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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Asante]
#23990580 - 01/07/17 07:25 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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That was very courageous of you to share Asante, hats off to you sir, I am glad that you pulled through, you can break the cycle of darkness put on your family through war by rising above!
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: xzylocybin]
#23990589 - 01/07/17 07:28 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Damn Vandago we have both had shitty tent sex experiences, yours sounds worse though lol
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: FishyAl] 2
#23990624 - 01/07/17 07:36 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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FishyAl said: One night, I ate a girl out. It was our second time together. My nose was pressed up against her anus, and I was going to town on that kitty! All of a sudden, she let out the most putrid fart I have ever smelled. With the placement of my nose, I got a double shotgun load of this flatulence. It burned my nose hairs, and I felt like I was going to go blind. I had to take a break before we finished things up. I hated this experience, but damn could we both fuck! We ended up having a very long relationship afterwards.
OMG LOL
Did she apologize for that, or did she act like it never happened? Did she even notice? Did you say something? I have to know!
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23990648 - 01/07/17 07:43 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Was getting a blow job one time and was after a massage, i was all trying to relax and all of a sudden the guy puts my toes in his mouth. Not into feet stuff sexually and thought it strange. I pulled out and left.
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Crystal G]
#23991914 - 01/08/17 09:31 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Crystal G said: OMG LOL
Did she apologize for that, or did she act like it never happened? Did she even notice? Did you say something? I have to know!
We were both pretty stoned, but knew exactly what had happened. She apologized profusely for it. I joked with her saying "This is how someone ends up with pink eye." I knew that is was an accident and didn't want her to feel worse about it than she already felt, so after a long session of laughing (mainly by me), she tried to make it up to me by claiming she was all mine and I could do what ever I wanted to her in retaliation. I just asked for her to make an awesome breakfast in the morning. I then got a wonderful blowjob. The next morning, I got another blowjob whilst eating pancakes and bacon for breakfast. We didn't talk about the incident anymore afterwards. I didn't get pink eye from the incident, but the smell stayed up there for a few hours. That girl was wonderful! She lived to please me. After awhile, we went our separate ways like most relationships end, and we did it civilly, and peacefully. I am glad it was never thrown in my face again. Once was enough. Thanks for listening to my story. 
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: pirate-blues]
#23991979 - 01/08/17 10:02 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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That right their reminds me of a story my wife had told me had happened to her while I was locked up. She was at a party with her girlfriends from work some guy trapped her in one of the bedrooms of the house they were at and did the same thing it's people like this that should be shot, and if I ever catch this guy thats what's gonna happen.
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: blueberry d]
#23992052 - 01/08/17 10:34 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I haven't really had any bad sexual experiences, just some normal awkward stuff.
Although, I was almost raped by some kid when I was 4. I don't really count that as I was able to get away and not have any sort of sexual contact with him..... That I remember.
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That's particularly disturbing because a young kid being overtly sexual and trying to abuse other kids is a huge red flag that they are being abused themselves.
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: pirate-blues]
#23992088 - 01/08/17 10:46 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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I know. Looking back I should've said something. I wasn't really scarred by it or anything, but hell maybe I could've helped that kid out by bringing to light what was happening.
It seemed like he knew how to lure people.... Either wasn't his first time, or as you said, was prolly being abused and maybe learned from them.
The only thing I know about him now is that he's gay.
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Pssh Im not gay
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Repertoire89]
#23992128 - 01/08/17 11:03 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Pssh Im not gay
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Asante]
#23992135 - 01/08/17 11:07 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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That reminds me of some teenager who used to expose himself to me when I was a youngin.
Don't really know what that was all about, it never got sexual.
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#23992183 - 01/08/17 11:31 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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When I was 17 I almost got captured and made into a sex slave to this fat old cigar smoking grey mustache man. My friend and I met him at an arcade, he invites us to his "place" to have drinks and chill. His place was in a basement next to the arcade in an abandoned solan. He locks all the doors behind us so we were locked in.
His room was like 300 square feet, full of trash. He kept pouring us drinks and we watched old 80's porn on VHS and at one point he showed me around the abandoned solan and even shoved his hand up my shirt and like grabbed my chest or something. He was saying shit like "you know I'd never hurt you".
We were there for 4 hours. He asked us to spend the night so we could drink more and talk about starting a business together. We were like "yeah! We'll spend the night, we just have to go get the permission slips from our school" it was like a summer school thing or some bullshit like that.
He finally let's us leave to go get the "permission slips" so that no one calls the cops. He kept calling my phone after cause I gave him my number, he ends up leaving a voice message like "Trees, you better answer your phone unless you want me to break your fuckin wrists"
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23992186 - 01/08/17 11:35 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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pirate-blues said: I tried to get him to stop but he was literally molesting me telling me he knew I wanted it.
one thing I can honestly say that any time a girl has told me to stop I did and I never tried to guilt or pressure them after, I've never had sex with someone that was too intoxicated to consent and if the girl just didnt seem that into it I would stop without them having to say anything
it's just sex, it's not a big deal and it's certainly nothing to go to prison over
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23992215 - 01/08/17 11:53 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: I know. Looking back I should've said something. I wasn't really scarred by it or anything, but hell maybe I could've helped that kid out by bringing to light what was happening.
