but i could still communicate with a damn police chief like a somewhat normal human. I think it was 65 deliveries. I wonder how many people figure out that i'm usually drunk as fuck when i'm handing them their food on Fridays and they're tipping me like 5-10 bucks? I'm nice as shit so people tip me good even though i'm fucked beyond belief often.
Drinking Boddington's pub ale at the moment. My throat hurts. I'm not sure if it's from my apparent sickness or from my pukings earlier this morning. I'm so sad that i'm sick for our French dinner Sunday. I hope that i can pull myself somewhat together for it. And i want to punch that fucking security guard right in his ugly ass nose! Petty ass motherfucker! Here Harry, hold my ruger. I'm going away for a little. I know i got protection with the cops but this piece ov shit might just put me over the edge and it'll get ugly.
Little baby seals flopping in the soft snow. Cute cries for mama, her milk all too eager to fatten up the blubber ov adorable little pup. Flakes ov snow on the snout. Achoo!! Little sneeze. Salud my little pup. A tummy tickle to tease thy timber.
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EternalCowabunga
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Re: Licking Nephilim Cock [Re: lavod]
#24026899 - 01/20/17 09:56 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Hey lavod, what's up. We miss you at the Spirituality and Mysticism board, yo
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Re: Licking Nephilim Cock [Re: lavod] 2
#24026907 - 01/20/17 10:00 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Blacks and jews
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lavod
Seal Whisperer


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Quote:
EternalCowabunga said: Hey lavod, what's up. We miss you at the Spirituality and Mysticism board, yo 
Aww, wow. Thanks. I would never expect that as it's been a really long time since i posted there frequently. S&M is still a part ov my life and my worldview definitely has the pagan/occultist undertones, but i just have'nt felt like talking about it much these last few years. Hugs.
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nicechrisman
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Re: Licking Nephilim Cock [Re: lavod]
#24026928 - 01/20/17 10:15 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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sup
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Re: Licking Nephilim Cock [Re: lavod] 2
#24026992 - 01/20/17 10:51 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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lavod said: The usual fireball Friday sexual extravaganza, with my co-workers humping me and feeling my cock, and everyone grabbing tits and cocks and all that.
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Lucis
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Re: Licking Nephilim Cock [Re: lavod]
#24027087 - 01/20/17 11:41 PM (7 years, 9 days ago) |
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Damn, 65 delivers is a lot.
I have delivered pizza in the past, I usually shot cocaine though, so didn't get tipped much because I was usually strung the fuck out looking.
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Re: Licking Nephilim Cock [Re: Lucis]
#24028459 - 01/21/17 03:26 PM (7 years, 9 days ago) |
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U should just do bumps of fast instead of alcohol ,puking is a bad sign lavod
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