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OfflineMorel Guy
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How to get dick wet (pussy)
    #23979778 - 01/03/17 07:38 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Been a long time.  Used to be sorta easy.  Hang out, get high and get naked.

35 now.  Most girls are married with kids.  Don't get to meet a lot of ladies.

Not looking for serious.  Kinda like a girl but she's ten years younger.  Also she works in a formal environment that isn't easy to test waters.  They would expect something serious.

Kinda nervous for just a hook up.  Known some bad chicks before.

Not looking for vd or child support.

Kinda feel weird hitting on ladies that I know nothing about.  I don't know why but I never get hit on.  Maybe they all want serious stuff?

Only drank since 2013.  Would be strange if drugs even as mellow as weed were involved.  Probably pop a few kratom caps.  Sex was great with kratom.  Staying up all night getting laid.

Also don't want under age.  Had a hot dream last night.  Was having great sex wih a good look'n girl.  Called her the name of,who I think is cute.  Then I dream what is your name and how old are you.  Woke up freaked when the dream chick says " don't worry I'll be 17 soon".  Waay too freaky!

My town is kinda lame.  Voted by playboy as one of the worst looking colleges for ladies!  Not called the COW for nothing.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #23979874 - 01/03/17 08:12 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

I bring da club, bonk dem on head, drag them 2 cave, sticki sticki, sticki,


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23979958 - 01/03/17 08:37 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I bring da club, bonk dem on head, drag them 2 cave, sticki sticki, sticki,





Thanks for the laugh!

Not looking to pull a Davis.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980091 - 01/03/17 09:45 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

I've noticed that too as I rack up years.  They're either unavailable, have kids from a failed previous attempt or are inappropriate due to age difference etc.  Something changed somewhere along the way..

I still have hope that I might meet and get something going with a wealthy MILF/Sugar momma that's down for an occasional trip.. that would be pretty cool.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980189 - 01/03/17 10:36 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Never had any game in my 20's, so just waited for sub-par chicks to hit on me.  Now in my mid 30's, same thing as you, chicks don't hit on me.  Learned this guy's "make them chase you" method, and I'm actually doing better.  Plus, no rejection, no akwardness if they don't bite.  Never bought his stuff, there is enough of it on youtube to get the gist.  Here's a starter vid if you want to check it out:


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980192 - 01/03/17 10:39 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

I think online dating is the easiest way to get laid I think, or get a prostitute.  Also stop hanging out on the internet all the time and go out and do things around other people.  It's exhausting and makes you vulnerable things like disease and heartbreak, but at least you'll have a better chance of finding a man who knows how to appreciate a strong independent black women such as yourself.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980212 - 01/03/17 10:43 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

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Morel Guy said:
Then I dream what is your name and how old are you.  Woke up freaked when the dream chick says " don't worry I'll be 17 soon".  Waay too freaky!





On a side note, girls used to be sexually active after their first period, and would often be married off at very young ages.  I am not saying you should chase jailbait, just an interesting thought.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Lucis]
    #23980226 - 01/03/17 10:50 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

:justno: what the fuck man?


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23980242 - 01/03/17 11:03 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

I haven't had pussy in so long
I dont have the life really
my life sucks, my friends suck, my family sucks

can't imagine dating when I'm 30 chicks on their 15th-40th dude and I haven't even had a serious relationship and it's not like all the hot ghicks are getting married and popping out babies or anything:suicide:


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Konyap]
    #23980256 - 01/03/17 11:08 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

you know what else sucks?  your attitude.

all it takes is patience, determination, and a significant lowering of one's standards.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23980265 - 01/03/17 11:13 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

all the chicks in my grade are boring
or they just acted old for their age
all the hot chicks are like a year older or years younger
its fucked up it's like the forbidden fruit, I'm just worried about what I'm going to look like in 7 or 14 years and they'll have all this dick line up and down the block ready to bang em
all these chicks that like me are getting fucked by other dudes and then dropped and the dick smell is rubbing off on them and they're going to laugh at me


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Konyap]
    #23980274 - 01/03/17 11:19 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Trust me, keep your dick out of all of them and focus on your studies, and you will be the one laughing in 7 to 14 years.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23980280 - 01/03/17 11:24 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
:justno: what the fuck man?





