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World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War
    #24021961 - 01/19/17 04:47 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

“THE reassuring thing about a nuclear blast is the fact that you’re almost certain to be killed in the initial blast; you don’t have to live with the never-ending daily horror of what has just happened, like you would have to do if you watched a sex tape of Donald Trump”.

With that statement Carlton Morrison, world-renowned expert on Doomsday scenarios, confirmed what the world already knew; the release of videos showing president-elect Donald Trump engaged in lewd acts with Russian prostitutes poses a greater threat to humankind than the launching of nuclear missiles.

Rumours about Trump’s sex tapes have been rife following recent reports that Russia have ‘compromising footage’ of the Republican, leading to many people calling for the scorching death of every man, woman and child on the planet before any such tape gets released.

“The results of seeing Trump in a room with some prostitutes getting up to Christ knows what… that would be worse than a slow death from fallout poisoning,” said Morrison, speaking at an assembly aimed at making sure the alleged Trump tape never leaks onto the internet.

“Can you imagine what seeing something like that would do to your brain? You’d have people flinging themselves under buses, parents eating their children, the breakdown of society as we know it… no, give us the bombs. Give us the bombs, quick”.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/01/18/world-fears-release-of-trump-sex-tape-more-than-they-fear-nuclear-war/


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: LobsterSauce] * 2
    #24021973 - 01/19/17 04:56 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

uh sorry i think people dying is a bit worse and more worthy of fear than a video of trump getting hot and sweaty.

sorry to burst your bubble bud.


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: LobsterSauce] * 1
    #24022074 - 01/19/17 06:21 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Connoisseur] * 7
    #24022095 - 01/19/17 06:32 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

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uh sorry i think people dying is a bit worse and more worthy of fear than a video of trump getting hot and sweaty.

sorry to burst your bubble bud.





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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: John Nada] * 1
    #24022121 - 01/19/17 06:49 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)



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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Asante]
    #24022126 - 01/19/17 06:54 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

I found your posting of that to be distasteful and offensive.

Good day, sir.


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: John Nada]
    #24022132 - 01/19/17 07:04 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

ones of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #24022167 - 01/19/17 07:36 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

even though i hate trump and his cronies I still am happy that that other warhawk didn't win, I would have to stomach that everytime I heard about womens rights or gay rights and her picture


Edited by Konyap (01/19/17 07:42 AM)


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Konyap]
    #24022169 - 01/19/17 07:37 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

If a Trump tape came out, you couldn't Google anything without having it the first hit on every page...


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #24022435 - 01/19/17 09:35 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Trump could bone any hooker he chooses.  Hes 70 and isnt a triathelete.
Trump sex tape = total bullshit
Rachel Maddow re trump sex tape "It dosent have to be true to blackmail you"


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: LobsterSauce] * 3
    #24022441 - 01/19/17 09:36 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

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the release of videos showing president-elect Donald Trump engaged in lewd acts with Russian prostitutes poses a greater threat to humankind than the launching of nuclear missiles.





that tape has already surfaced... here's a screen shot



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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #24022444 - 01/19/17 09:38 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Funny

I fear nuclear war more.  It's just too damn costly if it hit's home.

I don't watch porn to see the dude anyway.


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24022453 - 01/19/17 09:40 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Funny

I fear nuclear war more.  It's just too damn costly if it hit's home.

I don't watch porn to see the dude anyway.





so you're saying you want to see trump naked


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Konyap]
    #24022614 - 01/19/17 10:40 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

I know, can you imagine this week if Hillary won? All the "this is history" crap? The commemorative items, the gushing media, the lovelorn liberals dancing in the streets? "Women! Women! Me! Me! Me!" Etc. Pause and just feel the relief in your heart.


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Deathby69]
    #24022648 - 01/19/17 10:59 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

srsly
she only had jesus on her side


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Konyap]
    #24022656 - 01/19/17 11:01 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

i remember when bush said god was on his side...


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Connoisseur]
    #24022667 - 01/19/17 11:08 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

You know that if she had won we'd be in for endless identity politics. It'd be Julian Castro or some token Hispanic for president in 2024. Just pointless and divisive.


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: Deathby69] * 1
    #24022848 - 01/19/17 12:40 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

I for one hope someone pulls a black mirror on Trump and makes him fuck a pig on live tv for an hour stright.



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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #24022904 - 01/19/17 01:05 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

What? That is disgusting and extreme animal abuse.

Apologize.


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Re: World Fears Release Of Trump Sex Tape More Than They Fear Nuclear War [Re: John Nada]
    #24022915 - 01/19/17 01:12 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

I guess you've never watch black mirror, shame.


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