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What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath?
#24001710 - 01/11/17 04:41 PM (7 years, 19 days ago) |
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I've only been taking one every 12 days because I can't go longer than that. It actually starts to hurt, and when the water hits me it's like sand absorbing rain, it's not pleasant.
What's the longest you've gone? What happened?
I clean up down there, bird bath a bit, but that's it. I just wear extra clothes when I sleep and wear a robe so my bed doesn't get dirty.
I have no activity right now what so ever mind you for those that are scowling at the thought of this. I walk a couple hundred feet a day, that's it. I get my mail twice a week. I go to the store twice a month. Been this way since early december ( so 3 showers ).
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24001733 - 01/11/17 04:50 PM (7 years, 19 days ago) |
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As an adult? I dunno, maybe like 2 weeks. I was strung out.
And I can't really remember. But I've showered at least once a week since I got sober.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#24001741 - 01/11/17 04:54 PM (7 years, 19 days ago) |
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if you have to wear extra clothes to prevent your bed from getting dirty, that sounds like a good indication. LOL. I love water though, so i bathe and shower as much as i can. Baths are one of the best feelings in the world. Not unlike the comfort of being in the womb and is a primitive(best kind) pleasure at its best.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: burtonRebel]
#24001793 - 01/11/17 05:20 PM (7 years, 19 days ago) |
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In the summers up in the mountains I just swim in the lakes and rivers,will sometimes take a shower at a bro,s house,even when I have access to a shower,its like 5 minutes,I don't like wasting h20
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: 5150]
#24002620 - 01/11/17 10:37 PM (7 years, 19 days ago) |
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A week I'd say is longest without, normally every day or other day.... Get pretty dirty @ work and when I get home it's the first thing I do , is to get out of those clothes.... Into some ball shorts..... If I'm feeling lazy I'll just skip the shower, but my hair gets dirty fast and needs washing a lot. Chemicals I work with aren't something you want to bring into the bedroom, especially onto the ol lady. This is just me..... I don't blame you vandago if you're just in stasis or whatever and hanging out, hell no need to shower very often.
One question: You asked "What's longest you've gone? What happened?"
Man I might be off base as I don't know you well, if so apologies, but your post seems to hint at some sad times.... You okay man? You ask "what happened?" to lead to longest unshowered time.... Did something "happen" to you lately? I don't know man I could be wrong, I don't get a real sad vibe from your other posts, an insightful one rather, but this thread seems different..... Or maybe I'm making shit up....
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: DoneKildatReason]
#24002708 - 01/11/17 11:16 PM (7 years, 19 days ago) |
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I cut the fucking shit out of my right leg and was baker acted (for observation) for three days. In the state Florida, observation is three days. So they stitched me up... When I got home? I didn't shower for two weeks. It was so difficult for me to get into the tub, let alone shower myself. I could barely walk. I had to learn how to walk again. And when I did try and take a bath, it would be a long preparation, I was just like, "Fuck this." So literally, I took two baths within two months. I just couldn't do it. It was a three hour long thing. But it's okay! I wasn't in public at all for anyone to smell my putrid stink! Lmao.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Prozac]
#24003071 - 01/12/17 03:19 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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I think I went 2 weeks while really affected by schizophrenia.
It's disgusting, it's really disgusting. Like 2 days is kind of disgusting, but 2 weeks, fark me.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24003237 - 01/12/17 06:39 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: As an adult? I dunno, maybe like 2 weeks. I was strung out.
And I can't really remember. But I've showered at least once a week since I got sober.
Have you posted a picture of yourself up here before? Im curious
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#24003258 - 01/12/17 07:02 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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9 month while in the womb
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24003511 - 01/12/17 09:34 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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howsyournaggerdoin said: 9 month while in the womb
touche
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CookieCrumbs said: As an adult? I dunno, maybe like 2 weeks. I was strung out.
And I can't really remember. But I've showered at least once a week since I got sober.
Have you posted a picture of yourself up here before? Im curious
No but I plan to someday.
