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Re: Match.com [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23988473 - 01/07/17 03:10 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

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Re: Match.com [Re: Niffla]
    #23988574 - 01/07/17 05:31 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Theres a few free ones that have alot of girls on it. Its hard to find a good one though.

Tinder, Meetme, Badoo, POF.

I tried them, didn't work. I got social anxiety though so conversations are sometimes hard to keep going. Im a bit picky, and I assume 95% of the girls on there are too. There are a couple that I actually became friends with and smoked with. Tinder has been a 100% fail.


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Re: Match.com [Re: LSDollar]
    #23988699 - 01/07/17 07:36 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

I tried OKC last month but there was barely any people in my radius.... both lack of women and guys. I dislike living in this small "city" :frown:
I'm going to try POF and Tinder when I get the energy/motivation to write shit about myself but I really need to start applying for a job and actually meet people in real life  :strokebeard: And the Yoga classes will be starting in a few days (holiday breaks), so I'll be definetely going to them. It'll also be the first time I meet people on my level; spiritual and likely interested in psychedelics and shit like that  :highfive:

Though, I often have the feeling online dating is just an excuse for *most* people to sit at home, be lazy and not actually try putting themselves out there in the real world :lol:


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Re: Match.com [Re: daz01] * 1
    #23989104 - 01/07/17 10:41 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

www.backpage.com for escorts


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Re: Match.com [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23989147 - 01/07/17 10:53 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

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404 said:
you use apple products right? or android? on my phone, i can set what kinds of notifications i get, how my phone handles them and all. i can even set them to silent and have the app either not run in the background, or only work off of wifi. i would assume that android users can do the same.

and yeah, i feel you. the women tend to put "curvy" a lot, whether they just have curves or are afraid to say they have a little extra. i guess it's kind of a perception thing. i put 'fit' because i am, but i'm more above average.




At the time I installed the app several years ago, I had an android. I did turn off the sound on the app, but it still killed my phone's battery really quickly so I just deleted the whole thing altogether.

Yeah, for the men at least, they always put "athletic" even though they most of them are really just average or chubby.




Yeah honestly we need less euphemisms and more colorful, specific language in online dating.

If you're gonna say "athletic" you've got to post your athletic stats, like what is you latest 5k time or how much can you bench

Instead of "not looking for a LTR" say you're looking to have irresponsible sex with as many people as possible

Instead of "open minded" just say you're into anal


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Re: Match.com [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23989173 - 01/07/17 10:58 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Match.com [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23989203 - 01/07/17 11:08 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

I liked on tinder how you don't have to write anything at all, I got the most best matches when my bio thing was blank.


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Re: Match.com [Re: trees]
    #23989230 - 01/07/17 11:16 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Yeah I hate the idea of streamlined relationships, I mean what is the fun in that.  I'm not gonna say that looks aren't anything, but it certainly isn't everything.  It's not that I don't want to use tinder as much as I would specifically like to avoid the kind of people that tinder is going to attract, no offence to anyone but it isn't for me.

Dating sites are pretty much the same.  I mean the odds that you're going to find someone else genuinely interested in connecting with someone are slim.  The overwhelming majority seems to be people trolling, not in the internet sense but in the fishing sense, and all that is there is the bait of a person.  They're not really there.


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Re: Match.com [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23989292 - 01/07/17 11:37 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
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Crystal G said:
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404 said:
you use apple products right? or android? on my phone, i can set what kinds of notifications i get, how my phone handles them and all. i can even set them to silent and have the app either not run in the background, or only work off of wifi. i would assume that android users can do the same.

and yeah, i feel you. the women tend to put "curvy" a lot, whether they just have curves or are afraid to say they have a little extra. i guess it's kind of a perception thing. i put 'fit' because i am, but i'm more above average.




At the time I installed the app several years ago, I had an android. I did turn off the sound on the app, but it still killed my phone's battery really quickly so I just deleted the whole thing altogether.

Yeah, for the men at least, they always put "athletic" even though they most of them are really just average or chubby.




Yeah honestly we need less euphemisms and more colorful, specific language in online dating.

If you're gonna say "athletic" you've got to post your athletic stats, like what is you latest 5k time or how much can you bench

Instead of "not looking for a LTR" say you're looking to have irresponsible sex with as many people as possible

Instead of "open minded" just say you're into anal




Don't be silly. It's 2017 and you can't express yourself in 2017. People are scared of judgement and other peoples opinions  :smugjerry:


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Re: Match.com [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23989296 - 01/07/17 11:38 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Idk tho moonrockmushy, you might try it again just for shits. Its not a bad thing to do when your on the toilet taking a dump. You can even make a fake account with no pics or anything and swipe through to see who is actually on there and see what they seem to be looking for and then make your real account afterwards and tailor it to the type of people you saw in there that you think you'd actually be interested in.

