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Offlinenhobidy
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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: nhobidy]
    #24009672 - 01/14/17 12:13 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

and mike thats not how bulls work


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24009673 - 01/14/17 12:13 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Orca- The scenario is that they are both really pissed off and know they are about to fight eachother to the death.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24009706 - 01/14/17 12:29 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

How much training do they have? Is the gorilla a muy Thai master? The bull been working out lifting weights? They know the opponents? I remember you said earlier that they understand its a fight to the death


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24009707 - 01/14/17 12:30 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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SyzygisticSoul said:
Orca- The scenario is that they are both really pissed off and know they are about to fight eachother to the death.




How they would know they're about to fight to the death is a mystery ... but I'll just run with it ...

Truth is, Gorilla's aren't really all that aggressive to other large animals.  They are, for the most part vegetarian ... don't really hunt to kill ... their aggression is largely to their own tribe for control of the hotties and territoriality. 

They don't really have in their DNA a memory of fighting hard charging 4 legged mammals.

I think the Bull has a big advantage.  They're wired to attack just about anything.


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OfflineMike4aco
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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: KauaiOrca]
    #24009716 - 01/14/17 12:35 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Wait I jut thought of something. What we need is a TV set that can tune into other dimensions. Multiverse theory would suggest that somewhere someplace sometime this already happened and that in all cases the gorilla wins 50% of the time and would lose approx 50% of the time as well


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Mike4aco]
    #24009727 - 01/14/17 12:40 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Mike4aco said:
Wait I jut thought of something. What we need is a TV set that can tune into other dimensions. Multiverse theory would suggest that somewhere someplace sometime this already happened and that in all cases the gorilla wins 50% of the time and would lose approx 50% of the time as well



Bro, are you tripping at work again???


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24009730 - 01/14/17 12:41 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Lmao nah I gave that up when I got my promotion. I might be down for a visit in a couple of weeks!


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Mike4aco]
    #24009800 - 01/14/17 01:20 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Ya bro, for sure. Just give me a little notice first, then head on down.

Lol side note, both mammals are vegetables, both mammal get aggressive for the same reason (territory, breeding, to establish dominance). I don't believe one is really wired to be more or less aggressive than the other, I believe those to be sigmas.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24009875 - 01/14/17 01:57 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Id say the bull wins

Now bull vs polar bear that would be interesting :strokebeard:


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24009883 - 01/14/17 02:02 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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SyzygisticSoul said:
Ya bro, for sure. Just give me a little notice first, then head on down.

Lol side note, both mammals are vegetables, both mammal get aggressive for the same reason (territory, breeding, to establish dominance). I don't believe one is really wired to be more or less aggressive than the other, I believe those to be sigmas.




The bull has DNA wired in to protect against predators.  The Gorilla doesn't really have a lot of predators whereas grazing animals always have.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Lucis]
    #24009922 - 01/14/17 02:27 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

If it's in the Roman Coliseum, then by god the bull wins, for the glory of Rome.
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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: KauaiOrca]
    #24009931 - 01/14/17 02:31 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Too many variables to make an educated guess. But I would still go bull.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #24010292 - 01/14/17 04:58 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

shroom picker vs bull now thats a very likely scenario for this website


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: nhobidy]
    #24010297 - 01/14/17 05:02 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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nhobidy said:
shroom picker vs bull now thats a very likely scenario for this website



:rofl:
Although this debate is still very close. No clear winner yet... Js


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24010328 - 01/14/17 05:16 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Bull if its the two strongest and meanest of both but a bad ass gorilla could probs kill a small bull.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #24010331 - 01/14/17 05:19 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Yeah I'm taking the Gorilla.

I just know there is a King Kong sized gorilla out there somewhere and I would find him. He would squash the bull for the pathetic unintelligent animal he is.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #24010471 - 01/14/17 06:29 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Intelligence for the win


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Mike4aco]
    #24010480 - 01/14/17 06:33 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

The Bulls gonna win because all it has to do is gore the gorilla.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24010494 - 01/14/17 06:39 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

The gorillia is intelligent yes, but that intelligence will cause it to stop and think. The bull will be running on instinct.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: nhobidy]
    #24010826 - 01/14/17 08:55 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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nhobidy said:
shroom picker vs bull now thats a very likely scenario for this website



That actually happened to me.  I was walking towards a tree line with my eyes on the ground/the sun in my eyes and when I hit the shade I was about 15 feet from a black bull pointed right back at me..  We stared at each other for 30 or so seconds and I gradually backed up and headed for the fence.  He just stood there looking at me..

I don't know if he was mean but he could have had me if he wanted me..I was legit nervous.


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