I'm curious as to why you'd bring it up at that post. You think I'm a dirty hippie that doesn't shower or something?
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Prozac]
#24003536 - 01/12/17 09:41 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Prozac said: I cut the fucking shit out of my right leg and was baker acted (for observation) for three days. In the state Florida, observation is three days. So they stitched me up... When I got home? I didn't shower for two weeks. It was so difficult for me to get into the tub, let alone shower myself. I could barely walk. I had to learn how to walk again. And when I did try and take a bath, it would be a long preparation, I was just like, "Fuck this." So literally, I took two baths within two months. I just couldn't do it. It was a three hour long thing. But it's okay! I wasn't in public at all for anyone to smell my putrid stink! Lmao.
I think when I went to the ward was the longest time I hadn't showered but I can't remember how long it was. I'm thinking it was like 2 weeks when I went to the ER. My hair was greasy. But I really have no idea. I'd crawled through mud and vomited all over myself earlier that day so I really don't know if I felt so filthy because I hadn't showered in weeks or if it was just because I was actually filthy. Once they moved me to the ICU the nurse helped me give myself a sponge bath of sorts.
And then when I finally got a bed in the ward I had a blessed hot shower. Fuck that was good.
So while I don't like wasting water either, I think bathing is therapeutic. I don't think it's good for your skin and hair to be washed every day. But the biggest reason I try to shower every other day is because I don't want to end up in the hospital and incapable of getting clean for days or weeks.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24003821 - 01/12/17 11:32 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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howsyournaggerdoin said: 9 month while in the womb
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CookieCrumbs said: As an adult? I dunno, maybe like 2 weeks. I was strung out.
And I can't really remember. But I've showered at least once a week since I got sober.
Have you posted a picture of yourself up here before? Im curious
No but I plan to someday.
I'm curious as to why you'd bring it up at that post. You think I'm a dirty hippie that doesn't shower or something? 
I might think you're beyond gorgeous and would like to see
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#24003879 - 01/12/17 11:54 AM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Prozac]
#24003894 - 01/12/17 12:03 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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...lawl Well thanks guys. I think I may fit dirty hippie better than gorgeous tho
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24003919 - 01/12/17 12:14 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24004063 - 01/12/17 01:14 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Probably a week, the hair improves but life is dirty and most "spider bites" are usually small infections, combined with the funk not for me.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: DoneKildatReason]
#24004080 - 01/12/17 01:21 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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One question: You asked "What's longest you've gone? What happened?"
Man I might be off base as I don't know you well, if so apologies, but your post seems to hint at some sad times.... You okay man? You ask "what happened?" to lead to longest unshowered time.... Did something "happen" to you lately? I don't know man I could be wrong, I don't get a real sad vibe from your other posts, an insightful one rather, but this thread seems different..... Or maybe I'm making shit up....
Intuition seems to be your friend. I wouldn't sweat it though, I'm doing plenty of sweating myself lol
I guess society starts to really turn it's back on you the dirtier you get. Like in closed quarters it really offends people. Some people will make fun of someone for a pimple, I think empathy is just a more emotional word for acting.
Personally I hate the way colognes, oils, deoderant, and a lot of soap smells. I love the way shampoo and conditioner smell and feel, My hair is pretty much as good as a guy my ages hair can get, but I've been considering skinning it bald so I can just put some lotion on it and stop bathing entirely.
And who said anything about spider bites lol? I'm not dirty because I'm up for days strung out on meth, or forgetting to shower on H. I just don't see people face to face much, so why bother spending the money?
Also, it has deterred 2 stalkers!!!!!! And those were not in my mind at all! But wow, apparently when you want to OWN a man, and control every single thing he does because he will eat pussy for hours, you just can't fade into orgasmic bliss when I smell like a dumpster.......or can you? They'll never know cause after "HEY HEY HEY!!!!! HEY YOU HOW YOU BEEN, HERE'S MY NEW NUMBER, HAD TO GET A NEW FACEBOOK BECAUSE OF CRAZIES LOL" And I'm like "Well I stopped bathing, I just sit in the fetal position with my laptop and suck in what socializing I can before the big one hits, and I only get out of bed for occasional nurishment and to brush and floss."
