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Offlinevoidjester_entheo
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The Way Women Walk... * 1
    #24010433 - 01/14/17 06:11 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Do they purposely try making an infinity symbol? Does that mean that women have extreme Divine Awareness?


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: voidjester_entheo] * 3
    #24010439 - 01/14/17 06:14 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Yes and yes.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: beforethedawn]
    #24010468 - 01/14/17 06:28 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

:ilold:


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #24010702 - 01/14/17 08:00 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Well infinity isn't technically real, so therefore woman don't exist. :mindblown:


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #24010967 - 01/14/17 10:02 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Cosmic_Flame said:
:ilold:



But then...
Quote:

goldcaphunter said:
Well infinity isn't technically real, so therefore woman don't exist. :mindblown:



Now I'm having an existential crisis.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: TopPmz]
    #24011136 - 01/15/17 12:20 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

For me, some of it is learned
and I noticed when Like TONS of fat went to my hips and ass
I just seem to carry my weight differently.
My center of balance has DEF changed
and I think the way I walk is affected by that
in addition to learned behavior.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #24011149 - 01/15/17 12:31 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

How do you walk


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #24011155 - 01/15/17 12:33 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

My hips swing a bit
(too much looks silly)
my arms are kinda care free and a bit swingy
you know, like a bitch trying to get somewhere.
That's how I walk.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #24011162 - 01/15/17 12:38 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I guess I can picture it. Sometimes I pay too much attention to how walk in public. Sometimes I get all robotic and stiff like, and then I feel like I'm walking to fast then to slow.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #24011166 - 01/15/17 12:40 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Hetero men usually walk kinda like they are inside a coffin, not much space for moving around, and it is slightly march like imo.
Super general, as gay people and effeminate straight men may walk different, The way women and men walk are different though.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #24011180 - 01/15/17 12:53 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Even nazis had a weird way of walking


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: goldcaphunter] * 5
    #24011253 - 01/15/17 03:32 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

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How do you walk





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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #24011256 - 01/15/17 03:38 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

[flash=,]https://youtu.be/Q3SZ4lSvH9o[/flash]

Ok, let's see if i can finally embed a video properly....

Fingers crossed....

Edit: GODDAMMIT!!!

Edit#2 (the gritty reboot): Ok folks, hang on tight, I'm gonna try one more time!!!

[flash=,]https://youtu.be/Q3SZ4lSvH9o[/flash]

Fuck this, is it just impossible to embed form a phone?

Anyway, i tried linking the video to a song by tim and eric called "petite feet". If would have ben the greatest thing ever if it worked, but it didn't. But you really should just watch it, because it's only like 2 minutes, but it will change how you look at comedy for the rest of your life.


Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (01/15/17 03:43 AM)


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #24011465 - 01/15/17 08:12 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

I think ur supposed to put dimensions next to the equal sign.


Or u coulda just hyperlinked it.


Anyway this was the last thread I read before bed and for some reason I dreamed of women and cats.
And women that had cats in their bras.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24011472 - 01/15/17 08:19 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

The way women is entirely designed to piss off men.

But it can be completely neutralized if you don't not engage or simply be a grown up and owning all the insults and say you'll work on it. It will drive them up the wall and you will now win arguments with women.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #24011502 - 01/15/17 08:41 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

You sound bitter.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #24011505 - 01/15/17 08:42 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

You don't need any tags. You just paste the link. But it cannot be a shortened link. It needs to be a youtube.com link, not a youtu.be link!

Like so:



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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24011520 - 01/15/17 08:49 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
You sound bitter.




Yes, I understand. Do you have suggestions to help me improve on this?


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24011525 - 01/15/17 08:52 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
I think ur supposed to put dimensions next to the equal sign.


Or u coulda just hyperlinked it.


Anyway this was the last thread I read before bed and for some reason I dreamed of women and cats.
And women that had cats in their bras.




