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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #24025229 - 01/20/17 10:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

In BioChem10.0 the teacher would insert a tv
onto the Serbian edge of my prostate.
He then would look into my eye shadow and I knew what he was thinking.
This boy looks like a ghastly raccoon!


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24025541 - 01/20/17 12:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I plugged it in but the jelly wouldn't come inside because it was so cold.
I asked her to politely spank my muffin.
Polar bears are not endangered, it's all the pencil light squeal.

Ice cream barber shop, twisted melancholy.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #24025752 - 01/20/17 02:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Some of you seem to ponder this a game
But you have to knock on my door, its your job. So move those fat hotdogs you 8ball piece of dung.
Really, just put in a box, takes 2 gourtseconds

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Intelligentxfruit] * 1
    #24026218 - 01/20/17 04:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

When the aliens invade the interwebs,
They'll be sure to inform us of our horrible customer service.
Not to mention olive cow insemination,
Diatery corn craters,
Primordial distribution for the purpose to; drink the jungle,
And a sanctioned playpen where some call us Merkabots "squatters".
Imagine that?
Be here now. :fuckinawesome:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24027896 - 01/21/17 11:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Powers out lights are on.
The system appears overly complicated, assasigned tasks compute opposites
There should be snow everywhere on this pancake

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Intelligentxfruit] * 1
    #24028045 - 01/21/17 11:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Juxtaposed this decomposure is my modus operendi.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #24028671 - 01/21/17 05:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Are you serious?

How serious?

If you were to multiply the seriousness of the world by πR²,
then divide it by the level of homework you do,
subtracting the quantity of pretending your not pretending your pretending.

I'd like a hot banana, so I can say I've had a plantain.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24028690 - 01/21/17 05:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

pur3bind said:
then divide it by the level of homework you do,





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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: PatrickKn]
    #24029110 - 01/21/17 08:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Friends please listen to me.
I have only been beginning to tap into the inner frequencies

but my research has shown me the inner patterns of the cheesecake.
The same cheesecake that we all hold dearly. Now what I am proposing may seem dangerous, but its the only chance we've got to stopping this thing.

What we need to do is have tantric hot sex with our significant others
while simultaneously isolating the radicals.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Sporepoise]
    #24029127 - 01/21/17 08:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Multiple different sources have pointed toward gay scat porn as the golden goose of east europe. We must band together to eradicate toenails from overgrowth, kit kabootle and kibbles and bits, bitches and pieces of eight, swoven together to form a new republic of overweight goat fuckers.

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #24029246 - 01/21/17 09:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Well, you guys haven't really demystified the buttons since the fog of obsolescence.
Where are my ovaries? Me got bigger balls then the Saturday night Superball.
Can we stop exaggerating? No we cannot.
Can we stop starting? No we cannot.
Can we stop stopping. No we cannot.
Can we start stopping and start starting?
THAT DEPENDS IF JUPITER IS IN RETROGRADE!


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24029364 - 01/21/17 11:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Retrograde IS jupiter man :chong:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24029408 - 01/21/17 11:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:justfuck:

Facebook gods say otherwise.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24029603 - 01/22/17 03:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Only the perverse images of old transpire in this library of nefarious and daft cacklery.

The time has come for a new paradigm, once again.
Forever moving ahead, time knows no bounds here.
The rum is in the barrel, care for a sip?
The mind is a mere gutter for all the bliss of this sweet liquor.
I call upon anyone capable of rational thought to eviscerate my plight and alleviate the horrors within.
Join me to the feed supply, so that I may fill my empty rum barrel with rye.

I am willing to hold hostage those who dare cuckold the poor and weak, for the upholstery is worth the penny as any wise person would say.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Junior Fungus]
    #24029637 - 01/22/17 03:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:




Quote:

pur3bind said:




Quote:

spirit_shadow said:




Quote:

Junior Fungus said:




:chalkup:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24030243 - 01/22/17 11:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Behold the King,
The King of Kings,
On your knees dog!

:grannycheer:

All HEIL!


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24030523 - 01/22/17 01:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I can talk to the coin right?


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24030670 - 01/22/17 02:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Only if your left toenail fits your right nostril in exact accordance with Jabba's umbrella.

Then we can eat the wind.

Horses.

Shoelaces.

:borat:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24030950 - 01/22/17 03:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Oh I see you ate seven nuns.
Holy shit.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24030967 - 01/22/17 03:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I c u 8 7 nouns?


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