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24004123 - 01/12/17 01:33 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: ...lawl Well thanks guys. I think I may fit dirty hippie better than gorgeous tho 
I want to see.
I skip a day from time to time, usually my days off. I get dry skin in the winter if I take too many hot showers. Sometimes I'll just sit down in the shower and drift off until I drain my little hot water tank. That is hella meditational.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24004154 - 01/12/17 01:41 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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I hate the fact my shower is one of those single person walk in showers. Like for real it is tiny.
I loved having a tub shower to lay down and do that. It would take about 45 minutes in my old place and I would be in nirvana by the time the cold water hit my senses. I used to do that very regularly.
I have had a piece of glass stuck in my foot now for about 3 months. I can't think about much else other than it. I don't even know if it's really there or not.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24004184 - 01/12/17 01:53 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Where at in your foot? I had a glass splinter about 3/4 on an inch long and 1/4 inch wide at the end go into the front of my big toe. I eventually had to push it through because I couldn't pull it out. Yeah, it sucked.
If you don't get it out your skin is going to seal up around it.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24004302 - 01/12/17 02:28 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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I suppose at least a week Doh after 3 or 4 days my balls just start to get really itchy
Also does this also include not brushing??
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#24004407 - 01/12/17 03:01 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Where at in your foot? I had a glass splinter about 3/4 on an inch long and 1/4 inch wide at the end go into the front of my big toe. I eventually had to push it through because I couldn't pull it out. Yeah, it sucked.
If you don't get it out your skin is going to seal up around it.
It's not in my toes, or in my heel, that spot that touches ground your toe is attached to? I used to know this word. Oh well. Ya the skins done sealed over it, but you can see where it is, and I hate it. I am going back to the foot doc for another wart so I will have him just cut that whole chunk of foot out so I quit thinking it's there. It was there, I got some of it out, and then he got a small bit out, and we thought it was all out, then about a week later I could feel it again. Ironically enough I got it in the shower. I don't know how a tiny piece of glass got in my shower, but thank god I'm single.
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Anonymous said: I suppose at least a week Doh after 3 or 4 days my balls just start to get really itchy:)
Also does this also include not brushing??
No, but this thread does include reading.
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And I'm like "Well I stopped bathing, I just sit in the fetal position with my laptop and suck in what socializing I can before the big one hits, and I only get out of bed for occasional nurishment and to brush and floss."
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24004459 - 01/12/17 03:17 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Thayendanegea]
#24004519 - 01/12/17 03:31 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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6 months living in the woods homeless. Now in a house like every 1-2 weeks. (my sense of smell is messed up as well so..)
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24004543 - 01/12/17 03:38 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Where at in your foot? I had a glass splinter about 3/4 on an inch long and 1/4 inch wide at the end go into the front of my big toe. I eventually had to push it through because I couldn't pull it out. Yeah, it sucked.
If you don't get it out your skin is going to seal up around it.
Suck it up and take surgical action early if you can. I waited on a rust fragment in my hip from a nail that hit it. Had to take my box cutter and carve it open after a month. God that sucked. At least whatever was in there came out. If you think you got a splinter cut it open it hurts then but will only hurt more later.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: LunarEclipse]
#24004556 - 01/12/17 03:42 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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This thread suddenly became horrifying.
Will you guys people go see doctors when you get impaled by foreign objects?
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24004582 - 01/12/17 03:53 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Gross. I've only gone a couple days hunting without washing myself somehow. You can smell people who haven't showered for too long. They smell like piss.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24004589 - 01/12/17 03:55 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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No doctors just cut that splinter out early! It's puncture wounds you need to make into open wounds lol.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24004766 - 01/12/17 04:51 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: This thread suddenly became horrifying.
