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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #24038096 - 01/25/17 09:05 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Being in a relationship with a woman of that status is not my intention. I just want to treat her nice like a human being and not look at it as a potential bag of meat you know?

And no I haven't got the ball rolling and that is this point of this thread. I need assistance in breaking the ice and then slip in between the cracks for some fun time by showing her my intentions without being so direct and aggressive about it that would potentially scare her off


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24039427 - 01/25/17 06:06 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
Being in a relationship with a woman of that status is not my intention. I just want to treat her nice like a human being and not look at it as a potential bag of meat you know?

And no I haven't got the ball rolling and that is this point of this thread. I need assistance in breaking the ice and then slip in between the cracks for some fun time by showing her my intentions without being so direct and aggressive about it that would potentially scare her off



You THINK beating around the bush is the right way to go, but it's gonna land you in the friend zone as in no sex. Women, especially older women, like direct and confident men. She probably already knows you're interested so pay her a compliment by asking for what you want and stating your intentions.


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #24039600 - 01/25/17 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I want to roll up with a milf.  I know I'd catch feelings though.  Seems like it would be kind of hard not to.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #24047834 - 01/29/17 12:27 AM (7 years, 1 day ago)

I actually got a bit of an update

I still haven't pursuit the original milf I had in mind but yesterday I chatted up a 36yr old mom. Thing is I really suck at this and most of the time, in my opinion, I must have came off as an interviewer lol I got stuck asking questions as I didn't know how to divert the conversation.

This morning I thought I would try and talk to her again, ask her about free time and I guess go in from there?


Also why don't women ask questions back? I don't get it :confused: I was talking to another girl, around my age mid-20s and it was difficult to keep a conversation going. You ask something, they open up a little bit, don't ask anything back about you and I'm stuck there trying to constantly think of creative ways to keep the convo going.

This has happened a lot to me recently for the past couple of months. Every girl I try to talk to shows a haze of interested/uninterested at the same time, it's boggling my mind like crazy. Is it me?


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24048080 - 01/29/17 05:55 AM (7 years, 1 day ago)

Do yourself a favor and give up on trying to be an internet smooth talker. The two don't go. There is no inflection in the voice, lingering eye contact, physical touch. Give it up, and go out.


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: nuds] * 1
    #24048713 - 01/29/17 11:23 AM (7 years, 1 day ago)

If women don't ask questions back, they're either not interested in you or they are too self-centered to care about others. Either way, walk away.

And tinder works well for scoring MILFs.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: koraks]
    #24049087 - 01/29/17 01:41 PM (7 years, 1 day ago)

Tinder doesn't work for me. I've had it for months, I barely match up with anyone, almost no milfs, and the ones I do match up with never respond back to my messages and the message is a simple ''Hi''

I don't get what I'm doing wrong or why there are so many prude people out there. If you're on tinder and I'm on tinder and we matched up there is no shame in it, I don't get why they act so high and mighty when they are chumps looking for a lay like everyone else.

Also smooth talking on the internet is the best shot I got. I don't have friends just introvert stoners whom I visit from time to time, don't club, don't go out, have no real social circle, don't belong to any group or have anything remotely fun to do on the weekends except lab work and uni assignments


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Anonymous #2

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24049534 - 01/29/17 04:39 PM (7 years, 1 day ago)

What's your major/intended career path?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #24050687 - 01/30/17 01:03 AM (7 years, 20 hours ago)

  • Mushroom cultivator ( This is my main career path that I have set out for myself but I think I'm doing a bad job at it. Its been 3 years cultivating mushrooms in my walk in closet, haven't reached a consistent production, lacking certain equipment/space, lacking funding to kick start it, very small client list, still a long way to go. There is an EU young farmer's scheme where I can be given a subsidy grant of over 75,000 euros, I have buddies on the inside but I'm really scared to take that huge step, especially since I manage alone and would eventually be owning the government 75,000euros)
  • Amateur mycologist ( This one is a little hard. There are no real courses for mushroom IDs that my country offers, very few mycologists exist in this country, there is no real society; that is we have one but it's run also by amateurs, is inactive and they don't offer lectures/talks/discussion/forays...etc I learn everything from books that I have to buy myself cause the libraries suck, from these forums and I try to keep in touch with other mycologists, there is a mushroom ID course online, not sure how legit it is, also trying to find something in Europe where I can go and study about fungi, I have however managed to get familiar with a couple of species and am able to be of use when it comes to ID)
  • Graduating soon with a degree in Horticulture ( I am basing my degree on mycoremediation on the concentration of nitrogen since our country is doing a bad job at preventing leaching so I am cultivating a local king oyster, spawn that to substrate with different concentration of nitrogen and see the affects. I want to implement what Paul Stamets did by planting huge bags of mycelium near water ways...etc)
  • Looking for a part time job while I'm still studying (it's been hard to find one that I can balance in my life due to lecture hours/assignments, thinking of going for a barista or something)


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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24050693 - 01/30/17 01:09 AM (7 years, 20 hours ago)

Oh and a part of my degree year I have to do a certain amount of hours of work in relation to my field of study. Obviously it's unpaid but I work with the government in their plant tissue culture labs where we do micropropogation of local species and stone fruit trees to be able to supply the country with virus free fruit bearing trees.

