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OfflineMorel Guy
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How to get dick wet (pussy)
    #23979778 - 01/03/17 07:38 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Been a long time.  Used to be sorta easy.  Hang out, get high and get naked.

35 now.  Most girls are married with kids.  Don't get to meet a lot of ladies.

Not looking for serious.  Kinda like a girl but she's ten years younger.  Also she works in a formal environment that isn't easy to test waters.  They would expect something serious.

Kinda nervous for just a hook up.  Known some bad chicks before.

Not looking for vd or child support.

Kinda feel weird hitting on ladies that I know nothing about.  I don't know why but I never get hit on.  Maybe they all want serious stuff?

Only drank since 2013.  Would be strange if drugs even as mellow as weed were involved.  Probably pop a few kratom caps.  Sex was great with kratom.  Staying up all night getting laid.

Also don't want under age.  Had a hot dream last night.  Was having great sex wih a good look'n girl.  Called her the name of,who I think is cute.  Then I dream what is your name and how old are you.  Woke up freaked when the dream chick says " don't worry I'll be 17 soon".  Waay too freaky!

My town is kinda lame.  Voted by playboy as one of the worst looking colleges for ladies!  Not called the COW for nothing.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #23979874 - 01/03/17 08:12 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

I bring da club, bonk dem on head, drag them 2 cave, sticki sticki, sticki,


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OfflineMorel Guy
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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23979958 - 01/03/17 08:37 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I bring da club, bonk dem on head, drag them 2 cave, sticki sticki, sticki,





Thanks for the laugh!

Not looking to pull a Davis.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980091 - 01/03/17 09:45 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

I've noticed that too as I rack up years.  They're either unavailable, have kids from a failed previous attempt or are inappropriate due to age difference etc.  Something changed somewhere along the way..

I still have hope that I might meet and get something going with a wealthy MILF/Sugar momma that's down for an occasional trip.. that would be pretty cool.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980189 - 01/03/17 10:36 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Never had any game in my 20's, so just waited for sub-par chicks to hit on me.  Now in my mid 30's, same thing as you, chicks don't hit on me.  Learned this guy's "make them chase you" method, and I'm actually doing better.  Plus, no rejection, no akwardness if they don't bite.  Never bought his stuff, there is enough of it on youtube to get the gist.  Here's a starter vid if you want to check it out:


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980192 - 01/03/17 10:39 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

I think online dating is the easiest way to get laid I think, or get a prostitute.  Also stop hanging out on the internet all the time and go out and do things around other people.  It's exhausting and makes you vulnerable things like disease and heartbreak, but at least you'll have a better chance of finding a man who knows how to appreciate a strong independent black women such as yourself.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980212 - 01/03/17 10:43 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

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Morel Guy said:
Then I dream what is your name and how old are you.  Woke up freaked when the dream chick says " don't worry I'll be 17 soon".  Waay too freaky!





On a side note, girls used to be sexually active after their first period, and would often be married off at very young ages.  I am not saying you should chase jailbait, just an interesting thought.


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Anonymous #2

Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Lucis]
    #23980226 - 01/03/17 10:50 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

:justno: what the fuck man?


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23980242 - 01/03/17 11:03 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

I haven't had pussy in so long
I dont have the life really
my life sucks, my friends suck, my family sucks

can't imagine dating when I'm 30 chicks on their 15th-40th dude and I haven't even had a serious relationship and it's not like all the hot ghicks are getting married and popping out babies or anything:suicide:


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Anonymous #2

Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Konyap]
    #23980256 - 01/03/17 11:08 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

you know what else sucks?  your attitude.

all it takes is patience, determination, and a significant lowering of one's standards.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23980265 - 01/03/17 11:13 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

all the chicks in my grade are boring
or they just acted old for their age
all the hot chicks are like a year older or years younger
its fucked up it's like the forbidden fruit, I'm just worried about what I'm going to look like in 7 or 14 years and they'll have all this dick line up and down the block ready to bang em
all these chicks that like me are getting fucked by other dudes and then dropped and the dick smell is rubbing off on them and they're going to laugh at me


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Anonymous #2

Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Konyap]
    #23980274 - 01/03/17 11:19 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Trust me, keep your dick out of all of them and focus on your studies, and you will be the one laughing in 7 to 14 years.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23980280 - 01/03/17 11:24 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
:justno: what the fuck man?





Nigga im talking old school times, back when peoples life expectancy was shit, don't twist what I am saying, I was just stating a fact.


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Anonymous #2

Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Lucis]
    #23980285 - 01/03/17 11:28 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Yeah ok.  Just seemed like a weird tangent to take.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Amanita86]
    #23980372 - 01/04/17 12:26 AM (7 years, 27 days ago)

What kinda woman, is your DREAM WOMAN, Morel Guy?

Do you have confidence when you talk.  It seems like you're pretty confident here. 

Maybe she's a clerk somewhere. Or a waitress. Would having only one child be a no-go? Just curious.....


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #23980386 - 01/04/17 12:36 AM (7 years, 27 days ago)

How did you manage a reply fail to me on that one?


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: DoneKildatReason]
    #23980868 - 01/04/17 09:16 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Not looking for a dream lady.  I really have no ideal woman but find some ladies impressive.  Someone attractive that plays fairly.

The the about woman with kids, they usually expect money.  Even the girls that want kids expect money.  So many girls that just want to play house all day.

I would go to a bar and just se what's up.  But I live in the middle of the city where there are no bars near.  It would be a taxi and that is too much.  There are some cute girls where I get beer at the drive thru.  Kinda just want to fuck and never see them again!


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23980926 - 01/04/17 09:48 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Just talk to whoever peaks your interest.. go outside, go online.. meeting women is so easy as long as you're willing to try(and be rejected). Honestly. Just appreciate yourself and not take things too seriously. And rejecting women because they have kids is kinda rude and stupid. Kids won't ruin your life and being with them doesn't mean you have to be their new daddy. If money is your most important issue then expect to be waiting around a while.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #23981084 - 01/04/17 10:59 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

I don't have money for my own kids let alone someone else's.

I have a 4 legged kid and he's $1100 minimum a year.


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Re: How to get dick wet (pussy) [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23981114 - 01/04/17 11:14 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

no decent woman wants a man that speaks with vulgarity.  if you're asking yourself why you never get hit on its because you are not a gentleman.


you're old enough you should know these things.  I'm your age and yes most men are either married, been divorced, or have kids.  Not only that but they are losing their hair. 

Good luck.  I better find mine before you find yours or im going to be pissed..



as far as money goes women want a man who is a good provider.  We want stability and saftey above all else.


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