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Crystal G



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Good god I would be horrified if a guy ever did that to me. On the first date too?! God how creepy.
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RobZombie68
The Shaman's Apprentice


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
#23996101 - 01/09/17 06:21 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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So let me get this straight,,, a 36 year old man cried like a fucking baby after only a couple dates?
He doesn't need a girlfriend, he needs a boyfriend!
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Zombi3
Bella Ciao!!



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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal] 1
#23996153 - 01/09/17 06:33 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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I've got a worse story than that but I'm trying to forget it so I can't share it.
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Boomer The Great

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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Zombi3] 2
#23996173 - 01/09/17 06:38 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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What a tease...
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zZZz
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Registered: 12/28/07
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One word op, Canadians..
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Zombi3]
#23996263 - 01/09/17 07:08 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Zombi3 said: I've got a worse story than that but I'm trying to forget it so I can't share it.
Don't be such a tease, we can all console you and make you feel better by reveling in our utter loneliness.
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Middleman

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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal] 1
#23996271 - 01/09/17 07:10 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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Stories like these make me feel better about myself.
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Lucis
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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
#23996399 - 01/09/17 07:45 PM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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Yeah, that sounds manipulative if you ask me, like your friend was trying to cry to get some attention or something, fuck that.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Middleman]
#23997144 - 01/10/17 01:34 AM (7 years, 21 days ago) |
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Middleman said: Stories like these make me feel better about myself.
Agreed.
My worst date was waaaay better than this.
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Niffla



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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal] 2
#23997175 - 01/10/17 02:11 AM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
She's 23 I'm 36 OkCupid match.
1st date goes fine. Everything is normal. 2nd date is meh, but she decides to invite me over to her place for a third date to see what happens.
When I get to her place we start talking more openly, etc. Things don't really click, she starts realizing that this is not gonna turn into anything, Problem is, I think I'm connecting with her to an entire new level never before seen by mankind. When when I tries putting on the moves on her, she politely declines and finally mentions that she only wants to be friends and that blablabla. We've all been there. Then this happens; I lock myself in her bathroom for 25 minute and cries. Loudly.
Needless to say, she had no fucking clue how to react to this. I'm 36 fucking years old. So, like, WTF????? She knocked asking if I was alright.... I answered while crying "I've been single for 8 years and I can't get a girlfriend and I'll be alone forever boohoohoo". At that point she wanted me to get the fuck out of her apartment ASAP. When I finally got out, I just put his shoes on, walked out the apt and then punched the concrete wall of her apt building and then said to her "my hand is bleeding". She then replied "That's probably because you punched the wall" Then she closed the door and locked it up.
Don't worry Pat, it's just a bump in the road. You'll find somebody eventually, buddy.
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Edited by Niffla (01/10/17 02:24 AM)
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Niffla] 1
#23997238 - 01/10/17 03:11 AM (7 years, 20 days ago) |
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