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    #24018440 - 01/17/17 08:18 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Sup guys

My start day at work got pushed back another week, fucking crazy, bought a bottle of wine to compensate.

Looked into this online dating thing again, I come back to it every few years and come to the same conclusion, its a waste of time. Ime women always just dick around exchanging messages for weeks before agreeing to meetup if they do, and then theres no telling if either of us will be interested because you cant catch all those vibes through a screen, not enough to gauge sexual chemistry.

Im just going back to my goto, finding activities like performances, meditation groups or ameatur sporting leagues to get involved in, Im not socially retarded so meeting women in person comes easy. The online thing does have an appeal for conveniece, but its a waste of time in my book.

Anyways, time to get drunk.

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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24018457 - 01/17/17 08:24 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

It's always time to get drunk.
Watching taboo.


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Re: LNC [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #24018577 - 01/17/17 09:24 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Blacks and jews

Wine is good


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24018585 - 01/17/17 09:27 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

U should try hitting up sum shows or festivals,

Im all out of weed, just drinking sum beers,


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24018616 - 01/17/17 09:45 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

You should try grindr. Usually works. I met up with a guy the other day though and ended up not screwing. He was just wayyyy too sketchy and blasted out of his mind on meth. He was entertaining tho. If you've seen rhizos videos, it was like that.


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #24018642 - 01/17/17 10:00 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
U should try hitting up sum shows or festivals,

Im all out of weed, just drinking sum beers,




Shows are good, I'm filling up my calendar right now, trying to find a suitable open mic session, meditation group and some kind of sport league.
One perc to living in the metro area of a big city is being able to easily find these things


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You should try grindr. Usually works. I met up with a guy the other day though and ended up not screwing. He was just wayyyy too sketchy and blasted out of his mind on meth. He was entertaining tho. If you've seen rhizos videos, it was like that.




:lol: I'm not attracted to men unfortunately, I think the idea is great but Im not biologically equipped for that
Definitely met a few Rhizos, hes not as special as he thinks he is

:teehee:


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Re: LNC [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #24018730 - 01/17/17 10:52 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

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goldcaphunter said:

Watching taboo.




How was the second episode (no spoilers please, I won't see episode 2 til this weekend)? Was it good?


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #24018733 - 01/17/17 10:53 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

I'm at work.

I'm almost there...only 8 hours left

:racethread:


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #24018736 - 01/17/17 10:55 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

sancho has inspired me to get really fucking high tonight.

i think once everything i took hits in about 10 minutes i will be


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #24018741 - 01/17/17 10:59 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

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sancho has inspired me to get really fucking high tonight.






sancho don't get high, he gets inebriated


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #24018743 - 01/17/17 11:00 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

hes on pluto right now, im gonna try to get just as high as he is but in a different way lol


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur] * 3
    #24018754 - 01/17/17 11:08 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Sancho should inspire people to go to rehab


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #24018756 - 01/17/17 11:09 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

you should inspire people to go to rehab koods


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur]
    #24018759 - 01/17/17 11:10 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Go to rehab


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #24018760 - 01/17/17 11:11 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

:ahahaha: i have several times


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur]
    #24018790 - 01/17/17 11:23 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

i have a fun story to share

so today on my way into the subway i saw a guy holding a sign that said fuck trump, he didnt look that beat up or strung out or insane. he seemed like a pretty upstanding guy but he had no cup or begging bowl just this sign, this sign that said fuck trump.

i told him as i quickly passed by that i liked his sign, he asked me if i could help him get something to eat. i quickly took 20 bucks out of my wallet folded it in half and ran up to him quickly while saying hey man dont tell anyone about this. as i gave it to him i said this is just between us, and as i ran away he thanked me.


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #24018796 - 01/17/17 11:27 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

And then you went and told everyone about it :lol:
Well good on you, definitely should have bought him food though


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #24018797 - 01/17/17 11:28 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

goldcaphunter said:

Watching taboo.




How was the second episode (no spoilers please, I won't see episode 2 til this weekend)? Was it good?




It was dope. When it ended I was like the fuuuuck nooo I can't wait till next Tuesday!


