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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
    #24005094 - 01/12/17 06:27 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

I brush AND floss thank you.  I need my teeth. The world does not need these balls.



I literally just fucked up my dinner.......which was mother fucking tacos......I dont wanna talk about that.......



But god fuck damn it none of that was directed at you.  I just don't justify cleaning my body if I don't need to.  And I don't need to. I don't need to do anything. I don't need to continue on with this thread.


I again, snowman, and the sun. Fuck the sun. Fuck the mud. Someone put two in the back of my goddamn head already. I got enough people that openly hate me through their teeth, but not a single one will shoot.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #24005109 - 01/12/17 06:30 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Relax man.  Are you by yourself right now?


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
    #24005141 - 01/12/17 06:38 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

As long as I have my dogs I'll be ok.


They are getting a kick ass breakfast, tomorrow I'll try again.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24005208 - 01/12/17 07:01 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Just calm your thoughts man.  Alone time is a good thing.

I miss having a dog around.  They weren't bullshitting when they coined "man's best friend".. I've never had a dog lie to me or talk shit behind my back either.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
    #24005556 - 01/12/17 08:54 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Currently my dogs are getting more baths than me.


The pomeranian you can wash in the sink!  It's fucking awesome. I've never bathed a dog so fast and easy with 1 towel. Man there are some perks to ankle biters.

I love big dogs though, I'll put up with the hassle.


All I got is alone time. Thats what turned me into an alcoholic. And damn do I wish I still was.  Would've saved christmas.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24005644 - 01/12/17 09:26 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

It might have made it a lot worse though.  Just count your blessings everyone walked away in one piece.  I'm glad I'm sticking with the not drinking but man, I wish I could catch a buzz off something.  It's like I'm jonesing for something that doesn't exist.  My brain feels all confined and cramped up in my skull and wants out for a little while to stretch and breathe..


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: Amanita86]
    #24005689 - 01/12/17 09:44 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

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It might have made it a lot worse though.  Just count your blessings everyone walked away in one piece.  I'm glad I'm sticking with the not drinking but man, I wish I could catch a buzz off something.  It's like I'm jonesing for something that doesn't exist.  My brain feels all confined and cramped up in my skull and wants out for a little while to stretch and breathe..






It's just. I couldn't start my vehicle had I been drinking due to the breathalyzer. That's why this whole thing just pisses me off. I could've said "Ok done, with probation, done with counseling back to the liquor store" and instead I kept up with it and started planning a move and figured alcohol would hinder that.  Next thing I know a great day of cleaning my house turns into a fucking life long nightmare.

My mom was fucking PISSED when she found out, she was certain I was high on K or Booze.  I told her to go to my house and check ( While I was locked up ) and she just got confused.

Her and I have been talking again and she just doesn't understand and neither do I.  I got off all sleep meds 8 months ago. I had been on the same meds for about 2 years ( on and off the sleep meds )

I should've been on the sauce the second I got that breathalyzer. I would've been a drunk asshole, but now I'm a sober asshole going to prison.


There's no way for me to cause any trouble out here drunk with no car, it's the boonies.  I'm not happy with myself. Sure I wish by the time I wrecked I wasn't on any meds and sober or something......at least in an MJ friendly state, but I was too scared to leave the nest, at 31, and I've been out of the nest for 14 years lol.

I guess thats why when I got out I wanted a perma. Cause when this happened last time, I got caught with weed in the car, so they had a reason to charge me, this time no drugs were found and I sat down for 10 days and don't even remember anything after I turned zelda on.

I gotta find a way to top bitching about this. It's consuming me. I rarely answer the phone, I don't shower, I get my mail every day just in case it's a court date.

I just wanna know I'm going to be with my dogs until they pass. I've had them way to long to make it to the end and be a failure. EVery fucking thing I do, I cave right at the end. It's why I quit comedy, I could never ever ever close a set properly.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24005776 - 01/12/17 10:19 PM (7 years, 18 days ago)

Oh damn, I forgot there was a blow n' go on your van.. sombich.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24006581 - 01/13/17 08:53 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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This thread suddenly became horrifying.


Will you guys people go see doctors when you get impaled by foreign objects?