Will you guys people go see doctors when you get impaled by foreign objects?
I thought it got horrifying when people started asked for your pictures 
But to ease your worries:
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I am going back to the foot doc for another wart so I will have him just cut that whole chunk of foot out so I quit thinking it's there. It was there, I got some of it out, and then he got a small bit out, and we thought it was all out, then about a week later I could feel it again.
We really thought it was all out. Minuscule pieces of glass are a bitch to get out, just like certain splinters.
I'm going to get a basin with salt water to soak my feet in for an hour every day, and then start putting duct tape on the spot.
When I was contracting trailers and house I would have at least one new splinter a day.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24004778 - 01/12/17 04:54 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Also, aside from my teeth, I do wash my hands, cut my nails, and wash the bottoms of my feet.
I recognize proper hygiene.
The main thing I miss about hot showers is it helping my sinuses.
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#24004796 - 01/12/17 05:02 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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You mean the ball of your foot, right behind your big toe?
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CookieCrumbs said: This thread suddenly became horrifying. Will you guys people go see doctors when you get impaled by foreign objects?
I went to the doctor when I stabbed myself with a Buck 110 in the pressure point between my left index and thumb while putting new speakers in my Wrangler. My hand looked dead, they had to pull dynamat and all kinds of shit out of there. One of the few times I've left a blood trail. I got nervous when I went to change bandages (paper towel and duct tape) and blood squirted out about a foot up into the air. I had been drinking and it was pretty diluted. It was a $1,500 clean up job, but I kept the hand so hella worth it.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
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I drove my VW home one night, took a sharp right turn, went through the guard rail which punctured my windshield and roof, went over the edge, down about 20 feet onto the rail road tracks where I landed that VW.
So, you want to talk about your puncture wound?
ha ha I had a few stitches, all good.
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I didn't know we were measuring dicks, wanna have a go?
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24004828 - 01/12/17 05:13 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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You mean the ball of your foot, right behind your big toe?
Ya, just slightly to the left of that. I felt something under my foot when I was taking a shower, and went to push it towards the drain with my left foot ( my bathroom is pretty damn clean ) and it turning out to be a mouses toothpick size piece of glass that completely went in. Hurt like a bitch.
I accidentally knocked a glass off my counter ages ago so it had to have been from that.
My doc could only see where it went in, not the actual piece so he made an incision through the entry point, spread it a bit, and sprayed it with warm water and a little steel wool. It felt so much better after that I though it was out, then like a week later after it healed a bit I could feel it in there again.
It's ok though, cause he's a really good doc, and his assistant is my age and gorgeous, so I will have a good reason to shower that day lol.
When I work I don't go more than 2 days without showering. This isn't really normal for me when I'm in a house, but I just sit in the same chair all day til I start yawning and can sleep another 3-6 hours.
Do you think america is an over bathed country? Like people will attack people because they re homeless and bummy ( I know not only america is guilty of this, it's just where I live ) people think it's funny to laugh at people for being "dirty", people will avoid people if they don't have a synthetic smell on them that triggers happy thoughts in their brain? Anymore rambling I might get this moved over to the conpiracy forum
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#24004837 - 01/12/17 05:15 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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LunarEclipse said: I drove my VW home one night, took a sharp right turn, went through the guard rail which punctured my windshield and roof, went over the edge, down about 20 feet onto the rail road tracks where I landed that VW.
So, you want to talk about your puncture wound?
ha ha I had a few stitches, all good.
The real question is.......WHEN WAS THE LONGEST YOU'VE GONE WITHOUT A SHOWER MR. INDESTRUCTIBLE
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
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I find it a little annoying when people with access to a shower decide to be rank and near me. To me that's a conscious decision to be nasty. A shower can be had in two minutes when you're late for work. On the reverse side I don't like when people usually fat women decide to bath in a half gallon of perfume either. Bad breath is obnoxious as fuck too.
