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Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread * 5
    #24021340 - 01/18/17 08:36 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Would you rather cut off your scrotum with safety scissors so that your balls just hang out in the open or learn that your loving wife of 37 years has had AIDS the whole time and also is a man?
Would you...
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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24021348 - 01/18/17 08:37 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

STAL!!!!!!!

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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #24021364 - 01/18/17 08:46 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Should I:
If I need to hide the body of my roommate in a hurry, should I:
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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24021372 - 01/18/17 08:49 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

:burke:


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #24021397 - 01/18/17 09:00 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

"What is the tangible value of friends? Do you realize how much money you spend on them?"


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24021400 - 01/18/17 09:01 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Maus, did you ever complete the story about the people on the couch?


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: koods]
    #24021408 - 01/18/17 09:07 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

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Should I:




All 3 options are pretty bad, the chipper will break and make a mess, contaminating another object as well with blood residue you wont be able to clean because there are so many parts.
K9 units will find your special fertilizer.
And the dumpster will start up an investigation immediately, possibly with camera footage or witnesses

Definitely take your burdens out into the wild and bury it nice and deep like, or put it in a tub of cement and drop the tub in the ocean

Really though, if one kills their roommate, the odds are bad since you'll be a prime suspect.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #24021415 - 01/18/17 09:10 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Here's a classic
Would you rather
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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #24021417 - 01/18/17 09:11 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Why can't I choose them all?


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24021419 - 01/18/17 09:12 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

seems like either way you die so i guess cut off balls


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: koods]
    #24021427 - 01/18/17 09:15 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

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Maus, did you ever complete the story about the people on the couch?



Yup


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #24021428 - 01/18/17 09:16 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Ok...
Would you rather
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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: koods] * 2
    #24021443 - 01/18/17 09:22 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

:lol: all 3 of those sound kind of entertaining


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24022290 - 01/19/17 08:47 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Here's a classic




Lol why would someone choose to lick both of their asses when they can choose to lick just one pussy?


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #24022327 - 01/19/17 08:59 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

I think you guys have a skewed image of who I really am...


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #24022334 - 01/19/17 09:00 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Postcount.
We know you quite well bud.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal]
    #24022335 - 01/19/17 09:01 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Would you rather be deaf for life and have a billion dollars or stay the same as you arw today?


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal]
    #24022350 - 01/19/17 09:07 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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I think you guys have a skewed image of who I really am...



What? You have 30k posts to prove it :lol:


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: koods]
    #24022407 - 01/19/17 09:28 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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koods said:
Would you rather...

Go to a Blacklivesmatter protest with Prisoner#1





lawn chairs, beer and all the weed/gold chains we can get from the bodies that hit the ground

it's like looting but more civilized


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #24022623 - 01/19/17 10:47 AM (7 years, 11 days ago)

:ilold: at pastal


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #24022913 - 01/19/17 01:10 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Would you rather give a 400lb chick 100 US dollars to lick her taint, or would u rather give her 100 to lick her crusty pussy?..

Plz Hurry guys shes waiting..


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #24023035 - 01/19/17 02:07 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I think you guys have a skewed image of who I really am...




Except bald






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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: JvF]
    #24023061 - 01/19/17 02:17 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

@Pat thats why I had you on ignore for 2 or so years. Not because I disliked you,  but I realized you leave no stone unturned in revealing how pessimistic, pennypinching, and antisocial you are. It made me depressed :shrug:

Still I got no hate for you but I think you wear your emotions on your sleeve, or in this case fingertips.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24023065 - 01/19/17 02:18 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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And thats why I had you on ignore for 2 or so years. Not because I disliked you,  but I realized you leave no stone unturned in revealing how pessimistic, pennypinching, and antisocial you are. It made me depressed :shrug:

Still I got no hate for you but I think you wear your emotions on your sleeve, or in this case fingertips.




lol.

I made you depressed...

How much power do I have on your life?