I thought it got horrifying when people started asked for your pictures :lol:


But to ease your worries:

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I am going back to the foot doc for another wart so I will have him just cut that whole chunk of foot out so I quit thinking it's there.  It was there, I got some of it out, and then he got a small bit out, and we thought it was all out, then about a week later I could feel it again.




We really thought it was all out. Minuscule pieces of glass are a bitch to get out, just like certain splinters.

I'm going to get a basin with salt water to soak my feet in for an hour every day, and then start putting duct tape on the spot.


When I was contracting trailers and house I would have at least one new splinter a day.




:lol: I've been on the internet long enough to be used to that.
Least I've not ever had anyone seriously hit on me here.


I'm glad you're getting that shit taken care of tho. The idea of having something lodged inside my foot wigs me the fuck out.


Now hopefully I can make one of you dudes uncomfortable. Biggest reason (or 2nd biggest) I shower every other day is because if I don't the funk in my pants drives me nuts. I like the smell of pussy but like freshly sexed pussy not stale funky pussy.

Tho honestly it's my meds that makes it a 2 day thing. They make me sweat more and apparently make my sweat smell stronger/different. I used to not get funky till like the 4th or 5th day. Or even later depending on what's going on.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24006720 - 01/13/17 10:09 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Working in a telemarketing place around 3 years of my life, has wafted some of the worst smells I have ever smelled in my entire life.


The Red Hate Society by where I live is some of the foulest smelling women in the world, and they have like 4 cute little daisy fans blowing on them because it gets hot sitting in the same spot for hours.......



Meds definitely make you stink more. I was detoxing cold turkey the last time I was in jail, and almost got in a fight because I stunk so bad. I wanted to get a bond reduction so I just ignored the dude, but if I had already been sentenced I would've made sure my main focus was choking him out to that smell.  Everyone stinks in jail.


But since I hadn't even had a glass of water yet, you made me feel a little better at the same time as eeewwwwww while I'm waking up.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24006849 - 01/13/17 11:05 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

I suppose jail is different than prison in that way. I think you get a daily shower in the pen...?


I'm about ready to come off my meds but I was hoping to move before then. I don't like my bad moods being blamed on not taking my meds. I get in bad moods because I work with lazy stupid people and I live with crazy people. That's pretty natural I think.


....what is a red hate society? are they anti-communist?


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24006854 - 01/13/17 11:09 AM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Oh and you do one-up me on dental hygiene. I never floss.

I got gingivitis when I was 18-19 for not brushing and smoking. After a few very painful dentist visits and lots of Listerine it cleared up but now every time I floss my gums bleed. And the feeling of cutting open my gums on flossing strings bothers me right bad after having them scraped with needles every other week. Ugh.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24006995 - 01/13/17 12:07 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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I suppose jail is different than prison in that way. I think you get a daily shower in the pen...?


I'm about ready to come off my meds but I was hoping to move before then. I don't like my bad moods being blamed on not taking my meds. I get in bad moods because I work with lazy stupid people and I live with crazy people. That's pretty natural I think.


....what is a red hate society? are they anti-communist?






It's actually the red HAT society. In my area it's like elderly women that simply gave up in life and are ready to die.  I don't think that's what the group is truly all about, but at the place I worked there was about 20-25 of them and they were all trogladytes.

And your gums will stop bleeding after about 7-10 days of daily flossing, and then they will strengthen up. Think of it like working out, you gotta tear up your muscles a little bit to get them to stop hurting when you exercise. Flossing is similar. Your gums will eventually quit receding and bleeding, giving your teeth more support and then the worry of cavity build up in between the teeth lessens, and gingivitis is a lot harder to get.


I love flossing.  I got caught smuggling floss into the corrections center I was in two separate times.  The first time the guy just didn't notice I had it in my gear when I came in and I got it into my bunk, then they found it at shakedown and I saw where the guard put it, so I knocked on the pod window and asked if I could grab a thinking report for a class, and when I went in as soon as he turned around I open the drawer and took it again.


Man when he found that the 2nd time I was in a world of shit. I told him I had two originally and he only found one.......obviously he proved that wrong pretty fast.....and there I was hosing down shitters and showers at 2 am.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24007026 - 01/13/17 12:21 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

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I suppose jail is different than prison in that way. I think you get a daily shower in the pen...?


