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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


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Shroomery MMA Roster
#24024823 - 01/20/17 06:50 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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As many of you are aware Asante and I are going to be sponsoring the third annual Shroomery MMA brawl, so I decided to make this thread to keep track of all participating. As you all know, this year the prize is extra special, all the gold in Ireland and a Dutch countess of your choosing. So to make sure we have serious inquiries only Asante has insisted on a $200 entry fee. Please send your entry money via PayPal to shroomeryMMA@isntreal.com and post below with what fighting style you will be using. The tournament will be heal atop Mt Vesuvius on Oct 13, and there will be a live stream of the event for a $25 fee. Come prepared.
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Edited by SARAtonin (01/20/17 06:57 AM)
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Patlal
You ask too many questions


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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: SARAtonin]
#24024924 - 01/20/17 08:02 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Me VS Sheekle.
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do it
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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: Patlal]
#24024929 - 01/20/17 08:07 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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This doesn't feel like my thing, but anything for the gold and the a countess or two. My style is wearing spandex.
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Repertoire89
Cat



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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: SARAtonin]
#24025181 - 01/20/17 09:49 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Sure I'll play, my background is in kickboxing and westling.
Im not going to pay though, my intention is to raid the festivities on horse back, overpower the judges and ride off with my loot.
That or ambush the battered victor as they away themselves, as the good lord intended.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: SARAtonin] 2
#24025182 - 01/20/17 09:50 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Only if it's in the buff slathered in oil
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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I did karate for a few years until they moved our "dojo" to a building with really high ceilings and I had to quit due to my fear of heights.
I was afraid the flat earth would turn upside down and we'd all fall to our deaths on thee ceiling.
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


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Quote:
Patlal said: Me VS Sheekle.
Ahh I see the grudge match continues. I enjoyed your redemption victory last year. Will you be using your drunken monk style again?
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Repertoire89 said: Sure I'll play, my background is in kickboxing and westling.
Im not going to pay though, my intention is to raid the festivities on horse back, overpower the judges and ride off with my loot.
That or ambush the battered victor as they away themselves, as the good lord intended.
Monster! This simply will NOT stand. I insist that you redact your intentions immeditly!
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nicechrisman said: Only if it's in the buff slathered in oil
Ahhh, the crowned victor emerges! Looking to defend your title for the third year running I see.
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CookieCrumbs said: I did karate for a few years until they moved our "dojo" to a building with really high ceilings and I had to quit due to my fear of heights.
I was afraid the flat earth would turn upside down and we'd all fall to our deaths on thee ceiling.
I quit Karate because everyone was so loud and obnoxious.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: SARAtonin]
#24025284 - 01/20/17 10:55 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Smash the system!
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Big Worm
Perf


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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: Patlal]
#24025298 - 01/20/17 11:00 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Patlal said: Me VS Sheekle.
Sheekle would have a long line of people that would want to fight him IRL from the boards.
Surprised nobody has at least slapped the shit out of him at a fest or gathering.
I would have lol
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Repertoire89
Cat



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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: Big Worm]
#24025329 - 01/20/17 11:11 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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Id definitely step in, in Sheekles favor if I saw someone attack him
Being super popular has its benefits
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mt cleverest
clevendafodil

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And how do you expect to acquire all the gold in ireland?? sounds made up to me guys.
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


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Quote:
mt cleverest said: And how do you expect to acquire all the gold in ireland?? sounds made up to me guys.
Do you not remember the fun times we had the past two years? You were rather drunk.
-------------------- God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves. Want to join a cult? Click for details…
Edited by SARAtonin (01/20/17 11:29 AM)
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mt cleverest
clevendafodil

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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: SARAtonin]
#24025361 - 01/20/17 11:28 AM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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PatrickKn


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I'll partake. I have a background in talking shit from behind a keyboard, and I did karate when I was 6. When I win I will use all the gold of Ireland to cast a solid gold statue ridiculing Mt. Cleverest for his insolence.
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trees


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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: PatrickKn]
#24025492 - 01/20/17 12:22 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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this is a fuckin scam
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Quote:
mt cleverest said: And how do you expect to acquire all the gold in ireland?? sounds made up to me guys.

I wanna fight MMA with California. He seems like a fighter. I'd probably get my ass kicked
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rackem



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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: trees]
#24025498 - 01/20/17 12:25 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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was it the @isntreal.com that gave it away>?
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PatrickKn


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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: rackem]
#24025504 - 01/20/17 12:26 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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If it's not real then where did my money go?
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rackem



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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: PatrickKn]
#24025516 - 01/20/17 12:31 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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to the persian prince.
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE



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Re: Shroomery MMA Roster [Re: SARAtonin]
#24025520 - 01/20/17 12:33 PM (7 years, 10 days ago) |
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I'd like to fight Webster. No cheap shots or anything, gloves on type shit.
He'd have better leverage on me but I'd have a further punch.
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