If you only have a selfie of yourself in your bathroom, your chances are slim, but if you have a pic of you riding a horse or motorcycle with a Canadian flag cape on, you will probably get matches.

I think the key to success on tinder especially is to appear unique and new. Women on tinder are constantly sifting through the same old shit and receiving he same old "hey ur cute let's chill" messages.

Make yourself appear unique and interesting and make the first  message you send interesting or funny. I find that teasing them about their profile in a mutually funnyish way usually works well

I see a lof of tame looking girls on tinder who actually seem desperate to find a bf.


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Re: Match.com [Re: trees]
    #23989312 - 01/07/17 11:45 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Honestly it is just too much of a mindfuck for me right now, but I will keep it in mind.  I'm coming off years and years of subduing loneliness with drugs, and as much as I would like to be banging skanks off the internet, I know people suck and I don't want to risk any of them getting into my head.  I'll keep it in mind however.


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Re: Match.com [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23989325 - 01/07/17 11:49 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

You could always go out and meet new people....for free :shrug:


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Re: Match.com [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23989347 - 01/07/17 11:58 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Yeah I have been getting better at that.  The main issue I have with online dating is I find myself continuously disillusioned and let down, where  IRL I tend to like everyone I meet, and more interactions I have with them the more I like them.  I'm not sure why it works like that.


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Re: Match.com [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23989372 - 01/07/17 12:03 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

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Yeah I have been getting better at that.  The main issue I have with online dating is I find myself continuously disillusioned and let down, where  IRL I tend to like everyone I meet, and more interactions I have with them the more I like them.  I'm not sure why it works like that.



Thats how it is supposed t o work.


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Re: Match.com [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23989384 - 01/07/17 12:06 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Yeah I just don't understand the whole process of building a person up from a picture/online profile.  It is a very funny thing and it never sat right with me.  I always get a feeling when I meet them like I had it all wrong, and never in a good sense.  This isn't really a looks thing either I'm not that picky TBH when it comes to looks, because I realize the value of a decent person.


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Re: Match.com [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23989443 - 01/07/17 12:32 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

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Yeah I just don't understand the whole process of building a person up from a picture/online profile.  It is a very funny thing and it never sat right with me.  I always get a feeling when I meet them like I had it all wrong, and never in a good sense.  This isn't really a looks thing either I'm not that picky TBH when it comes to looks, because I realize the value of a decent person.



Dont worry it took forever for me to find my soul mate, you will too just dont give up :thumbup:


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Re: Match.com [Re: Niffla]
    #23989994 - 01/07/17 04:12 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

I have an easy time getting by in person, the online dating thing is a hassle


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Re: Match.com [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23990020 - 01/07/17 04:18 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

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One of my pals fucks a new bitch off tinder every couple of weeks.



This.
Its very realistic to expect a couple lays a month w that app

You should get plentyoffish
Im pretty sure sheekle is on there you can bone finally:barbershreds:


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Re: Match.com [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24008453 - 01/13/17 11:20 PM (7 years, 17 days ago)

So I brought match.com up in a conversation with a coworker recently, and he told me he had tried it about a year ago

Said that when he signed up for the free part, all of a sudden he was getting notifications in his email inbox left & right about chicks "liking" his profile, and then shortly thereafter emails from girls

Thing is, in order to see who was sending him these emails (and clicking on his profile, which I guess it shows who does if you're a paid member), you gotta plunk down for a full membership.

Which he did.

Surprise, surprise...all of a sudden after he paid in full, and went to check who supposedly emailed him -- those accounts had been suspended. The chicks who emailed him weren't even there anymore. And then he went from getting daily clicks/likes/emails from chicks to getting zero. Overnight. After his membership was up, which I believe he said he did the minimum of 3 months, then all of a sudden his email inbox started getting flooded with emails again from "girls" (I put that in quotes because it's pretty obvious, or at least it seems to be, that no girls were ever really emailing him)...man that's shady as fuck. I mean that's straight up, full on scam type shit.


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Re: Match.com [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #24008767 - 01/14/17 02:55 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

A lot of dating sites do that

I mean afterall, Match.com used to be called
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