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OfflinePatlal
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Worst. Date. Ever.
    #23995612 - 01/09/17 03:58 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Alright, so it wasn't me, but It happened to a friend of mine and it's so fucking sad.

She's 23
He's 36
OkCupid match.

1st date goes fine. Everything is normal.
2nd date is meh, but she decides to invite him over to her place for a third date to see what happens.

When he gets to her place they start talking more openly, etc. Things don't really click, she starts realizing that this is not gonna turn into anything, Problem is, the guy thinks he's connecting with her to an entire new level never before seen by mankind. When when he tries putting on the moves on her, she politely declines and finally mentions that she only wants to be friends and that blablabla. We've all been there. Then this happens; the guy locks himself in her bathroom for 25 minute and cries. Loudly.

Needless to say, she had no fucking clue how to react to this. The man is 36 fucking years old. So, like, WTF????? She knocked asking if he was alright.... He answered while crying "I've been single for 8 years and I can't get a girlfriend and I'll be alone forever boohoohoo". At that point she wanted that dude to get the fuck out of her apartment ASAP. When he finally got out, he just put his shoes on, walked out the apt and then punched the concrete wall of her apt building and then said to her "my hand is bleeding". She then replied "That's probably because you punched the wall" Then she closed the door and locked it up.

:pokerawe: :dementedmario: 

What kind of a fucking beta pussy ass male is that guy????? I mean shit, this is probably pussiest man that has ever lived. Who the fuck does that? Jesus fucking Christ. Needless to say, I almost pissed myself when she told me the story.

If you have a story that can beat this one. By all means, post it.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
    #23995631 - 01/09/17 04:03 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

:lolsy:

Sounds like my old friend, but he's 31 or 32


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
    #23995640 - 01/09/17 04:06 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Any time I have been with a long term lover and she reveals she's been cheating on me hurts ME worse than that.....but as far as some creeper shit, that story is what makes online dating so much different these days.


It was a lot easier to start a convo with a woman in 2010 on the internet than it is now. Being nice automatically makes women think you are that guy in your story.

Some women want an insta dick pic, some want a fucking poem, none of them seem to want "You look amazing in your pics" coupled with any kind of convo. 


I have a friend that's been going on over 10 years. He wouldn't cry like that, he might punch a wall though.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
    #23995645 - 01/09/17 04:08 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

My ex girlfriend had a guy living at her place and things went south. She tried to kick him out and he locked himself in her bathroom crying for hours. She had to call the cops and the paramedics to get him out.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Canadian Jesus] * 1
    #23995649 - 01/09/17 04:10 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

A user here made a thread/post about a date where the person brought someone back to their house and he had to shit, and the guy said don't flush when you shit, and shortly there after used the bathroom himself and was in there for a very very long time, and the guy who pooped looked in and the guy was in there playing in the dudes poop.


I can't find it though I remember gagging reading it wondering if it was true. I'm fairly certain it's in the dirtiest shit you've done sexually thread in S&R


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
    #23995653 - 01/09/17 04:13 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Not really our business (or yours to share with us) but I dunno I probably would have just like... Went outside to cry...

The best way to get a girlfriend is to have girl friends that have girl friends. If dude had played it better he still could have made something of it.


I dunno. I feel bad for both of them.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23995658 - 01/09/17 04:14 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

I think it's common for a stand up classy lady to say that this is just abut being friends? Isn't that how the "perfect" relationship should be? Your best friend and your lover?


If the dude can't handle being friends, good god what's going to happen when they are fucking and she glances in a different direction?

I for one would definitely like to enjoy my lovers presence when she has her clothes on, just as much as off.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: vandago]
    #23995680 - 01/09/17 04:25 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

OP, why aren't you poking that 23 year old female friend.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: qman]
    #23995684 - 01/09/17 04:26 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

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qman said:
OP, why aren't you poking that 23 year old female friend.




I am.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: vandago]
    #23995686 - 01/09/17 04:27 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Thats incredibly sad, and also quite cringy

I mean, if I was that distraught and sad, I would have left and cried on my own time, and not because showing your emotions is weak, but because the guy should have some pride in himself. I dont ever want someone to date me out of pity. As far as I'm concerned thats so much worse than being depressed and lonely.

I'd actually be willing to wager that she would have thought he was considerably more attractive if he took the news, accepted it, and left with pride


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: qman]
    #23995687 - 01/09/17 04:28 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Yeah RP, your 23 year old friend's dating people off OKCupid.  Get on that shit.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
    #23995691 - 01/09/17 04:28 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

qman said:
OP, why aren't you poking that 23 year old female friend.




I am.




Why aren't you posting pics?


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Maverick]
    #23995701 - 01/09/17 04:30 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

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Yeah RP, your 23 year old friend's dating people off OKCupid.  Get on that shit.




No. We were talking about the worse dates we had and she came out of the gate with that story. Needless to say, had this been a contest, she would have won it hands down lol.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
    #23995703 - 01/09/17 04:31 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Oooh I get it.  Feeling a bit dumb over here.  Man I need to get back into college.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Patlal]
    #23995733 - 01/09/17 04:41 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

If i was still single, trying to date, that would likely be MY story.

Scary shit! :eek:


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23995812 - 01/09/17 05:04 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

I remember something similar to e poop story with a bunch of bad ms paint art and a long diatribe. I think he ended up shitting in the bath tub at a girl's house in the on I rememr. It was rediculous to tu poinof being tough  to read without stopping.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23995823 - 01/09/17 05:08 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Back in high school one of my friends was dating this girl.  They went out a few times and everything went great.  Well about on the third date she invited him over to her house and they decided to jump around on her trampoline.  After a few minutes of jumping she gets down but he he was still jumping on the trampoline.  Well they were just talking about whatever while he was jumping until he jumped up and landed on his ass. And shit everywhere.  Embarrassed and not knowing what to say to cover himself he slowly gets off the trampoline, awkwardly mumbles "your dog takes some nasty shits" puts his head down and walks to his car and leaves.  Never talked to her again.


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #23995834 - 01/09/17 05:11 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

My hands still really sore btw.:aweman:


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #23995839 - 01/09/17 05:14 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

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Back in high school one of my friends was dating this girl.  They went out a few times and everything went great.  Well about on the third date she invited him over to her house and they decided to jump around on her trampoline.  After a few minutes of jumping she gets down but he he was still jumping on the trampoline.  Well they were just talking about whatever while he was jumping until he jumped up and landed on his ass. And shit everywhere.  Embarrassed and not knowing what to say to cover himself he slowly gets off the trampoline, awkwardly mumbles "your dog takes some nasty shits" puts his head down and walks to his car and leaves.  Never talked to her again.





Sounds like you made that up


never heard of anyone shitting themselves because they fell on their ass


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Re: Worst. Date. Ever. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23995851 - 01/09/17 05:20 PM (7 years, 21 days ago)

Well he obviously had something brewing in there.  And yes that happens quite frequently when you have to shit.  Kind of odd you never heard of that before.


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