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MistaToast
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Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks.
#24006887 - 01/13/17 11:22 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Hey all you awesome people. I never really post but my buddy needs advice. And honestly a lot of you are brilliant. Anyway, one night a girl from the inner circle insisted on crashing at my place with her 2 friends. Who would deny 3 attractive females from spending the night? So it was obvious the soulless ginger was already wasted when they arrived. It was a fun night, beer pong, blunts, dancing etc...
Here, I'll shorten this damn story:
I wakeup to a bunch of shit missing, my roommate calls the cops (yay great lets narc idea ). Its obvious the redhead girl is fucked up and stumbled into my stash of chill pills while eating her stash of God knows; being aware johnny law was on his way. She wouldn't admit she stole...(obviously) and to make it worse she was blatantly bartarded, cop even noticed.
This is the Important part:
Stupid and her friend leave, (she even stole from my inner circle's wallet) so Sunshine stayed with me that day. This is the good part. That beautiful klepto ginger lost her phone at my house. IPhone, high tech expensive one. We all searched hours, I just wanted her out of my house. She threatened to call the cops (shocker) if I hadn't found it before she left for another state.
Haha she's out of state for good now =}D . found the phone couple days later. Its worth $600 max. Technology is crazy nowadays, so Its turned off with the sim card out. Should I smash this phone? I'm sure It'll be tracked the second it turns on. People want to buy it but sounds risky and just blaaah...
OKAY PEOPLE SO SMASH OR SELL ??
thanks for the input good or bad. AGypsy~
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trees


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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast]
#24006897 - 01/13/17 11:30 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Don't smash it, briefily turn it on for the buyer and sell it to him, let her find it after you sold it. Fuck that bitch
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast] 3
#24006898 - 01/13/17 11:30 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
MistaToast said: Who would deny 3 attractive females from spending the night?
I probably would. That shit would get loud and annoying real quick, ain't tryin' to hear that.
Toss the phone, move on with life.
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trees


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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: 1234go]
#24006903 - 01/13/17 11:32 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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No no no, sell it. You must sell the phone.
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1234go
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast] 1
#24006912 - 01/13/17 11:35 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Or sell it, whatever..
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: 1234go] 1
#24006936 - 01/13/17 11:41 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Turn t phone on, and when she cokes back, sell her Not into prostitution
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: specialpeopleclub] 2
#24006950 - 01/13/17 11:48 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Solid post.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast]
#24006970 - 01/13/17 11:57 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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DSHSP
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specialpeopleclub


