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longest you ever masturbated?
    #24002683 - 01/11/17 11:07 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

im used to the meth i get usually being fairly stepped on. not total garbage but still not the bees knees either. anyway, i got this shit the other day from my pal and i ended up being awake for like 48 hours which was exhausting, but anyway during this time i masturbated like crazy, which has never happened to me on meth. and when i say like crazy i mean 7 or 8 hours nonstop. I swear i saw half the videos on pornhub. ran outta lube like 5 hours in so the last few hours were kinda rough, not recommended

whats the longest you've ever masturbated? also, if u were on a drug when it occurred, what drug was it?


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: mel_gibson_4_prez] * 5
    #24002704 - 01/11/17 11:14 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

hell of a first post

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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: mel_gibson_4_prez]
    #24002706 - 01/11/17 11:16 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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mel_gibson_4_prez said:
im used to the meth i get usually being fairly stepped on. not total garbage but still not the bees knees either. anyway, i got this shit the other day from my pal and i ended up being awake for like 48 hours which was exhausting, but anyway during this time i masturbated like crazy, which has never happened to me on meth. and when i say like crazy i mean 7 or 8 hours nonstop. I swear i saw half the videos on pornhub. ran outta lube like 5 hours in so the last few hours were kinda rough, not recommended

whats the longest you've ever masturbated? also, if u were on a drug when it occurred, what drug was it?







:1up:




I really don't wanna steal any thunder here. So I'm just gonna say that is pretty damn cool dude.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: vandago]
    #24002712 - 01/11/17 11:18 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

kid dies after masturbating 42 times...consecutively

http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Niffla]
    #24002719 - 01/11/17 11:22 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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kid dies after masturbating 42 times...consecutively

http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/




hahaha holy shit 42 times


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: mel_gibson_4_prez]
    #24002727 - 01/11/17 11:25 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

I think the more important question here is, how many times did you end up splooging during those 48 hours?


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: mel_gibson_4_prez] * 1
    #24002736 - 01/11/17 11:30 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

I don't know if I believe this story.... Like who was keeping count? And how does one die masturbating? Dehydration?

Sounds like someone is trying to pull a quick one.... No pun intended


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: OliverJames]
    #24002746 - 01/11/17 11:35 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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I think the more important question here is, how many times did you end up splooging during those 48 hours?




during that time believe it or not just once but that one time lasted for 8 hours hahaha

my dick is raw as hell tho. hurts when i take a hot shower and the water hits it


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: mel_gibson_4_prez] * 3
    #24002755 - 01/11/17 11:39 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

Hahah yep, soon as I saw the title, I thought "this is gonna be a meth thread."

Been there before man. I'd rather not do the stuff unless I got a woman around or if I have things to keep me occupied cuz I just get way too horny and it becomes a problem. It's a great fap..but it also comes with a lot of shame.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Eminence]
    #24002773 - 01/11/17 11:49 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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Eminence said:it also comes with a lot of shame.




lol i know exactly wat u mean

once it was all said and done i looked at the clock and was almost disturbed a little to see i had spent a third of my day yanking it


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: mel_gibson_4_prez]
    #24002782 - 01/11/17 11:52 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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Quote:

Niffla said:
kid dies after masturbating 42 times...consecutively

http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/




hahaha holy shit 42 times




this blurb was my favorite part of the article

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he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.




Texture physics? Lmao

Basically the kid would wank it to anything that moved


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Niffla]
    #24002803 - 01/11/17 11:59 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

2 hours on opiates . Both my arms and hands hurt after . My dick was pretty raw too


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 2
    #24002826 - 01/12/17 12:10 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

I pleasured myself to Niffla's sig for a good month. It's not something I'm proud of.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24002831 - 01/12/17 12:13 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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I don't know if I believe this story.... Like who was keeping count? And how does one die masturbating? Dehydration?

Sounds like someone is trying to pull a quick one.... No pun intended





I started my shift at midnight on a saturday. This was in 2013.  I took about 80 mg of adderall. I was in my office and had all my work done, so at about 1:30 2 am I started watching porn slowly slowly, I guess, making love to myself?  Never came. Jerked off til 6ish because thats when I had to go wash my hands and get ready for the next day for everyone.

I drove straight to walmart with my phone on my dash with porn on just road jackin it the whole way.  Cooled off.  Ran into walmart and got some astro glide. Ran back to my car.

Slip and slide car jacked it the whole way home, went straight to my bedroom. 

Finished off a lot of liquid ( I've told this story before ) around 70 hits.  But the speed kept me lucid (  I had been taking another 20 mg every couple hours )  I didn't come back out of my room until monday morning around 11.

The reason I know all this is because, work schedule. I know when I had to work, when I got off ( not sexually that never happened but once and I thought I was going to die when it finally did ) and when my roommates had to go to work. I would come out of my room and go straight to the bathroom to pee and drink water, and that's it.

