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Offlinekoods
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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: cannabinated]
    #23999926 - 01/10/17 11:48 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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cannabinated said:
dont forget :towelie:



Doesn't blood permanently stain fabrics?


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: koods]
    #23999938 - 01/10/17 11:55 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

paper towel, red towel. who gives a fuck.


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: koods]
    #23999941 - 01/10/17 11:57 PM (7 years, 19 days ago)

Girls generally crave sex a lot more around their menstrual cycle; a woman's hormones are generally through the roof during that time. I used to have an ex that would always beg for it right before or just as her cycle began...

"Alright babe, go get a towel and put it under you, I just changed my sheets"


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: SyzygisticSoul] * 1
    #23999944 - 01/11/17 12:00 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

There is nothing more un-masculine than a boy whining about getting some blood on his dick.


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23999945 - 01/11/17 12:01 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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SyzygisticSoul said:
Girls generally crave sex a lot more around their menstrual cycle; a woman's hormones are generally through the roof during that time. I used to have an ex that would always beg for it right before or just as her cycle began...

"Alright babe, go get a towel and put it under you, I just changed my sheets"




That's the same way for me, I'm always horniest on my period.

Just before though? Nah, that's the time I'm least horny, is the 3-4 days just before my period.


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: cannabinated]
    #23999981 - 01/11/17 12:24 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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cannabinated said:
paper towel, red towel. who gives a fuck.



Towlie


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: koods]
    #23999983 - 01/11/17 12:27 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

The Lubavitch Jews in the neighborhood aren't allowed to touch the women after their periods until they have been cleansed in the mikvah up the street. It's like a little pool to wash away the sin of being a fertile woman.


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: koods]
    #23999999 - 01/11/17 12:41 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

Women are sinners.:hellfire:


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Re: Sex with a girl [Re: lighthouse09]
    #24000012 - 01/11/17 12:45 AM (7 years, 19 days ago)

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lighthouse09 said:
i wack it and  admire my bloody cum covered dick all the time
do you think im doing it wrong?....



:canthelpbutlaugh:


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