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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Repertoire89]
#24006975 - 01/13/17 11:59 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Dry Smash Her Shit Pussy?
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Repertoire89
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#24006984 - 01/13/17 12:02 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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OP should turn it on and plug the phone Let them come
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dodgem
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Repertoire89] 2
#24007018 - 01/13/17 12:17 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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You came here asking advice for a buddy, and then make everything about you. What a great friend you are.
My advice to your buddy is to not talk to your for 8 days as punishment for your selfish behavior.
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Repertoire89] 2
#24007020 - 01/13/17 12:18 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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turn it on and text all the guys in her phone to come over tonight, say that she needs to get a new charger so it might die but just walk in
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Repertoire89
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: specialpeopleclub] 1
#24007029 - 01/13/17 12:23 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
specialpeopleclub said: Dry Smash Her Shit Pussy?
Dry Smash Her Shit Phone
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musiclover420
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Repertoire89]
#24007231 - 01/13/17 01:54 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Shitty situation.
Personally I would consider returning the phone unless you are fairly certain she is the one who stole from you. If there were 3 it seems possible only 1 or 2 was involved with the theft. If she forgot her phone then maybe she wasn't or she is just a tard
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast] 1
#24007349 - 01/13/17 02:28 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Before selling it, download all her sex pics, nude selfies and share here on the shroomery with us.
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#24007369 - 01/13/17 02:35 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
Rebelutionsssss said: turn it on and text all the guys in her phone to come over tonight, say that she needs to get a new charger so it might die but just walk in 
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Fantastic Mr. Fox]
#24007374 - 01/13/17 02:37 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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that sucks
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Patlal
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: imanlyman] 1
#24007417 - 01/13/17 02:47 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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dont trust anybody, ever
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musiclover420
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Patlal] 4
#24007424 - 01/13/17 02:49 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: dont trust anybody, ever
Booooooo
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast]
#24007455 - 01/13/17 02:58 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Well the nice thing to do would to be to hold on to the phone until u get in contact with her again so u could return it, theres potential for smash who knows.. No pun..
The douche thing to do tho would be to break it or wutever or sell it, or sell it back to the chik..
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: zZZz]
#24007462 - 01/13/17 02:59 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Id hold on to it for a week or so and if you dont hear from her sell it. Try and be more selective about who you let stay over.
Why anyone would smash a $300-$400 bill is beyond me.
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: zZZz]
#24007463 - 01/13/17 03:00 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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just go punch something, eat some MDMA and move on like normal people do
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Repertoire89
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast]
#24007470 - 01/13/17 03:02 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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RP should knock that chick up, she sounds like a keeper
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ManianFH
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Repertoire89]
#24007554 - 01/13/17 03:30 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Post pics
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Repertoire89]
#24008411 - 01/13/17 10:57 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said: RP should knock that chick up, she sounds like a keeper
I 2nd this notion.  Jk OP give her back her phone and drop it, life goes on
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MistaToast
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Fantastic Mr. Fox]
#24012267 - 01/15/17 01:45 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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Exactly the responses I'd expect from the Shroomery ha that's why this is the greatest community of sarcasm, wise advice, and troll posts. Thanks fuckers=)Until next time. AGypsy~
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: MistaToast] 1
#24012402 - 01/15/17 03:10 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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Its an iphone.....you have an obligation to smash it....viva la android!
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SyzygisticSoul
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: spirit_shadow]
#24012407 - 01/15/17 03:17 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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Shit sucks bro! Gotta chop it up as a loss to the game. I've had several things come up lost and stolen when I lived in a party house. Use it as a learning experience; make sure you and all your roommates have locks on ya'lls door and use them when y'all have parties and/or random girls crashing over for the night.
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DTCharlieB
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: SyzygisticSoul] 1
#24012469 - 01/15/17 03:42 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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Charge it up real good take it deep out into the woods then turn the gps on or set up a gps app. Send her an anonymous tip she can find it by following the gps. Make her take a long hard soul searching hike for her to find it.
Or you can do the same thing but hide out in the woods by her phone dressed as a Sasquatch. When she comes to get her phone Sasquatch her ass good!
Or maybe bear trap?
Hell that deep in the woods the possibilities are endless, but also limited. Maybe dump a bucket of frogs on her.
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: musiclover420]
#24012540 - 01/15/17 04:16 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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come on bruh.
Gotta make sure yo shit is in its place, aint no excuse havin' treh pieces of jail bait stealin' yo shi
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#24012569 - 01/15/17 04:30 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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Karmas a bitch. Fuck it up then ship it to her.
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: DTCharlieB]
#24012586 - 01/15/17 04:36 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
DTCharlieB said: Charge it up real good take it deep out into the woods then turn the gps on or set up a gps app. Send her an anonymous tip she can find it by following the gps. Make her take a long hard soul searching hike for her to find it.
Or you can do the same thing but hide out in the woods by her phone dressed as a Sasquatch. When she comes to get her phone Sasquatch her ass good!
Or maybe bear trap?
Hell that deep in the woods the possibilities are endless, but also limited. Maybe dump a bucket of frogs on her.

Also: Iphones "Find my phone" app, Works even with phone off. If you keep messing with it, you will brick it. needs to be plugged into a computer to an itunes account to investigate the phones status.
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: NothingsChanged]
#24012597 - 01/15/17 04:41 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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RP should wear that ghilee suit when he impregnates that chick in the woods
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DTCharlieB
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#24012770 - 01/15/17 06:06 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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Oh man a half human half ghille baby. That'd be something.
It could inherit the phone after op kills her.
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Re: Theiving bitch, last time I show hospitality to cute druggy chicks. [Re: DTCharlieB]
#24012777 - 01/15/17 06:12 PM (7 years, 15 days ago) |
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It is fated, let your stolen drugs be a sacrament for this half breed baby which has been thrust upon this world like a shadow cast among shadows
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