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OfflineSyzygisticSoul
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Bull Vs. Gorilla
    #24008778 - 01/14/17 03:05 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Ive had this debate and discussion with countless friends and peers without any definit winner.

So the set up goes as follows; if you searched the world and succeeded in capturing the biggest, strongest, meanest, most violent Bull and the biggest, strongest, meanest, most violent Gorillia and put them both in a Rome type of Arena to fight to the death, which one would come out victorious???

Bulls average about 1,500lbs but can weigh up to a ton.
Weapons- Horns, hooves, and weight to throw around.

Gorillas can weigh up to 500lbs and are 9-15 times stronger than the average human.
Weapons- sharp fangs, brut strength and are intelligent.

So if this matchup was somehow on PPV, would you have your money on the Bull or Gorilla?
Winner in a fight to the death
You may choose only one


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24008791 - 01/14/17 03:12 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Of course the gorilla, they have opposable thumbs and can grip things, that puts them at a huge advantage.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Crystal G]
    #24008797 - 01/14/17 03:16 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Id say bull, if its in a ring at full weight as implied

Theyre much stronger than gorillas and will gore it in the first charge


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24008802 - 01/14/17 03:20 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

bull's too big, this fight needs to be at a catchweight

gorilla got more drawing power, he's the a-side at the negotiating table, so if he can get the bull to agree to come down in weight to say, 1,350 pounds, then maybe gorilla would have a puncher's chance

otherwise bull wins via vicious KO


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Niffla]
    #24008805 - 01/14/17 03:24 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I think the bull has the advantage of being able to mow the gorilla over like a Mack Truck.  The gorilla would have to wrap him up and bite at his neck, that's really all he could do.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #24008806 - 01/14/17 03:25 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Can't forget about how smart a gorilla really is compared to a bull. Gorillas are also very quick and agile. If the gorilla got his arms around the Bulls throat or windpipe, it could be over quick.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #24008808 - 01/14/17 03:26 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

bull all day, gorrillas arn't matadors. gorilla's main fighting strategy are displays and bluffs. bulls dont bluff they just charge and gore. the fights over in seconds every time. flat wide open ring advantage bull.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul] * 2
    #24008813 - 01/14/17 03:31 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Someday I hope to travel to Africa and see the Gorillas in their natural habitat and make sweet, sweet love to them.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Le_Canard]
    #24008816 - 01/14/17 03:34 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

where would they be fighting at?

if the gorilla has home field advantage then that changes everything


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Niffla]
    #24008817 - 01/14/17 03:35 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

The Roman Coliseum.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Amanita86]
    #24008820 - 01/14/17 03:38 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
The Roman Coliseum.




okay then bull by KO

gorilla needs to negotiate it and find a way to get the shit done in the amazon


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Niffla]
    #24008832 - 01/14/17 03:54 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Weapons available to the gorilla? Do they have an idea of what's going on or are they just in a ring with loud people and stuff and going like wtf man? Is it wide open spaces or slightly smaller less open? Wide open id say maybe the gorilla out maneuvers the bull until it gets tired. Smaller id say bullhas the advantage by sheer power and goreability. Gorilla has weapons itmight be all over


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Mike4aco]
    #24008834 - 01/14/17 04:00 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Both animals are ornery and know it's to the death. It's a Rome type Colosseum... lol I don't know if there are weapons available to the gorilla. Well say a  spear was left laying out from the death match before that since everyone thinks the arena is to the Bulls advantage.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24008839 - 01/14/17 04:05 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

HBO pay per view?

Will Michael Buffer be the ring announcer?



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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Niffla]
    #24008842 - 01/14/17 04:07 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Mike Tyson should narrarate childrens stories, with allowance for any uncensored ramblings he feels is appropriate, and copious drugs not withstanding psychedelics


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24008844 - 01/14/17 04:09 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

In that case id say advantage gorilla. Spear.knowledge of what's going on. Wide open spaces to out maneuver. Perhaps the gorilla is a fan of bullfighting and fancies himself a matador. Is he dressed up in spangles and waving a red cape? Id say total advantage gorilla


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #24008845 - 01/14/17 04:10 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

If Bull Vs. Gorilla was on PPV, they wouldn't be able to take the money off my credit card fast enough.


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Mike4aco]
    #24008849 - 01/14/17 04:13 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

fight purses

bull gets 12 bales of hay

gorilla gets 2 thousand bananas


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #24008856 - 01/14/17 04:19 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

while we're at it can we go ahead and book the kangaroo who kidnapped the dog versus that one dude rematch on the Gorilla vs Bull undercard? It could be the co-main event

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/24008723


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Re: Bull Vs. Gorilla [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #24008861 - 01/14/17 04:23 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
while we're at it can we go ahead and book the kangaroo who kidnapped the dog versus that one dude rematch on the Gorilla vs Bull undercard? It could be the co-main event

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/24008723




Kangaroo fo sho! He'd have that guys guts hanging out his stomach after its first clean landed kick.


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