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pblcenmy1
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Cultivators love getting their teks sucked
#23984198 - 01/05/17 03:25 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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Experienced cultivator walks into a bar... Whips out his tek and rookie grower starts sucking
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: pblcenmy1]
#23984489 - 01/05/17 04:52 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: pblcenmy1]
#23984756 - 01/05/17 06:16 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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Thats sounds kinda naughty
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: pblcenmy1]
#23984764 - 01/05/17 06:20 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
pblcenmy1 said: Experienced cultivator walks into a bar... Whips out his tek and rookie grower starts sucking
An inexperienced cultivator improperly sterilizes a jar, and starts sucking.
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T-Funkadelic
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: vandago]
#23984797 - 01/05/17 06:33 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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What's your tek op? I need serious advice on what I have growing in my closet atm. All my shrooms have bluish mold growing inside them. Are these safe to eat?
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#23984807 - 01/05/17 06:38 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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They are the elusive givetovandago's
There's only one prep method.
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: vandago] 3
#23984829 - 01/05/17 06:46 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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Don't tell me the only safe way to ingest these is by plugging them up my asshole.
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#23984836 - 01/05/17 06:48 PM (7 years, 25 days ago) |
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: 404]
#23985327 - 01/05/17 10:01 PM (7 years, 24 days ago) |
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There are two types of people in cultivation. Those who use the search engine and those who don't.
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#23985424 - 01/05/17 10:48 PM (7 years, 24 days ago) |
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That green mold is not mold, but alkoloids liberating themselves from solitude.
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: vandago]
#23988134 - 01/06/17 11:18 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
T-Funkadelic said: What's your tek op? I need serious advice on what I have growing in my closet atm. All my shrooms have bluish mold growing inside them. Are these safe to eat?

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vandago said: They are the elusive givetovandago's
There's only one prep method.
they have blueish mold growing inside them, give them to vandago and if he survives you know the mold was bunk
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23988139 - 01/06/17 11:19 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Dags only trips off galerina.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: Adden] 1
#23988162 - 01/06/17 11:26 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Adden said: Dags only trips off galerina.
lol... it's only funny because it happened
thankfully he lived
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Adden

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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23988167 - 01/06/17 11:28 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Yeah no kidding I'm glad he lived and didn't have any future damage. He could probably make a boiler maker out of isopropyl alcohol and antifreeze and live to tell the tale. A *lot* of people in eastern Europe eat far less and get a lot sicker.
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: Adden] 2
#23988181 - 01/06/17 11:33 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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I'm thinking 'Dago may be the toughest bastard to have ever lived.
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Adden

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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23988283 - 01/07/17 12:32 AM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Did I ever tell you about the time Dago showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Dago shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Dago. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Dago. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: pblcenmy1]
#23988286 - 01/07/17 12:35 AM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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pblcenmy1 said: Experienced cultivator walks into a bar... Whips out his tek and rookie grower starts sucking
Did you ever hear about the time Vandago took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Dago takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Vandago yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'”
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T-Funkadelic
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: Adden]
#23988741 - 01/07/17 08:11 AM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Adden said: There are two types of people in cultivation. Those who use the search engine and those who don't.
^this is why I lack post in cult. Most of the information needed is readily available.
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#23988758 - 01/07/17 08:21 AM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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If it ain't broke don't fix it.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Cultivators love getting their teks sucked [Re: Adden]
#23989110 - 01/07/17 10:42 AM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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You got some trippy jokes Adden! 
Nice job
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