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Panaeolus92
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23979658 - 01/03/17 06:50 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Used to live in some pretty ghetto areas in Florida. Seen crack heads wearing the big puffy coats in 98f + degree weather, crack whores pissing openly on the street corner, and twackers blowing something up in a hole in their yard over and over. And a whole lot of other weirdness
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Panaeolus92]
#23979746 - 01/03/17 07:28 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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An example of things you see working in the hood:
Hear some commotion and look up to see a black dude walking briskly as a rail thin black chick runs up to him and starts slapping him and screams out for the world to hear, "you just fucked my face, I WANT MY COKE!"..
..so the running joke of the day was, "yeaaaa, gonna get off work, head home, and fuck some face".
You tend to see a lot of dead people too if you're up really early or out really late.
There could be a spin-off of this thread titled, "Things you smell in the ghetto and nowhere else".
Oh yea, one other thing you might see is a little ******(person) wearing snow camo point a pistol at your face point blank and request you hand over your cash etc., that happens sometimes..
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Amanita86]
#23979755 - 01/03/17 07:31 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Blacks and jews
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Repertoire89]
#23979762 - 01/03/17 07:34 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Food that makes you fat is chwap.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: trees]
#23979774 - 01/03/17 07:37 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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trees said:
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vandago said: Bag ladies.
Oh yeah, big ladies sleeping in plastic lawn chairs
No bag ladies.
They don't sleep.
I've never seen one not mobile.
Shopping cart, or bicycle or on foot, with countless bags filled with old newspapers and random objects etc.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: vandago] 1
#23979791 - 01/03/17 07:43 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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In Chicago...Harold's Chicken.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: vandago]
#23979828 - 01/03/17 07:57 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Oh yeah, the bag people. I saw a bag lady who made clothes for herself out of bags. Also used to always see this bag man who always carried like 50 plastic bags full of plastic bags.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: trees]
#23979848 - 01/03/17 08:03 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Holy shit, the plastic bag man lived in my city too! Just wandering along with bags full of bags.. I think he died though because he went missing a few months before I moved and I'd been seeing him up and down the same stretch for years.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Sheekle]
#23980043 - 01/03/17 09:17 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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I'll take What is a homeless crackhead giving another crackhead a blowjob at the bus stop for 500 Alex
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: trees]
#23980086 - 01/03/17 09:39 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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trees said: Oh yeah, the bag people. I saw a bag lady who made clothes for herself out of bags. Also used to always see this bag man who always carried like 50 plastic bags full of plastic bags.
When I worked for the holiday inn. Every single night the same lady would come in with bags and bags of bags and get an application at 3 am.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Shroomism]
#23980100 - 01/03/17 09:49 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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Shroomism said: I'll take What is a homeless crackhead giving another crackhead a blowjob at the bus stop for 500 Alex
Yeah thats always a goodin
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: vandago]
#23980101 - 01/03/17 09:49 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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A guy trying to hustle vitamims as hydros for bus fare.
Drunk cokeheads shooting shotguns at eachother and dodging behind cars at 3 in the morning.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: vandago] 1
#23980108 - 01/03/17 09:50 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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You guys should have hired her as a bellboy. "Can I take your bags, maam?"
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Sheekle] 4
#23980207 - 01/03/17 10:42 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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people trying to sell jewelry and power tools at the gas station at 2:30am
Huge Guy that appeared from behind me: "Hey man, buy this sander, I'll give it to ya for twenty bucks"
Me: "Nah bro, I just lost all my money and i gotta get back to the Valley. I only have twenty bucks"
Huge guy as he edges closer to me: "Ten bucks, man! I'll sell it for ten bucks!"
Me: "Gas is $4.50 a gallon, man. I'll never make it home on ten bucks of gas"
Huge guy, becoming agitated: "Come on, man! Eight bucks!"
Me: "Alright man, just relax, I'll buy it for eight bucks"
Then i got my gas and drove home with a (presumably)stolen pad sander that i got for eight bucks.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Konyap]
#23980241 - 01/03/17 11:02 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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Konyap said: memorials for people that got shot
I always liked the t-shirts to honor the fallen, ever seen those?
I used to see a handful of prostitutes that would ask me if I wanted any company every time I would buy dope in the bluff.
People standing outside with a gun in their boxer shorts wearing house shoes.
Sometimes I would have to wait at the trap house for a bit, and my boy would let me shoot up in the bathroom before I left to make sure I was happy with the product, I saw so many stolen goods come in and out of that place by the crackheads that were hustling that way, they would brag about what they stole, and from whom they stole it from.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Sheekle] 3
#23980245 - 01/03/17 11:05 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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peeing and pooping in public.
black people.
deformed people.
fat people.
sheekle type people.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23980278 - 01/03/17 11:23 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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Toddlers and babies near drugs
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: Sheekle]
#23980315 - 01/03/17 11:45 PM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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Sheekle said: I only ever see people so fat that they need to be in a wheelchair in ghetto areas for some reason.
Discuss
We have the same thing out in the country only wheelchair = rascal and ghetto = walmart.
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Sheekle said: I only ever see people so fat that they need to be in a wheelchair in ghetto areas for some reason.
Discuss
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theRealrollforever said: The ghetto is the only place where you can play the lava game, but instead of cracks, you're trying to dodge used needles! 
Sounds Ike you're describing West Virginia.
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Re: Things you only see in the ghetto [Re: shadyy] 1
#23980383 - 01/04/17 12:34 AM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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i hate liz said: People doing bench presses in their front yard
West Virginia again. People don't have "yards" in the ghetto,
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