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Crystal G



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Come up with a Creative TV Pilot 1
#23996815 - 01/09/17 10:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Imagine you're a producer, and your job is to come up with TV pilots. What kind of show would you like the country to see?
I'd like to take a bunch of American gangbangers and drop them in the middle of some place like Liberia. Let them run amuck with General Butt Naked and try to make friends and become top alpha dog among the inner circle of cannibals. There would be popularity contests and voting, and it'd be kind of a Survivor meets Big Brother type of deal, except whoever gets voted off is eliminated and eaten by the cannibals.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G] 5
#23996954 - 01/09/17 11:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My show would be a reality show based around Patlal and his tenants -- with the tenants being Sancho, Cowboy Neal, Koods, Pris, Bassfreak, and Sunny D.
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#23996958 - 01/09/17 11:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Id watch the fuck out of that

I was gonna say a drug- fueled jersey shore but instead of jersey douches we cast random members of the shroomery and watch them get fucked up and go ape shit and work at lemonade stands hungover and coming off meth.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Niffla]
#23996970 - 01/09/17 11:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Niffla said: My show would be a reality show based around Patlal and his tenants -- with the tenants being Sancho, Cowboy Neal, Koods, Pris, Bassfreak, and Sunny D.
And sheekle is patlals assistant/handyman guy. This is good. much love.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23996977 - 01/09/17 11:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd come up with a show about these kids who run into an interdimensional anomaly in the middle of the woods and are subsequently sucked into an alternate dimension where everything is bananas
I mean literally, every single thing in existence becomes a banana
Cars are bananas, trees are bananas, buildings become bananas, banana trees become the omniscient rulers of all the land, etc.
It would be a smash hit
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23996984 - 01/09/17 11:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Meth head junkie cops secretly run mafioso-like street operation, while they bust bad guys- everything comes tumbling down around them when people start coming forward with information of them. the junkie cops start going to people's homes, to vindicate themselves, as the head honcho gets brought down, and they fear they're next, so they don't want people to talk...
i call this show Junkie Cop. it's not Training Day, because these cops are literal junkies, they use and sell, because Meth, not even once.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G]
#23997047 - 01/10/17 12:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nice one Crystal.
I like the Shroomery Big Brother house thing.
My pilot would be a group of young adults, who take various drugs, and each drug gives them a specific super power that only lasts as long as the drug. Some psychedelics make entities visible, coke makes u run super fast, XTC gives u telepathy. And in the process, try to solve various unsolved mysteries.
It would be like Breaking Bad meets X Men meets X Files.
Another one I would have is an outer space comedy sitcom, based on Mars. Like Seinfield but on a Mars colony.
But there would be no dark side as it would be super safe to live there.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23997049 - 01/10/17 12:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said:
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Niffla said: My show would be a reality show based around Patlal and his tenants -- with the tenants being Sancho, Cowboy Neal, Koods, Pris, Bassfreak, and Sunny D.
And sheekle is patlals assistant/handyman guy. This is good. much love.
Oh yeah...how the fuck could I forget about grandmaster sheek 
Speaking of, where has that dude been? Seems like I haven't seen him around for a while
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Niffla] 1
#23997065 - 01/10/17 12:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Does anybody remember shows like Blind date or Elimidate?
I'd like to put together a senior citizen version, where everyone is over 65 years of age.
Or maybe an extreme cougar edition, where the guys are in their 20s and all the women are over 55.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G]
#23997081 - 01/10/17 12:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i remember the name Elimindate, but i cant remember the show itself.
Niffla, sheek got banned for "Other" points
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23997094 - 01/10/17 12:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Imagine something along the lines of big brother, but one really gorgeous and sweet 10/10 girl and 9 insufferable beta nerds, all with individual horrible qualities.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: czech]
#23997100 - 01/10/17 12:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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czech said: Imagine something along the lines of big brother, but one really gorgeous and sweet 10/10 girl and 9 insufferable beta nerds, all with individual horrible qualities.
They already made a show like that, it was called Beauty and the Geek. Was big in Australia. A bunch of math and physics nerds and geeks all competing for models and bimbos. You can find it on YouTube.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G]
#23997104 - 01/10/17 12:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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No I mean like disgusting pedophiles with genetic diseases, and literal rapists.
Physics nerds have redeeming qualities. I mean the real cream of the crop here. Lolicons with Schizopherenia.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: czech]
#23997112 - 01/10/17 01:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Two Eastern European families in a gritty and a violent family blood feud. Fists, knives, pitch forks, and guns. Alpha v. alpha. No mercy.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: XUL]
#23997113 - 01/10/17 01:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd like to put together a UFC style fight pitting two gorillas against each other. Either that, or one gorilla against 20 UFC fighters. The gorilla will fucking kill the fighters, but it'd be a fun watch.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G]
#23997115 - 01/10/17 01:05 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said: I'd like to put together a UFC style fight pitting two gorillas against each other. Either that, or one gorilla against 20 UFC fighters. The gorilla will fucking kill the fighters, but it'd be a fun watch.
hahaha
That would be interesting indeed.
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G]
#23997131 - 01/10/17 01:23 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Blood sports FTW
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Re: Come up with a Creative TV Pilot [Re: Crystal G]
#23999636 - 01/10/17 09:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My show would be a game show. The contestants would be locked in a shopping mall for 30 minutes. The winner is whoever can acquire and hold on to the highest value of stuff in 30 min. the winner gets 100 grand and the losers get to keep whatever they grabbed. The twist? locked in the mall with them are 3 angry Grizzly Bears with clamps on their balls to make them really pissed.
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