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Bigbadwooof
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Webster10 Predicts 5
#24019956 - 01/18/17 01:13 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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I've decided to make a thread, in which we may all address Mr. Webster10 directly, in an organized fashion. Here we shall encourage him to enlighten our naïve minds with visionary, pundit-snubbing forecasts of the future political storms, which we have yet to witness.
In the unlikely event that Webster10 cannot accurately make an exceptionally well-educated prediction, we will refer to his trusty side-kick, Miss Cleo, and her crystal ball, which was given to her by a mister R. Limbaugh, to whom it was inherited directly from Nostradamus, the great Seer of antiquity.
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: azur] 4
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I just want the total points scored in the Super Bowl, please. I'll donate 50% of my winnings to Webster's charity of choice.
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Bigbadwooof
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The Ecstatic said: I just want the total points scored in the Super Bowl, please. I'll donate 50% of my winnings to Webster's charity of choice.
He only handles politics, unfortunately, though Miss Cleo may be of some assistance.
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Revok
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Miss Cleo died. She didn't see it coming.
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: Revok]
#24020181 - 01/18/17 02:28 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Revok said: Miss Cleo died. She didn't see it coming.
Yes, we'll perform a séance with Webster10's aid.
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Greatest thread ever!!
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Ok....I know it wasnt factual about the prostitutes and the golden shower on the bed.....could it been a steamy dump?
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: Revok] 1
#24020391 - 01/18/17 03:27 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Revok said: Miss Cleo died. She didn't see it coming.
Call me for ya fre reading!!!!
How the fuck I remember that?
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Will webster predict Trump plageriziing parts of his inaguration speech?
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Webster10
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I mean I was right about virtually everything during the election. And what I was right about, the liberal-leaning establishment media was embarrassingly wrong about. I predicted the election within one electoral vote. Nobody else on this message board did that. The mainstream media overwhelmingly concurred that Hillary was going to win in a landslide. We all remember the maps that liberal think tanks were putting out that had Hillary over 400 electoral votes, the 98.8% chance of winning, Nate silver rating it 70/30. It was all a bunch of fucking horse shit. Professional pollsters colluded with the mainstream media to produce false narrative after false narrative about Hillary's lead being insurmountable, how she was so far ahead in the polls that she didn't worry about trump anymore and basically that she was going to win no matter what.
I for one was too woke to buy into that bullshit and I still refuse to. The same can't be said for many of you on this forum. As the midterms get closer you'll all be seeing my prediction.
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: Webster10]
#24020937 - 01/18/17 06:34 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Webster10 said: I mean I was right about virtually everything during the election. And what I was right about, the liberal-leaning establishment media was embarrassingly wrong about. I predicted the election within one electoral vote. Nobody else on this message board did that. The mainstream media overwhelmingly concurred that Hillary was going to win in a landslide. We all remember the maps that liberal think tanks were putting out that had Hillary over 400 electoral votes, the 98.8% chance of winning, Nate silver rating it 70/30. It was all a bunch of fucking horse shit. Professional pollsters colluded with the mainstream media to produce false narrative after false narrative about Hillary's lead being insurmountable, how she was so far ahead in the polls that she didn't worry about trump anymore and basically that she was going to win no matter what.
I for one was too woke to buy into that bullshit and I still refuse to. The same can't be said for many of you on this forum. As the midterms get closer you'll all be seeing my prediction.
Yes, I know, that's why I started this thread.
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The Ecstatic said: I just want the total points scored in the Super Bowl, please. I'll donate 50% of my winnings to Webster's charity of choice.
Btw, this just in, Miss Cleo suggests that the Lions devastate the Seahawks 42 to 7. Plausible. ITS FUCKING PLAUSIBLE!
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DividedQuantum
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I find Webster's posts hilarious. I mean, they really are funny.
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DividedQuantum said: I find Webster's posts hilarious. I mean, they really are funny.
I find this thread funny. I laugh at my own jokes, cuz I'm a douchebag.
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Nah you're just melting.
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: Webster10]
#24021177 - 01/18/17 07:47 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Webster10 said: Nah you're just melting.
@Divided - I enjoy not only informing people with my knowledge but entertaining them as well
You better blow my fucking mind in the midterms then bro. I started a thread for you. A thread in your honor, even!
If your predictions are within a percentage point, I'll give Alex Jones's flaccid, tiny pecker, a solid 9 second blowjob.
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: Webster10]
#24021233 - 01/18/17 08:05 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Webster10 said: @Divided - I enjoy not only informing people with my knowledge but entertaining them as well
Fantastic!
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: Webster10]
#24021255 - 01/18/17 08:10 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Webster10 said: I mean I was right about virtually everything during the election. And what I was right about, the liberal-leaning establishment media was embarrassingly wrong about. I predicted the election within one electoral vote. Nobody else on this message board did that. The mainstream media overwhelmingly concurred that Hillary was going to win in a landslide. We all remember the maps that liberal think tanks were putting out that had Hillary over 400 electoral votes, the 98.8% chance of winning, Nate silver rating it 70/30. It was all a bunch of fucking horse shit. Professional pollsters colluded with the mainstream media to produce false narrative after false narrative about Hillary's lead being insurmountable, how she was so far ahead in the polls that she didn't worry about trump anymore and basically that she was going to win no matter what.
I for one was too woke to buy into that bullshit and I still refuse to. The same can't be said for many of you on this forum. As the midterms get closer you'll all be seeing my prediction.
Did you post it here, then? I'd like to observe that one.
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Re: Webster10 Predicts [Re: Le_Canard]
#24021264 - 01/18/17 08:12 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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