If you don't have access to a shower then that's another story but voluntarily being funky is the same as not bothering to wipe your ass after you take a shit. If you're regularly clean you can go a few days of normal activity without stinking. Smell is something that has to accumulate.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24004870 - 01/12/17 05:23 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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I will admit though, there have been times when I've been annoyed by the smell of my own balls. Usually when one can smell their own ball funk it's time for a shower and those showers are the best. Throw on some old broken in pj's and get a blanket etc. Hella comfortable.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24004923 - 01/12/17 05:40 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I will admit though, there have been times when I've been annoyed by the smell of my own balls. Usually when one can smell their own ball funk it's time for a shower and those showers are the best. Throw on some old broken in pj's and get a blanket etc. Hella comfortable.
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#24005007 - 01/12/17 06:03 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I find it a little annoying when people with access to a shower decide to be rank and near me. To me that's a conscious decision to be nasty. A shower can be had in two minutes when you're late for work. On the reverse side I don't like when people usually fat women decide to bath in a half gallon of perfume either. Bad breath is obnoxious as fuck too.
If you don't have access to a shower then that's another story but voluntarily being funky is the same as not bothering to wipe your ass after you take a shit. If you're regularly clean you can go a few days of normal activity without stinking. Smell is something that has to accumulate.
Maybe I find it annoying that I'm upheld to fucking standards of cleanliness that some fucking ancient fuck set in place that I have never met? I have to have this shaved like that this cut like that, smell like fucking long stemmed roses dethorned.
I have to present myself to strangers who are offended to be in my fucking presence, when they are mouthbreathing 99% of the time, butthey finally found some fucking purpose and it's bitching about the fact I have access to a fucking shower that got put into the house I use for shelter, and I have to pay to use.
Just because you have a shower doesn't mean you have a hierarchy that must be bestowed on the rest of the clean fucking world. Maybe you shower so goddamn much and cover up so much stench that your body forgot how to handle it's own hygiene? So you spend money on a fucking bottle of shampoo and conditioner a pack of wash cloths and a loofa a fucking exfoliation thing of a fucking can't reach my back a goddamn ton of hooks for your shower a fucking goddamn ton of towels and extra clothes and all this stupid shit just to make sure some random person who HAS to make sure he can't sniff his taint doesn't sniff yours.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24005054 - 01/12/17 06:16 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Easy there killer... I don't give a shit how you're hair is cut or shaved or if you have his and her towels etc. I just dont want to be forced into close quarters with your onion pits, yeasty balls and carcass breath. I think that's pretty reasonable.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24005094 - 01/12/17 06:27 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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I brush AND floss thank you. I need my teeth. The world does not need these balls.
I literally just fucked up my dinner.......which was mother fucking tacos......I dont wanna talk about that.......
But god fuck damn it none of that was directed at you. I just don't justify cleaning my body if I don't need to. And I don't need to. I don't need to do anything. I don't need to continue on with this thread.
I again, snowman, and the sun. Fuck the sun. Fuck the mud. Someone put two in the back of my goddamn head already. I got enough people that openly hate me through their teeth, but not a single one will shoot.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago] 1
#24005109 - 01/12/17 06:30 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Relax man. Are you by yourself right now?
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24005141 - 01/12/17 06:38 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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As long as I have my dogs I'll be ok.
They are getting a kick ass breakfast, tomorrow I'll try again.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24005208 - 01/12/17 07:01 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Just calm your thoughts man. Alone time is a good thing.
I miss having a dog around. They weren't bullshitting when they coined "man's best friend".. I've never had a dog lie to me or talk shit behind my back either.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24005556 - 01/12/17 08:54 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Currently my dogs are getting more baths than me.
The pomeranian you can wash in the sink! It's fucking awesome. I've never bathed a dog so fast and easy with 1 towel. Man there are some perks to ankle biters.
I love big dogs though, I'll put up with the hassle.
