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Invisibler.lutece
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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: trees] * 1
    #23978613 - 01/03/17 11:50 AM (7 years, 27 days ago)

God, I've heard some stupid fucking names in the last five years or so. One that sticks out to me is one of my cousin's: a little girl named "Person." Makes me wanna lick her mom in the taint.

Edit: Kick, obvs.  :lol:  That'll teach me to not skip proofreading when I post.


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: r.lutece] * 2
    #23978797 - 01/03/17 01:05 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Not a lick to the taint!


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23978818 - 01/03/17 01:13 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

i like licking taint

as long as there's no duck butter


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: Visionary Tools] * 2
    #23979014 - 01/03/17 02:31 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Blake is a pretty normal name where I'm from (USA).  It's not overly common, but I think most people have known someone named Blake.  It's even my middle name, given to me because it's a family name (see my first post in this thread for more on that subject).  Given your otherwise unnecessary description of her, it sounds to me like you're not at all fond of your friend's son's mother, and you would be critical of any name she gave a child.


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: trees]
    #23979071 - 01/03/17 02:55 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

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trees said:
Yeah its fucked up dude, those parents giving their kids feminine names should be punished and the kid given the choice to change their name.

And hopefully if Crystal G has kids she will come to her senses, cause no kid with any of those names will grow up feeling normal




Let me guess, you probably have a basic name like Paul or Ryan or Scott, and you therefore have no imagination for names.

"Kids should be named whatever ethnicity they are," who named you the identity police?


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23979197 - 01/03/17 03:47 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

my 2 sons
Ezekiel
Felix

If I have another boy his name will be Ulysses


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: nuentoter]
    #23979200 - 01/03/17 03:49 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Ezekiel and Jezebelle are the only biblical names I've ever liked


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23979234 - 01/03/17 04:05 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

No, my opinion is based on personal experience growing up, look at my quote from pages behind. When I first moved to the US I was still going by my original name and it was fucking up all my teachers and class mates so I had to normalize.

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Personally I had to Americanize my name cause I was born and raised in Scandinavia (for the first half of my life) and my name is very Swedish, but now living in America I go by an abreviated version of my middle name as to not confuse and weird people the fuck out, as it's pronounced and spelled in a different alphabet.





Nuentoter, Felix is a dope name imo :thumbup:


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: trees]
    #23979280 - 01/03/17 04:22 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

my kid's name, if a boy, will be Morpheus.

personally there's not much in a name but Morpheus that's like classic stuff.


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: trees] * 1
    #23979338 - 01/03/17 04:44 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

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No, my opinion is based on personal experience growing up, look at my quote from pages behind. When I first moved to the US I was still going by my original name and it was fucking up all my teachers and class mates so I had to normalize.




So what you're saying is that you conformed instead of choosing to tough it out, mmkay. :yesnod:

I have a unique name, I even have one of those American Gladiator names, my name gave me character and it's one of those things you appreciate once you're older. On my resume people who are interviewing me always comment how much they love my name.

Kids possibly being bullied is no reason to not give them a unique name, you could still name your kid Kate or Joseph and they could still end up being picked on for having curly hair or being too tall or being too smart.

As long as you aren't naming them Dung or Asshole or something that's obviously crude, there's nothing wrong with it.

PS I love the name Storm, though it's usually a girl's name, not a boy's name.


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23979381 - 01/03/17 05:03 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Well having a name from a different language that Americans are unable to pronounce is different from having the name of a futuristic 3D pixar cartoon character.

Morpheus would also be a fuckin corny name


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23980010 - 01/03/17 08:57 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

Hey all! New to the site, still figuring out how to use the features, and this is one of the first threads that caught my eye. I think that names should be unique and timeless. Not new age to the extreme nor generic so that a child would have to be referred to as Joe H or Joe B etc.


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: Avocuddle]
    #23980016 - 01/03/17 09:00 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

welcome, and awesome name btw.  :thumbup:


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23980281 - 01/03/17 11:25 PM (7 years, 26 days ago)

Ludoviccio or bust

also why the fuck no kids named Genghis anymore? That's a winners name if there ever was one.


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: twighead]
    #23983289 - 01/05/17 08:11 AM (7 years, 25 days ago)

I met a guy with the first name "cheetos" no kidding!


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23983332 - 01/05/17 08:35 AM (7 years, 25 days ago)

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I've recently met with a girl named Eweleeena. No Typo. Eweleeena.



Pronounced u-lee-na?




Evelina


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: Patlal]
    #23983365 - 01/05/17 08:52 AM (7 years, 25 days ago)

there are some fucked up names around here I guess, I don't pay attention but when I read some of this to my wife she agreed and told me some of the local ones

J-Lynn
Zaiquan
Delainnow
Daimoun
Ozai


I live in a 99% white, very roman catholic area. People be watching too much MTV round here.


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: Patlal]
    #23983478 - 01/05/17 09:58 AM (7 years, 25 days ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

ModestMouse said:
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Patlal said:
I've recently met with a girl named Eweleeena. No Typo. Eweleeena.



Pronounced u-lee-na?




Evelina




wow.  that's pretty stupid...


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23983925 - 01/05/17 01:20 PM (7 years, 25 days ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
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Patlal said:
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ModestMouse said:
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Patlal said:
I've recently met with a girl named Eweleeena. No Typo. Eweleeena.



Pronounced u-lee-na?




Evelina




wow.  that's pretty stupid...




Or. Maybe the parents were dyslexic and that's how they taught her to spell her name.
They could of called her Ann...and taught her to spell it dkghro. :grin:


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Re: Whats with modern kids names? [Re: nuentoter]
    #23983932 - 01/05/17 01:22 PM (7 years, 25 days ago)

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Daimoun




That is bizarre spelling, but I've always liked the name Damian. Even though it basically means demon. :lol:


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