Nigga im talking old school times, back when peoples life expectancy was shit, don't twist what I am saying, I was just stating a fact.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Lucis]
    #23980285 - 01/03/17 11:28 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Yeah ok.  Just seemed like a weird tangent to take.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Amanita86]
    #23980372 - 01/04/17 12:26 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

What kinda woman, is your DREAM WOMAN, Morel Guy?

Do you have confidence when you talk.  It seems like you're pretty confident here. 

Maybe she's a clerk somewhere. Or a waitress. Would having only one child be a no-go? Just curious.....


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #23980386 - 01/04/17 12:36 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

How did you manage a reply fail to me on that one?


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #23980868 - 01/04/17 09:16 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Not looking for a dream lady.  I really have no ideal woman but find some ladies impressive.  Someone attractive that plays fairly.

The the about woman with kids, they usually expect money.  Even the girls that want kids expect money.  So many girls that just want to play house all day.

I would go to a bar and just se what's up.  But I live in the middle of the city where there are no bars near.  It would be a taxi and that is too much.  There are some cute girls where I get beer at the drive thru.  Kinda just want to fuck and never see them again!


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980926 - 01/04/17 09:48 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Just talk to whoever peaks your interest.. go outside, go online.. meeting women is so easy as long as you're willing to try(and be rejected). Honestly. Just appreciate yourself and not take things too seriously. And rejecting women because they have kids is kinda rude and stupid. Kids won't ruin your life and being with them doesn't mean you have to be their new daddy. If money is your most important issue then expect to be waiting around a while.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #23981084 - 01/04/17 10:59 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

I don't have money for my own kids let alone someone else's.

I have a 4 legged kid and he's $1100 minimum a year.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23981114 - 01/04/17 11:14 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

no decent woman wants a man that speaks with vulgarity.  if you're asking yourself why you never get hit on its because you are not a gentleman.


you're old enough you should know these things.  I'm your age and yes most men are either married, been divorced, or have kids.  Not only that but they are losing their hair. 

Good luck.  I better find mine before you find yours or im going to be pissed..



as far as money goes women want a man who is a good provider.  We want stability and saftey above all else.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: sprinkles]
    #23981116 - 01/04/17 11:16 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

kids are stupid if you're not committed to living with the bastards for the rest of your life then you shouldn't have them
that's why poor area's are so fucked up


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #23981126 - 01/04/17 11:20 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

a lot of women out there will trap a man with a kid, to tie him to her forever.  steer clear of overly attached women.  If I had a son i would tell him to only date pro choice women with ambition and goals.


i would never have a child out of wedlock.  its a lot of what is wrong with this country.  you have single women who cry once a month for no reason raising boys (men).  Feminism ruined this country.  I think its something like 71% of african american women have children out of wedlock.  Shit needs to change.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: sprinkles]
    #23981316 - 01/04/17 12:32 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Being married doesn't keep families together. Marriage does nothing.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23981445 - 01/04/17 01:21 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Not looking to get married because about half the time that equals divorce and with support.

Already had some bad runs.  Not looking to be a professional loser.

I like my freedom and there is a lot of ass out there.  Just haven't seen my share of it.

Usually fat chicks really like me.  If I had more money I would attract more of other females.  They all want a free ride.  The one's that can support themselves are living away from here.

The college in this city are usually bitches.  It's a 40k a year school and gets the rich kids.  They all might be smart but they aren't very real.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24024489 - 01/19/17 11:23 PM (7 years, 10 days ago)

Alright it's been a couple of weeks.... Still dry down there? :blush:

Amanita, if you're asking me.... I'm not too sure what that is.... Did you see some kind of notification that said I failed @ replying to you? Hmmmm.....