All I got is alone time. Thats what turned me into an alcoholic. And damn do I wish I still was. Would've saved christmas.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24005644 - 01/12/17 09:26 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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It might have made it a lot worse though. Just count your blessings everyone walked away in one piece. I'm glad I'm sticking with the not drinking but man, I wish I could catch a buzz off something. It's like I'm jonesing for something that doesn't exist. My brain feels all confined and cramped up in my skull and wants out for a little while to stretch and breathe..
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
#24005689 - 01/12/17 09:44 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: It might have made it a lot worse though. Just count your blessings everyone walked away in one piece. I'm glad I'm sticking with the not drinking but man, I wish I could catch a buzz off something. It's like I'm jonesing for something that doesn't exist. My brain feels all confined and cramped up in my skull and wants out for a little while to stretch and breathe..
It's just. I couldn't start my vehicle had I been drinking due to the breathalyzer. That's why this whole thing just pisses me off. I could've said "Ok done, with probation, done with counseling back to the liquor store" and instead I kept up with it and started planning a move and figured alcohol would hinder that. Next thing I know a great day of cleaning my house turns into a fucking life long nightmare.
My mom was fucking PISSED when she found out, she was certain I was high on K or Booze. I told her to go to my house and check ( While I was locked up ) and she just got confused.
Her and I have been talking again and she just doesn't understand and neither do I. I got off all sleep meds 8 months ago. I had been on the same meds for about 2 years ( on and off the sleep meds )
I should've been on the sauce the second I got that breathalyzer. I would've been a drunk asshole, but now I'm a sober asshole going to prison.
There's no way for me to cause any trouble out here drunk with no car, it's the boonies. I'm not happy with myself. Sure I wish by the time I wrecked I wasn't on any meds and sober or something......at least in an MJ friendly state, but I was too scared to leave the nest, at 31, and I've been out of the nest for 14 years lol.
I guess thats why when I got out I wanted a perma. Cause when this happened last time, I got caught with weed in the car, so they had a reason to charge me, this time no drugs were found and I sat down for 10 days and don't even remember anything after I turned zelda on.
I gotta find a way to top bitching about this. It's consuming me. I rarely answer the phone, I don't shower, I get my mail every day just in case it's a court date.
I just wanna know I'm going to be with my dogs until they pass. I've had them way to long to make it to the end and be a failure. EVery fucking thing I do, I cave right at the end. It's why I quit comedy, I could never ever ever close a set properly.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24005776 - 01/12/17 10:19 PM (7 years, 18 days ago) |
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Oh damn, I forgot there was a blow n' go on your van.. sombich.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24006581 - 01/13/17 08:53 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: This thread suddenly became horrifying.
Will you guys people go see doctors when you get impaled by foreign objects?
I thought it got horrifying when people started asked for your pictures 
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I am going back to the foot doc for another wart so I will have him just cut that whole chunk of foot out so I quit thinking it's there. It was there, I got some of it out, and then he got a small bit out, and we thought it was all out, then about a week later I could feel it again.
We really thought it was all out. Minuscule pieces of glass are a bitch to get out, just like certain splinters.
I'm going to get a basin with salt water to soak my feet in for an hour every day, and then start putting duct tape on the spot.
When I was contracting trailers and house I would have at least one new splinter a day.
I've been on the internet long enough to be used to that. Least I've not ever had anyone seriously hit on me here.
I'm glad you're getting that shit taken care of tho. The idea of having something lodged inside my foot wigs me the fuck out.
Now hopefully I can make one of you dudes uncomfortable. Biggest reason (or 2nd biggest) I shower every other day is because if I don't the funk in my pants drives me nuts. I like the smell of pussy but like freshly sexed pussy not stale funky pussy.
Tho honestly it's my meds that makes it a 2 day thing. They make me sweat more and apparently make my sweat smell stronger/different. I used to not get funky till like the 4th or 5th day. Or even later depending on what's going on.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24006720 - 01/13/17 10:09 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Working in a telemarketing place around 3 years of my life, has wafted some of the worst smells I have ever smelled in my entire life.