I act as a lab tech assistant and people really like me there for my vigor to learn/work and my knowledge on the subject in comparison to their other students whom did not show much interest.

I really want to get a career there as it's really interesting work, in my line of study and actually tries to help the country which is what I would like to do


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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24050920 - 01/30/17 07:49 AM (7 years, 13 hours ago)

''Hey there,

I am just gonna be straight up honest with you. I think you are very attractive, you seem like a down to earth woman and despite the age difference I felt like we connected from the little we talked. I was wondering if you were up for meeting up, lets say, [blahblah] ? It would make my day''


Would something like be considered straight up and honest with my intentions or is this kind of message beating around the bush?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24050938 - 01/30/17 08:01 AM (7 years, 13 hours ago)

OK now spin that career path as something that is going to make you wealthy/powerful/a world changer.

"Our country is in terrible shape and I need to fix that. I'm going to plant shrooms everywhere and save the world. And you live in the world babe so imma save you with some inncoulated poo. Come through to my cribbo you sexy thang imma show you a thing or two and stick my horticulture up your ass."

Women can sense when you're passionate about something, and your future ambitions can really turn them on.


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24050971 - 01/30/17 08:26 AM (7 years, 12 hours ago)

OP, suicide sounds like your best option. Banging girls is the easiest thing ever. If you can't figure it out, you're fucked (but not literally).


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24051585 - 01/30/17 12:23 PM (7 years, 8 hours ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
''Hey there,

I am just gonna be straight up honest with you. I think you are very attractive, you seem like a down to earth woman and despite the age difference I felt like we connected from the little we talked. I was wondering if you were up for meeting up, lets say, [blahblah] ? It would make my day''


Would something like be considered straight up and honest with my intentions or is this kind of message beating around the bush?



"I think you are very attractive, you seem like a down to earth woman. I enjoyed our conversation and I want to meet up. Let's do [time and place here], does that work for you?"


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Anonymous #2

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #24051968 - 01/30/17 02:56 PM (7 years, 6 hours ago)

Or, just "what are you up to tonight? And go from there, emphasizing how you are just going to be chilling and having some wine


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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: azur]
    #24052376 - 01/30/17 05:35 PM (7 years, 3 hours ago)

I been down that road, don't joke about that man it's not cool. If you're serious then honestly go fuck yourself dude and I mean that in the nicest way possible

Girls may be easy over where you're at or your life style just coincides with their norm but over here being different isn't something that bodes in your favor so it can be challenging.

Also Anon#2 I do talk about my passion, my future plans, what I want to work with, I invite them to come off-roading, hiking and all that jazz where I am in my element but none of them seem to be responding very well. Women don't ask me anything about myself so most of the time I'm just sitting there being the interviewer cause none of tries to converse back

I honestly don't get it.

Also the message didn't work, she saw it but didn't reply. Ah well

:shrug:

I'm honestly just gonna give up on this, thanks for the help guys I really appreciate it :super:


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #24052513 - 01/30/17 06:25 PM (7 years, 2 hours ago)

Well, Facebook is gay. And trying to hook up with girls through Facebook is even gayer.
Next time to see a hotty, smile at her. Then the next hotty you see, walk up to her and tell her she is stunning. Baby steps. Before you know it, you'll be asking us which girl you should fuck tonight.
Confidence is key. Just don't confuse it with cockiness.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Help me score a milf [Re: azur]
    #24052529 - 01/30/17 06:31 PM (7 years, 2 hours ago)

That is much better advice thank you very much Azur :biggrin:

I know online and facebook is fucking gay but atm it's all I got. Also I already got a FWB but I'm slowly loosing attraction to her. I wanted to get milf off of my list before I commit to something again otherwise it's gonna wander in my mind for eternity. I am confident in myself and find myself to be a catch but man it's hard to try and blurt out words, I over think it too much and come off as staged

I tried smiling not long ago and kinda worked. There was this chick on her cigarette break and I was out getting parts for my car, was stuck in traffic and she was there, she smiled I smiled and then the traffic started moving again. It was simple enough I should do it often

what opening lines do you use?


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24052586 - 01/30/17 06:53 PM (7 years, 2 hours ago)

If you want to know what opening lines I use, then it will be staged. And appear staged.
I don't really have lines. You just have to be original. Ask a girl what her favorite type of cloud is. But you better know your cloud types if you do.
Take advantage of what is given to you.
I once walked into a pet store to Holler at a girl who worked there. I was 20 and shy. There was a double rainbow outside. So I walked in and shy fully told the girl and her female boss that there was a double rainbow outside. One for each of them. And that they should go look. Well, they just looked at me like I was crazy. So I walked out. Halfway to my car, the girl comes out and gives me her number. Bang bang.
Don't go into it with the intentions of banging an old head. Just try to make them feel good. And they'll return the favor.


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Re: Help me score a milf [Re: azur]
    #24052617 - 01/30/17 07:05 PM (7 years, 2 hours ago)

My moms is an original OG milf, and she doesn't need pick up lines, she just want's the peepee and good drugs. Op, pm me if you're interested.she actually needs a place to live atm.


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