I'm about ready to come off my meds but I was hoping to move before then. I don't like my bad moods being blamed on not taking my meds. I get in bad moods because I work with lazy stupid people and I live with crazy people. That's pretty natural I think.


....what is a red hate society? are they anti-communist?






It's actually the red HAT society. In my area it's like elderly women that simply gave up in life and are ready to die.  I don't think that's what the group is truly all about, but at the place I worked there was about 20-25 of them and they were all trogladytes.

And your gums will stop bleeding after about 7-10 days of daily flossing, and then they will strengthen up. Think of it like working out, you gotta tear up your muscles a little bit to get them to stop hurting when you exercise. Flossing is similar. Your gums will eventually quit receding and bleeding, giving your teeth more support and then the worry of cavity build up in between the teeth lessens, and gingivitis is a lot harder to get.


I love flossing.  I got caught smuggling floss into the corrections center I was in two separate times.  The first time the guy just didn't notice I had it in my gear when I came in and I got it into my bunk, then they found it at shakedown and I saw where the guard put it, so I knocked on the pod window and asked if I could grab a thinking report for a class, and when I went in as soon as he turned around I open the drawer and took it again.


Man when he found that the 2nd time I was in a world of shit. I told him I had two originally and he only found one.......obviously he proved that wrong pretty fast.....and there I was hosing down shitters and showers at 2 am.




My cancer-stricken old grandmother was in the "Red Hat Society." So yeah. When I (too rarely) brush my teeth I spit blood.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: eeso] * 1
    #24007111 - 01/13/17 12:52 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

These women were not terminal. They were in their 30's-60's. I worked with them for about two years, and they were all there with a lot of tenure.  I think they were milking the society. I looked into what it was all about and I wondered why they aspired to be in it, though I know a couple of them were on their way out.




But I'm telling you, bleeding gums can be eliminated by consistent flossing. The more I floss the less I bleed. Get some smooth glide floss so it's a little easier, and a soft bristle toothbrush, and a little anti cavity wash/paste and some coconut oil. After a while a regular toothbrush with regular floss won't make a drop come out. It's never too late if you still have them in your mouth.


To the people who are griping about money.  I think if I were to prioritize my cash, teeth care is at the top of the list. I bought 25 tubes of tooth paste in 2013 and still have multiple tubes left.  It was on sale lol.  I am only missing 1 tooth so far, and it got messed up from an impacted wisdom tooth ( those are all gone ).


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24007190 - 01/13/17 01:37 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

Yeah I hear ya man. I have an oral abscess I'm not getting fixed until 'something' or I need to have my neck cut open again.. (throat abscess, got two 'knife wounds' on my throat.) I went to get the tooth pulled out but the dentist talked me out of it..


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: vandago]
    #24007218 - 01/13/17 01:52 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

That was part of the reason i didn't brush my teeth for so long. Food stamps didn't cover it and what money I made went to drugs. Being said it isn't hard to lift a tube of paste. I was just preoccupied lifting deodorant and soap.

I did try to floss at least every other day after getting the gingivitis treated but my gums kept bleeding. Every time. For months. Looking back tho I think it was just the condition my mouth was in. I had like permacotton mouth from the brand of cigs I was smoking and excessive :bong: possibly from meds too


So I don't think flossing is essential if you brush and otherwise keep your mouth clean and moist. ...may not be a bad idea for someone like me tho.

Now that I'm older and watched alot of survival shows and stuff there's actually alot of herbs and plants you can use to keep your mouth clean. Might be worth looking into.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: eeso]
    #24007244 - 01/13/17 01:57 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

You should try light brushing tho. It took me a few months to stop bleeding all over after the gingivitis. I still draw blood on occasion but it's usually cuz I'm rushing and poke the gum or have recently burned it or something.

If you want I can find you a list of food to eat and herbs you can use to help your abscesses heal. Recently had to do this for my lady friend. She had an infection we cleared up in a few days.


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24007251 - 01/13/17 02:00 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

too long


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Re: What's the longest you've gone without a shower or a bath? [Re: imanlyman]
    #24007274 - 01/13/17 02:05 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

My posts? lol
You don't have to read them bb, I won't be upset if you don't.

Or are you talking about how long it took for the bleeding to stop?

Or the infection to clear?


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