The Red Hate Society by where I live is some of the foulest smelling women in the world, and they have like 4 cute little daisy fans blowing on them because it gets hot sitting in the same spot for hours.......
Meds definitely make you stink more. I was detoxing cold turkey the last time I was in jail, and almost got in a fight because I stunk so bad. I wanted to get a bond reduction so I just ignored the dude, but if I had already been sentenced I would've made sure my main focus was choking him out to that smell. Everyone stinks in jail.
But since I hadn't even had a glass of water yet, you made me feel a little better at the same time as eeewwwwww while I'm waking up.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24006849 - 01/13/17 11:05 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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I suppose jail is different than prison in that way. I think you get a daily shower in the pen...?
I'm about ready to come off my meds but I was hoping to move before then. I don't like my bad moods being blamed on not taking my meds. I get in bad moods because I work with lazy stupid people and I live with crazy people. That's pretty natural I think.
....what is a red hate society? are they anti-communist?
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24006854 - 01/13/17 11:09 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Oh and you do one-up me on dental hygiene. I never floss.
I got gingivitis when I was 18-19 for not brushing and smoking. After a few very painful dentist visits and lots of Listerine it cleared up but now every time I floss my gums bleed. And the feeling of cutting open my gums on flossing strings bothers me right bad after having them scraped with needles every other week. Ugh.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#24006995 - 01/13/17 12:07 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: I suppose jail is different than prison in that way. I think you get a daily shower in the pen...?
I'm about ready to come off my meds but I was hoping to move before then. I don't like my bad moods being blamed on not taking my meds. I get in bad moods because I work with lazy stupid people and I live with crazy people. That's pretty natural I think.
....what is a red hate society? are they anti-communist?
It's actually the red HAT society. In my area it's like elderly women that simply gave up in life and are ready to die. I don't think that's what the group is truly all about, but at the place I worked there was about 20-25 of them and they were all trogladytes.
And your gums will stop bleeding after about 7-10 days of daily flossing, and then they will strengthen up. Think of it like working out, you gotta tear up your muscles a little bit to get them to stop hurting when you exercise. Flossing is similar. Your gums will eventually quit receding and bleeding, giving your teeth more support and then the worry of cavity build up in between the teeth lessens, and gingivitis is a lot harder to get.
I love flossing. I got caught smuggling floss into the corrections center I was in two separate times. The first time the guy just didn't notice I had it in my gear when I came in and I got it into my bunk, then they found it at shakedown and I saw where the guard put it, so I knocked on the pod window and asked if I could grab a thinking report for a class, and when I went in as soon as he turned around I open the drawer and took it again.
Man when he found that the 2nd time I was in a world of shit. I told him I had two originally and he only found one.......obviously he proved that wrong pretty fast.....and there I was hosing down shitters and showers at 2 am.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
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CookieCrumbs said: I suppose jail is different than prison in that way. I think you get a daily shower in the pen...?
I'm about ready to come off my meds but I was hoping to move before then. I don't like my bad moods being blamed on not taking my meds. I get in bad moods because I work with lazy stupid people and I live with crazy people. That's pretty natural I think.
....what is a red hate society? are they anti-communist?
It's actually the red HAT society. In my area it's like elderly women that simply gave up in life and are ready to die. I don't think that's what the group is truly all about, but at the place I worked there was about 20-25 of them and they were all trogladytes.
And your gums will stop bleeding after about 7-10 days of daily flossing, and then they will strengthen up. Think of it like working out, you gotta tear up your muscles a little bit to get them to stop hurting when you exercise. Flossing is similar. Your gums will eventually quit receding and bleeding, giving your teeth more support and then the worry of cavity build up in between the teeth lessens, and gingivitis is a lot harder to get.
I love flossing. I got caught smuggling floss into the corrections center I was in two separate times. The first time the guy just didn't notice I had it in my gear when I came in and I got it into my bunk, then they found it at shakedown and I saw where the guard put it, so I knocked on the pod window and asked if I could grab a thinking report for a class, and when I went in as soon as he turned around I open the drawer and took it again.
