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wellniceglasses
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Holy Farting of God!!!! 1
#23972470 - 01/01/17 08:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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6g to end the year ..
I had hell of a lot of farts last night...
It was towards the end of the journey...
I thought if I go shit, I will stop trippin
So I held it.
I felt the most intense and profound farts of my life.
It made me think of those people who shoot psilo up their anus,
Can anyone explain to me if psilo is break down in our stomach or guts?
I have to say I was checking every 5 minutes to see if I wasn't shitting myself.
Not this time. I felt so amazing last night, sort of like when I was in the presence of god with 8g.
My god I am so happy today, happy new year everyone. Fucking love mushrooms.
Jesus was a mushroom.
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thebug76
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I haven't researched it, but here's a couple of things I do know about them that COULD, and I say "could" strongly here because it's my best guess without taking time to look it up, answer your question.
1. Mushrooms have lots of proteins, which produces gas regardless of the form there in upon ingestion. 2. They also have a high capacity for moisture absorption, which causes the swelling and bloated feeling (similar to the feeling you get if you eat too much rice), which in turn, pushes air and gas bubbles out to make room.
Those two factors alone is enougb to cause your god farts. I'm sure there's other processes that add to it also.
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: thebug76]
#23973347 - 01/01/17 03:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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thats gross man, if u gotta poo u gotta poo
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ergoticmandala



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glad you had a good trip and all tho!
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psilosalvia
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might be a cause of a massive release in serotonin? we have lots of receptors in the stomach and I'm pretty sure that the release builds up gas.
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quagmire
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: psilosalvia] 1
#23974365 - 01/01/17 10:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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shitting while tripping is awesome fyi
maybe you are anal retentive? eat more?
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pineninja
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: quagmire]
#23974437 - 01/01/17 10:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know EXACTLY what your talking about OP......pity is you may have hit the flatulence crecendo moment of your life and knowing this may be too much to bear.
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: pineninja]
#23974665 - 01/02/17 12:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mushrooms often give me gnarly and painful gas. Seems to set in around the 2.5 - 3 hour mark, when the peak tapers off and things begin to quieten down.
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endogenous
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Quote:
wellniceglasses said: Jesus was a mushroom.
Jesus was a human. But God, (the "Father"), was Entheogens.
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endogenous
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: endogenous]
#23974846 - 01/02/17 01:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you sure the Mushrooms hadn't started to grow mold? Vegetables can go bad quickly within a few days.
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wellniceglasses
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: endogenous]
#23975168 - 01/02/17 06:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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pineninja said: I know EXACTLY what your talking about OP......pity is you may have hit the flatulence crecendo moment of your life and knowing this may be too much to bear.
Can you elaborate on this? Im in my late 20s
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endogenous said:
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wellniceglasses said: Jesus was a mushroom.
Jesus was a human. But God, (the "Father"), was Entheogens.
What sources you got for this? Im interested.
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endogenous said: Are you sure the Mushrooms hadn't started to grow mold? Vegetables can go bad quickly within a few days.
Dried, powdered, capsulated, tin foil covered, inside air tight jar, inside box, inside drawer. I do look em close to make sure each has the same brown color I remember, these were all from this seasonn. Doubt its got anynthing to do with that hopefully!
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quagmire
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: endogenous] 1
#23975634 - 01/02/17 10:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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endogenous said: Are you sure the Mushrooms hadn't started to grow mold? Vegetables can go bad quickly within a few days.
there is no reason to assume a mold would cause gas. Beano comes from mold.
mushrooms are made from chitin. just like the shell of an insect or lobster. They also contain a sugar called trehalose.
if you have trouble processing chitin because of low chitinase or insufficient lipids in your system, or if you lack the enzyme trehalase, you will get tummy aches from mushrooms.
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pineninja
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I get It aswell.....it was a poor attempt at a joke I'm sure you have many great farts ahead.
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endogenous
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wellniceglasses said:
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endogenous said:
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wellniceglasses said: Jesus was a mushroom.
Jesus was a human. But God, (the "Father"), was Entheogens.
What sources you got for this? Im interested.
It should be obvious just from reading the Bible passages, that Christ was a human.
He was a "Child of God"
St. John spoke of the way to become a Child of God:
"The real Light, which enlightens every person, was coming then into the world . They entered the world - the world which existed through Them, yet the world did not recognize Them; They came to what was Their own, yet Their own folk did not welcome Them. On those who have accepted Them, however, They have conferred the right of being Children of God, that is, on those who believe in Their Name, who owe this birth of theirs to God, not to human blood, nor to any impulse of the flesh or of humans. – St. John, 1, 9
So, by believing in the Name of God, (Entheogens), a person becomes a Child of God (Christ).
Or, take for example, the passage where Christ is talking to the disciples about God (the "Father"):
"(Christ said) I can do nothing of my own accord; I pass judgment on people as I am taught by God, and my judgment is just, because my aim in not my own will but the will of (Those) who sent me. -- St. John, 5, 30
This is a part from the Letter to the Hebrews (St. Paul): " Every high priest has been taken out of humankind and is appointed to act for humans in their relations with God, to offer gifts and sacrifices for sin; and so 2 he can sympathize with those who are ignorant or uncertain because he too lives in the limitations of weakness. 3 That is why he has to make sin offerings for himself as well as for the people. 4 No one takes this honour on himself, but each one is called by God. 5 Nor did Christ give himself the glory of becoming high priest, but he had it from the one who said to him: You are my son, today I have become your father, 6 and in another text: You are a priest of the order of Mechizedek, and for ever. " Hebrews, 5,1
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smellfarts
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Re: Holy Farting of God!!!! [Re: endogenous]
#23983000 - 01/05/17 02:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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God is made up of mostly farts.
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