Women with kitty titties


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #24011552 - 01/15/17 09:03 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
You sound bitter.




Yes, I understand. Do you have suggestions to help me improve on this?




...have you tried dating older women?
Have you tried dating women you didn't meet on PoF?


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24011585 - 01/15/17 09:17 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
You sound bitter.




Yes, I understand. Do you have suggestions to help me improve on this?




...have you tried dating older women?
Have you tried dating women you didn't meet on PoF?




Of course. The older they are, the sneakier they get. They had practice. Younger ones will lose their shit for smaller things.

Don't get me wrong, men do stupid shit too that gets under women's skin, we're not perfect. But in order to keep the peace, you have to be able to spot these situation and handle them properly. That's generally means pissing off the person that's trying to make scene. It's better for just him/her getting pissed than both of you. That's when problem arise. When he/she flames out, you have to be CO2, not gasoline.

Although Im far from perfect. there has been times where I knew she was trying to get me to lose my shit and I stil lost my shit. Sometimes it's just healthy to let it out.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #24011759 - 01/15/17 10:15 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

It is because women are divine beings. :nyan:


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24011825 - 01/15/17 10:37 AM (7 years, 15 days ago)

:whatshesaid: dis b tru


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Patlal]
    #24012119 - 01/15/17 12:31 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Whats up Patlal? Didnt you score some free pussy recently?


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Patlal]
    #24012158 - 01/15/17 12:51 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
You sound bitter.




Yes, I understand. Do you have suggestions to help me improve on this?




...have you tried dating older women?
Have you tried dating women you didn't meet on PoF?




Of course. The older they are, the sneakier they get. They had practice. Younger ones will lose their shit for smaller things.

Don't get me wrong, men do stupid shit too that gets under women's skin, we're not perfect. But in order to keep the peace, you have to be able to spot these situation and handle them properly. That's generally means pissing off the person that's trying to make scene. It's better for just him/her getting pissed than both of you. That's when problem arise. When he/she flames out, you have to be CO2, not gasoline.

Although Im far from perfect. there has been times where I knew she was trying to get me to lose my shit and I stil lost my shit. Sometimes it's just healthy to let it out.




still most woman have a certain look they can complete crush and destroy the soul of a man. Men dont have that. Women can be sweetest people ever... or the most evil.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: kakashi68]
    #24012418 - 01/15/17 03:20 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Their hips are structured differently than mens.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #24012429 - 01/15/17 03:23 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

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Whats up Patlal? Didnt you score some free pussy recently?




Lol.... Free pussy... As if I'd even consider paying for pussy...

I generally get the pussy I chase. It's an attitude thing, A mindset...


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: voidjester_entheo]
    #24012512 - 01/15/17 04:05 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Did you just assume my walking habits gender? :grin:


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Lucis]
    #24012702 - 01/15/17 05:31 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Yeah. We sexist. :dealwithit:


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #24013216 - 01/15/17 09:24 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Chicks be all like not trying to be my girlfriend and junk right now.  I don't understand it.  See, watch this.


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: Amanita86]
    #24013413 - 01/15/17 11:09 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Ouch


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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #24013438 - 01/15/17 11:23 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

you know what they say, i hate seeing em leave but i love watchin em go



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Re: The Way Women Walk... [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #24013462 - 01/15/17 11:47 PM (7 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

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I guess I can picture it. Sometimes I pay too much attention to how walk in public. Sometimes I get all robotic and stiff like, and then I feel like I'm walking to fast then to slow.




I feel like I have the same issue occasionally. I honestly attribute it to taking a lot of psychedelics and becoming hyper aware of myself and my movements. I feel like its kind of an anxiety symptom or something

Whatever though, it could be worse, I work at a gym and watch these dudes who strut around the place and cant help but think it looks incredibly douchey

As for women, I've always wondered whether they shake their ass on purpose, like a learned behavior, or whether its just biologically how they walk


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