Man when he found that the 2nd time I was in a world of shit. I told him I had two originally and he only found one.......obviously he proved that wrong pretty fast.....and there I was hosing down shitters and showers at 2 am.
My cancer-stricken old grandmother was in the "Red Hat Society." So yeah. When I (too rarely) brush my teeth I spit blood.
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These women were not terminal. They were in their 30's-60's. I worked with them for about two years, and they were all there with a lot of tenure. I think they were milking the society. I looked into what it was all about and I wondered why they aspired to be in it, though I know a couple of them were on their way out.
But I'm telling you, bleeding gums can be eliminated by consistent flossing. The more I floss the less I bleed. Get some smooth glide floss so it's a little easier, and a soft bristle toothbrush, and a little anti cavity wash/paste and some coconut oil. After a while a regular toothbrush with regular floss won't make a drop come out. It's never too late if you still have them in your mouth.
To the people who are griping about money. I think if I were to prioritize my cash, teeth care is at the top of the list. I bought 25 tubes of tooth paste in 2013 and still have multiple tubes left. It was on sale lol. I am only missing 1 tooth so far, and it got messed up from an impacted wisdom tooth ( those are all gone ).
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24007190 - 01/13/17 01:37 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Yeah I hear ya man. I have an oral abscess I'm not getting fixed until 'something' or I need to have my neck cut open again.. (throat abscess, got two 'knife wounds' on my throat.) I went to get the tooth pulled out but the dentist talked me out of it..
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
#24007218 - 01/13/17 01:52 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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That was part of the reason i didn't brush my teeth for so long. Food stamps didn't cover it and what money I made went to drugs. Being said it isn't hard to lift a tube of paste. I was just preoccupied lifting deodorant and soap.
I did try to floss at least every other day after getting the gingivitis treated but my gums kept bleeding. Every time. For months. Looking back tho I think it was just the condition my mouth was in. I had like permacotton mouth from the brand of cigs I was smoking and excessive possibly from meds too
So I don't think flossing is essential if you brush and otherwise keep your mouth clean and moist. ...may not be a bad idea for someone like me tho.
Now that I'm older and watched alot of survival shows and stuff there's actually alot of herbs and plants you can use to keep your mouth clean. Might be worth looking into.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: eeso]
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You should try light brushing tho. It took me a few months to stop bleeding all over after the gingivitis. I still draw blood on occasion but it's usually cuz I'm rushing and poke the gum or have recently burned it or something.
If you want I can find you a list of food to eat and herbs you can use to help your abscesses heal. Recently had to do this for my lady friend. She had an infection we cleared up in a few days.
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: imanlyman]
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My posts? lol You don't have to read them bb, I won't be upset if you don't.
Or are you talking about how long it took for the bleeding to stop?
Or the infection to clear?
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CookieCrumbs said: That was part of the reason i didn't brush my teeth for so long. Food stamps didn't cover it and what money I made went to drugs. Being said it isn't hard to lift a tube of paste. I was just preoccupied lifting deodorant and soap.
I did try to floss at least every other day after getting the gingivitis treated but my gums kept bleeding. Every time. For months. Looking back tho I think it was just the condition my mouth was in. I had like permacotton mouth from the brand of cigs I was smoking and excessive possibly from meds too
So I don't think flossing is essential if you brush and otherwise keep your mouth clean and moist. ...may not be a bad idea for someone like me tho.
Now that I'm older and watched alot of survival shows and stuff there's actually alot of herbs and plants you can use to keep your mouth clean. Might be worth looking into.
Flossing doesn't become essential until you grow older.
You wanna get that build up out of there and prevent too much plaque accumulation and gingivitis. Once you cross 30 your teeth get more fragile by the day, and flossing takes literally a minute if you get used to do it daily, and being able to suck air through your teeth just feels cool.
Either water pic, or floss, or those weird rubber toothpicks. A toothbrush just won't get into certain crevasses.
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