Towards the end of that it was just sliding a constricted barely even an 1/8th hard dick. 


I did that the following weekend, and the weekend after. 



Then I started getting a lot of stomach discomfort and what not. I was using cock rings very dangerously. Then I found out about this:

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Fournier's gangrene: A horrendous infection of the genitalia that causes severe pain in the genital area (in the penis and scrotum or perineum) and progresses from erythema (redness) to necrosis (death) of tissue. Gangrene can occur within hours.





That's why those viagra commercials tell you to hit the ER if you have a 6 hour erection. 

Those three weeks I was like diving into porno, my mind was set on camming with a hooker I knew. Thank god I ran out of adderall and got fired from my job for being shitty at my job.  That could've ended a lot worse.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: vandago]
    #24003214 - 01/12/17 06:09 AM (7 years, 18 days ago)

I don't know 6 or seven hours....or 15 times however you look at it I w as raw both times


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: psilly the kid]
    #24003711 - 01/12/17 10:54 AM (7 years, 18 days ago)

I think my record is like somewhere in the 12-16 hour range

Ya meth is bad mkay


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #24003822 - 01/12/17 11:32 AM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Damn guys, this thread and the lengths of time y'all have spent frosting ya'lls knuckles is insane. If I can't get my rocks off in five or ten mins, I'm giving up and finding something else to do. I will however spend a few hours in a lady friend on hydrocodones; Now that's fulfilling and makes me feel like an absolute beast.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 6
    #24003828 - 01/12/17 11:35 AM (7 years, 18 days ago)

It would be hilarious to see OPs list of shameful porn searches and how weird they progressed as the night went on.

Search: Midget reverse gangbang


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Niffla]
    #24003908 - 01/12/17 12:10 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
kid dies after masturbating 42 times...consecutively

http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/



Quote:

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of po***graphy was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC. Source




This article is hilarious if only for the fact that they felt it necessary to censor out the R,N and O of "pornography."


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: vandago]
    #24003915 - 01/12/17 12:13 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Vandago has the best sex stories.

Was it you that had the story about banging some chick in a tent and the next morning discovering that everything was covered in shit?


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: psilly the kid]
    #24003958 - 01/12/17 12:38 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

From when I discovered it, at age 10, to age 20, nonstop  :hotdamn:


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: koods]
    #24003962 - 01/12/17 12:39 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

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Vandago has the best sex stories.

Was it you that had the story about banging some chick in a tent and the next morning discovering that everything was covered in shit?






Ya.


She posts here too.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Eminence]
    #24003984 - 01/12/17 12:46 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

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Hahah yep, soon as I saw the title, I thought "this is gonna be a meth thread."





Lmao i wasn't sure what to expect.

I've never tried meth, but a lot of the times when I'm on Adderall I'll edge over and over and turn it into a long ass process. I enjoy the journey, not just the destination  :freewilly:


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24006643 - 01/13/17 09:33 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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SyzygisticSoul said:
the lengths of time y'all have spent frosting ya'lls knuckles is insane.




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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Starstepper]
    #24006658 - 01/13/17 09:40 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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It would be hilarious to see OPs list of shameful porn searches and how weird they progressed as the night went on.

Search: Midget reverse gangbang




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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Niffla]
    #24006695 - 01/13/17 09:58 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Long enough to rub off the old epidermis


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Prem. Kissoff]
    #24006717 - 01/13/17 10:08 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

On tramadol 40 mins and i got bored same goes for lyrica and speed.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: oontribe]
    #24006911 - 01/13/17 11:34 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Longest I ever masturbated was probably 7 or 8 minutes


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: trees]
    #24006980 - 01/13/17 12:01 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

More seriously, masturbating on weed, forever edging, about 2 hours.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Asante]
    #24007003 - 01/13/17 12:11 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

On weed?


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    #24007009 - 01/13/17 12:14 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

On weed! :yesnod:

It delayed orgasm for me and intensified my fantasy so it was superb for masturbation.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Asante]
    #24007242 - 01/13/17 01:57 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

This thread has me :lol: but also :shrug:


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Niffla]
    #24007248 - 01/13/17 01:58 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

lol


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: imanlyman]
    #24009004 - 01/14/17 07:00 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

That sounds like a hell of a night


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Niffla]
    #25232187 - 05/27/18 03:22 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah man I actually used that meth drug too and ended up masturbating for 36ish hours....  I’m pretty sure it’s a world record but I could careless..  Tbh my dick curved after that.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: DevC]
    #25232639 - 05/27/18 06:57 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

When I was on Adderall and Vyvanse I would last hours. The longest was on come though like 6 months ago did it for like 4 hours. Most in one day was 5 times when I was like 13 lol.


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Re: longest you ever masturbated? [Re: Psyche delics]
    #25232663 - 05/27/18 07:11 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Aren't we all a bunch of balanced individuals........


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