And sprinkles I agree, the shit does need to change.  Most those women are just so undesirable.... I can't blame anyone for not being in a marriage relationship with them.... But I wish the sperm donors would help teach more kids how not to be pieces of shit, assuming the sperm donors were capable..... Those women I'm talking about are disgusting, worthless trash who are fucking up our society. Do you watch Tommy Sotomayor on tnn raw in YouTube? If not you really should check it out.  And when you said, "I better find mine before you find yours" or similar... I'm confused I thought you were married .  Anyway my main thing to say was - watch some Sotomayor on YouTube if you have not, you will see some interesting stories of these horrible fucking mother's....other topics similar.... Interesting in the way that other like minds share these situations and possible solutions to problems..... It's hard not to want violence for these....


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #24024792 - 01/20/17 06:05 AM (7 years, 10 days ago)

Stop thinking with your junk. Think about finding a real partner. If you want an easy, one night, get a hooker, then you don't gotta worry about anything but where you stick it and she gets paid. People your age are settling down to make a family which is what is actually important when you get older, sounds like you need to get a grip.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #24024955 - 01/20/17 08:20 AM (7 years, 10 days ago)

Actually I don't reccommend fucking a hooker 1 in 4 men were found to have dangerous hpv

that's still a 1 in 20 chance but i dunno makes me want to get a shot or something...
edit: http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/10/16/unproven-hpv-vaccine-safety.aspx


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Konyap]
    #24025013 - 01/20/17 08:35 AM (7 years, 10 days ago)

It's more like 90% of the population has HPV.  Herpes is more of a concern.

I forget about getting laid. Lot's of ugly ugly ugly ugly woman in this area!


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: sprinkles]
    #24029610 - 01/22/17 03:26 AM (7 years, 8 days ago)

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sprinkles said:
as far as money goes women want a man who is a good provider. 






you mean women want a man who will provide for them (the woman) with little to no effort on the woman's part to provide for herself.....?



Quote:

We want stability and saftey above all else.





all humans, male or female, man or woman, have to earn/achieve this.  it' not up for one person to work to achieve and others to latch on for the perks.  teamwork.  stability is built, it takes work on all parts.




and i know many "good women" who are as vulgar, if not moreso, than myself or many other vulgar people around




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Anonymous said:
[People your age are settling down to make a family] which is what is actually important when you get older, sounds like you need to get a grip.






says you.  what's right for one is wrong for another.  starting/raising/growing with a biological family is not everyone's goal or drive.  get over yourself


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: demiu5]
    #24034467 - 01/23/17 08:26 PM (7 years, 7 days ago)

I'd highly recommend checking out Corey Wayne's video newsletters on Youtube, and read his book if you feel inclined. He's a little bro-ey at times, but very much a paradigm past the pickup type community. Focused on good communication, being healthy, and being in tune with your work/purpose.

I'd also highly recommend reading Models by Mark Manson. Once again, very post-PUA material. Focused on honest expression, healthy living, social integration, and the like.

Read both a number of times and genuinely apply their suggestions, and you should have no problem getting quality dates, as well as improving in other areas. It may take a while to make some changes before you're fully ready, but if you make the effort you'll get surprising results. Using myself as an example, I used to be a recluse with all kinds of anxieties around women. I still have that side of me at times, but it's been a night and day difference. I've been on 7 first dates in the past 4 months or so, and most of them have been attractive, interesting, and professional women. One of which was a few week fling that I'd love to have dated more seriously, but it at least honed my radar for what I appreciate and am looking for. It's still rough at times, and there's definitely a "pain period" if dating new women often sounds intimidating, but having enjoyable experiences with the type of women that genuinely interest you is more rewarding than most other ways to pass the time.

With regard to "most people settling down" etc. That's just a matter of demographics/filtering. Online dating makes that easy, but it's also just a matter of meeting enough people to where you find the single and available ones. After all, single women your age are in the same boat, so they're eager to meet single and unattached men just as much as you are to meet them.

I will say it's unfortunate that it sounds like your town is lacking in talent. I'm in a capital city with numerous colleges in the area, so there's no shortage of attractive women in the area. Unfortunately finding one into the same weird stuff I am(like :mushroom2:) in this area is rare, but the aforementioned fling was of that category and cool as hell otherwise also.

Women you'd be smitten with in body and mind are out there, have faith. Just make sure you're taking care of things on your end enough to attract them and don't get in your own way when you happen to bump into them.


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