I'm probably the happiest guy on this forum.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal]
    #24023072 - 01/19/17 02:21 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Not depressed for more than a few minutes but you certainly dampered my shroomery experieone :shrug:
I now ignore no one and simply ignore the threads I dont like. Ive seen great posts out of you fwiw


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24023088 - 01/19/17 02:26 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Not depressed for more than a few minutes but you certainly dampered my shroomery experieone :shrug:
I now ignore no one and simply ignore the threads I dont like. Ive seen great posts out of you fwiw




99% of the time I'm kidding.

Also, it's mostly an act. I'm not who I appear to be on this forum. I add/remove things to make stories more interesting. I grossly exagarate some of my faults. I'm a caricature of myself.

Essentially, I'm everything that I cannot be in real life cause I would be weird as fuck. This is like a reality show for me. I'm me but I add a lot to it for entertainment purposes. Although the advice I give out is generally what I would say in real life. The comments and stories are mostly true but it's not 100% true.

Don;t worry bout me bro. I'm happy as fuck lol


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal]
    #24023090 - 01/19/17 02:28 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Aight good. I play up my personality to varying extents too but not much. Its good to know youre not as jaded as I thought.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24023095 - 01/19/17 02:29 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Aight good. I play up my personality to varying extents too but not much. Its good to know youre not as jaded as I thought.




lol. If I'd be that jaded I'd have a needle in my arm.

I generally do not care what others think and I dont seek out social situation, but I'm perfectly human when and normal when they come up. I'm very goofy in real life. Everybody laughs when I'm in the room.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #24023204 - 01/19/17 03:13 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Quote:

Patlal said:
I think you guys have a skewed image of who I really am...



What? You have 30k posts to prove it :lol:



lol nice avatar


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24023399 - 01/19/17 04:32 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Would u rather...
Would you rather have 100 childern kick you in the nutz or have to lick your own Dad's butthole once?
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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #24023490 - 01/19/17 05:19 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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I generally do not care what others think and I dont seek out social situation, but I'm perfectly human when and normal when they come up. I'm very goofy in real life. Everybody laughs when I'm in the room.




if thats true, sounds you made quite a turn around

patlal's thread about being a social outcast


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: trees]
    #24023621 - 01/19/17 06:02 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

Yeah pat no need to lie. No one cares if youre a loner own that shit!


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: trees]
    #24023653 - 01/19/17 06:09 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Quote:

Patlal said:
I generally do not care what others think and I dont seek out social situation, but I'm perfectly human when and normal when they come up. I'm very goofy in real life. Everybody laughs when I'm in the room.




if thats true, sounds you made quite a turn around

patlal's thread about being a social outcast




I am an social outcast and I wrote this thread when a few SJW at my work place decided to cast me out because I disagree with SJW. I let that shit affect me instead of brushing it off like I usually do. Some days are better than others.

I'm currently suffering from being too god damn popular on this website. I can no longer fly under the radar. Celebrity status sucks sometimes. Then again a huge percentage of my thread have 1000+ views and a 100+ replies. So yay!


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24023757 - 01/19/17 06:35 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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Yeah pat no need to lie. No one cares if youre a loner own that shit!




Total loner. But very functioning.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #24023759 - 01/19/17 06:37 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

I'm mentally projecting dirty dishes into your sink right now brah.


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Dark_Star]
    #24023782 - 01/19/17 06:46 PM (7 years, 11 days ago)

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I'm mentally projecting dirty dishes into your sink right now brah.




Totally working


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal]
    #24024745 - 01/20/17 04:44 AM (7 years, 10 days ago)

:rolleyes: you would try to make this thread all about you


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #24024954 - 01/20/17 08:19 AM (7 years, 10 days ago)

It is about me


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Re: Pose a question that Patlal would use for a thread [Re: Patlal]
    #24025075 - 01/20/17 08:57 AM (7 years, 10 days ago)

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It is about me



Patlal these days v


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