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Re: LNC [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24018803 - 01/17/17 11:33 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

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And then you went and told everyone about it :lol:
Well good on you, definitely should have bought him food though




i only told people not to make myself look good but simply to make people laugh because i did it in fact simply to laugh


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #24018843 - 01/17/17 11:58 PM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Getting used to a more reasonable work schedule with the new gig.  This is the 2nd leg of my commute to work. 



I dont want to get carried away but this seems like a wonderful gig. Im excited in a realistic way. 

I am off Thursday and Friday. Thinking of either going skiing or tripping a bit in the revelry of the new work situation.


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Re: LNC [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #24018849 - 01/18/17 12:02 AM (7 years, 13 days ago)

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goldcaphunter said:


It was dope. When it ended I was like the fuuuuck nooo I can't wait till next Tuesday!




:justcantwait:


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Re: LNC [Re: Niffla]
    #24018854 - 01/18/17 12:06 AM (7 years, 13 days ago)

what kind of gig do u fly thru mountains to gigify?


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #24018873 - 01/18/17 12:15 AM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Earlier today I met up with a unnamed shroomerite in NYC. I was really surprised that he offered me a blow job for $20. I'm always willing to help someone out, so I agreed. When I finished and tried to pay him, he said that he felt guilty accepting money for something he enjoyed so much. I folded the bill into his hand and said "just give it to the next well dressed homeless trump protesters you see." He wiped his chin and walked away smiling.


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #24018878 - 01/18/17 12:17 AM (7 years, 13 days ago)

:ahahaha: i see your working on your novel


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur]
    #24018879 - 01/18/17 12:18 AM (7 years, 13 days ago)

Don't worry I won't name names


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #24018887 - 01/18/17 12:24 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

that opens my eyes to the kind of individual you are

shine on snowflake.


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24018892 - 01/18/17 12:25 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

women are a waste of time

a mere distraction from the bigger picture

(im gonna catch some flak for this post)


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Re: LNC [Re: czech]
    #24018894 - 01/18/17 12:26 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

enlighten me oh swami


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Re: LNC [Re: czech]
    #24018918 - 01/18/17 12:41 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

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women are a waste of time

a mere distraction from the bigger picture

(im gonna catch some flak for this post)




The big picture is the story of your life, whether that be centered on subduing enemies or women folk

I applaud your single minded lust for power, such ambition is worthy of Wodans hall


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #24018952 - 01/18/17 01:01 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

I miss the feeling of a perfectly shaped breast in my hand.  I almost have no recollection of what that's even like anymore.  Hands seem so empty without a breast to fill them.  Like a stomach without food..


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #24018958 - 01/18/17 01:05 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

dont get me started :huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: LNC [Re: Connoisseur]
    #24019004 - 01/18/17 01:48 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Just got done with a long day of work,got a lot done though. Also word to the wise do not try to clean your bong in a fiberglass tub.It will stain so bad that it takes hours to scrub even with Clorox gel.

Anyway smoking a cig after a nice diluadid,then I'll smoke a bowl of this amazingly lemony northern lights and quietly watch the stars.It's 40 degrees but after this winter that feels okay.


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #24019401 - 01/18/17 09:06 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

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Sheekle said:
what kind of gig do u fly thru mountains to gigify?



Nothing glamorous,  just tending bar but the money is pretty good and it is literally on top of this part of the world.


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Re: LNC [Re: Amanita86]
    #24019496 - 01/18/17 09:51 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

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I miss the feeling of a perfectly shaped breast in my hand.  I almost have no recollection of what that's even like anymore.  Hands seem so empty without a breast to fill them.  Like a stomach without food..




Ye I feel that.


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Re: LNC [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24019757 - 01/18/17 11:47 AM (7 years, 12 days ago)

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And then you went and told everyone about it :lol:
Well good on you, definitely should have bought him food though




He probably bought a case of Nat Ice :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24020446 - 01/18/17 03:42 PM (7 years, 12 days ago)

Ah well I lust only for comfort and adventure.

Women try their hardest to take my comfort and adventure.


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