It seemed like he knew how to lure people.... Either wasn't his first time, or as you said, was prolly being abused and maybe learned from them.
The only thing I know about him now is that he's gay.
Hindsight is 20 / 20 and I certainly have that feeling myself, but you were just a kid and there is no way that you could've known that he was potentially victimized himself or doing it to others.
And there's always kids who simply don't know boundaries - like this one motherfucker on the playground in preschool who used to chase me and any other girls around, tackle them, and give them a big kiss. That kinda shit is pretty normal because kids see grownups kissing all the time, and that's the age where we're just learning that we can't suddenly take all our clothes off in public, or touch our own junk at the dinner table, just cuz it's there. But it's not normal for a kid who hasn't yet hit puberty to try and engage in a full on sex act(beyond i'll show you yours if you show me mine normal exploratory stuff), they learned that from somewhere. This is not to say that every child who has been abused acts out in this way, of course, because many do not - but now I know that if I ever encounter a young child who knows and understands sex acts let alone tries to engage in them with another kid like that..it's not normal and if I'm in a position where I can speak up I know now that I should.
Definitely something I'm going to keep in mind now that I've got a nephew coming and my roommate filing for more custody of his three year old.
But as a kid I would've never known to do that, and in no way should you feel guilty.
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trees said: When I was 17 I almost got captured and made into a sex slave to this fat old cigar smoking grey mustache man. My friend and I met him at an arcade, he invites us to his "place" to have drinks and chill. His place was in a basement next to the arcade in an abandoned solan. His room was like 500 square feet, full of trash. He kept pouring us drinks and we watched old 80's porn on VHS and at one point he showed me around the abandoned solan and even shoved his hand up my shirt and like grabbed my chest or something. He was saying shit like "you know I'd never hurt you".
We were there for 4 hours. He asked us to spend the night so we could drink more and talk about starting a business together. We were like "yeah! We'll spend the night, we just have to go get the permission slips from our school" it was like a summer school thing or some bullshit like that.
He finally let's us leave to go get the "permission slips" so that no one calls the cops. He kept calling my phone after cause I gave him my number, he ends up leaving a voice message like "Trees, you better answer your phone unless you want me to break your fuckin wrists"
holy crap. scary shit.
I remember when my friend and I were 16 we met a very creepy 24 year old who was a mutual friend of our other friend's bf(who was like 18-ish). He was incredibly creepy and came onto us all the time, but we were little shits and thought it was funny and pathetic until it just got creepy - my friend decided to send a message by taking him up on his advances over skype chat one night and got him to spank the monkey on cam. Not long after that she sent him, with no other text, screenshots of his creepiness and a recording of him jacking off on cam. He stopped talking to us after that - which of course was the end goal(not blackmail or extortion, lucky for him)
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pirate-blues said: I tried to get him to stop but he was literally molesting me telling me he knew I wanted it.
one thing I can honestly say that any time a girl has told me to stop I did and I never tried to guilt or pressure them after, I've never had sex with someone that was too intoxicated to consent and if the girl just didnt seem that into it I would stop without them having to say anything
it's just sex, it's not a big deal and it's certainly nothing to go to prison over
That's because you're a decent human being. Every other guy I have been with has been entirely respectful and never pressured or guilted me, even when I dished out some serious blue balls the only response was cuddling and falling asleep with me instead, so in no way do I think it is normal for guys to behave like he did though I was very confused about if I was right to feel upset and just was confused in general after it happened I know now that any decent human being would have stopped the first time I said no.
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23992217 - 01/08/17 11:55 AM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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pirate-blues said: I tried to get him to stop but he was literally molesting me telling me he knew I wanted it.
one thing I can honestly say that any time a girl has told me to stop I did and I never tried to guilt or pressure them after, I've never had sex with someone that was too intoxicated to consent and if the girl just didnt seem that into it I would stop without them having to say anything
it's just sex, it's not a big deal and it's certainly nothing to go to prison over
sadly, that's not how a good bit of the younger population feels. i know a lot of girls that have been taken advantage of just cause the guys wouldn't stop even after they told em too. idk i feel like the party scene kinda started messing with sexual relations.
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@pb, yeah research shows that most sex offenders, especially kid diddlers, were molested and that's why they do that. of course, not everyone who gets molested/raped is gonna go out and do that cause they know the pain it can cause.
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#23993383 - 01/08/17 06:55 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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Doing a chick in the ass, after cumming I pull out and something is hanging off my dick, it was a onion skin from like a sliced onion from a sandwich.
Another anal, pulling out and having a turd follow my cock out onto my bed.
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Re: Worst sexual experiences thread [Re: RobZombie68] 2
#23993417 - 01/08/17 07:04 PM (7 years, 22 days ago) |
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a couple more tries and you may have enough fixings for a shit sammich
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