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Crystal G



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You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal 1
#23974625 - 01/01/17 11:42 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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You can put in a request for any food you want, as many food items as you want. What would it be?
I would ask for a whole 2lb lobster made with Boiling Crab seasonings, geoduck sashimi, a live sea urchin, fatty tuna sushi, salmon belly sushi, salmon roe sushi, and yellowtail belly sushi, 2lb of steamed buttered New Zealand clams, and a small plate of KBBQ beef intestines and Kobe beef (or Matsuzaka beef) short ribs.
Edited by Crystal G (01/02/17 06:53 PM)
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23974628 - 01/01/17 11:43 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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I just want a huge plate of coconut shrimp and pineapple dipping sauce and a perfectly ripe avacado.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Tmethyl]
#23974634 - 01/01/17 11:46 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Marinated pork tacos Mexican style, black raspberry dark chocolate shake, jerk boneless wings, checkers/rally's fries, bacon cheeseburger, Mott sticks, and a shot of makers mark
Edit: white chocolate dipped pineapple with milk chocolate drizzle
Edited by van hatton (01/01/17 11:48 PM)
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] 5
#23974635 - 01/01/17 11:48 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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A cake with a file in it..
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Amanita86]
#23974646 - 01/01/17 11:53 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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I love seafood so it would be Shrimp and lobster
Mashed potatoes on the side, those biscuits they have at red lobster.
I always found the concept of a last meal to be really strange
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23974651 - 01/01/17 11:57 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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sarpa salpa and improperly prepared pufferfish sushi
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23974673 - 01/02/17 12:09 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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555,000 tacos... eat until i die.
get the last laugh.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Tmethyl]
#23974674 - 01/02/17 12:10 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Pancakes, a medium rare grass fed ribeye steak with a baked potatoe, broccoli, lobster tail, crab cake, coconut shrimp, a bratwurst, garlic bread, baked beans, fresh fruit medley, and loaded nachos. Might as well have a salad too, with avocado, heirloom tomatoes, and balsamic vinegar dressing. Cannolis and chocolate cake for dessert.
Do they let prisoners drink alcohol with their last meals? If so I want red wine, or maybe an IPA and scotch.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] 2
#23974720 - 01/02/17 12:40 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Bandeja paisa , It's traditional Colombian food .
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: psilynut]
#23974726 - 01/02/17 12:46 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Goat vindaloo curry and an endless supply of japati.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23974799 - 01/02/17 01:31 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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2 Parmesan Crusted Chicken breasts moist from butter basting,Bacon,Cheese, grilled onion,heirloom tomato,Sweet honey mustard,light mayo,French bread,butter lettuce & pickles(sweet,butter and dill) w/ poutine .3 cheese and carne Asada enchiladas/beans/rice.1 bean cheese carne chicken rice Burrito. 2 lbs brown sugar candied bacon. 3 different in n out cheese burgers. Peach tea, homemade black cherry soda, sweet tea,strawberry banana smoothie. Chicken fried steak with gravy and cheesy mashed spuds . And hibachi style shrimp,chicken and steak,homemade chow mein,fried rice and veggies . Have fun cleaning that up
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: PatrickKn] 6
#23974810 - 01/02/17 01:37 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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One BBQ'd Bald Eagle, fresh sea turtle soup from Micronesia, Deep-fried Dodo bird, baked Cheetah leg with a Strawberry Banana milkshake made with Taihian Vanilla Bean Ice Cream.
And maybe a slice of roasted human thigh cause Im kinda curious what human meat tastes like 
Also some sashimi and spicy ahi sushi would be dank too.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23974822 - 01/02/17 01:44 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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a big pot of tea made with mescaline, shrooms, opium, coca leaf and canna-milk
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Amanita86]
#23974826 - 01/02/17 01:47 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: A cake with a file in it..
you'll end up with a pretty shitty cake
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Connoisseur]
#23974837 - 01/02/17 01:54 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
Connoisseur said: a big pot of tea made with mescaline, shrooms, opium, coca leaf and canna-milk
That sounds like it would be a terrible trip, knowing that your death is scheduled. And I feel like it would amplify any of the pain that you get from either the electric chair or the lethal injection.
They need to bring back the firing range, I'd rather die via the firing squad.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23974851 - 01/02/17 02:01 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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it would be a mix of the ultimate pleasures and horrors known to (wo)man
its not for the faint of heart
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23975140 - 01/02/17 06:20 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Probably a good handle of rum or tequila with some quality beer chasers.
Also, what's the manner of death? Shot, injected, hung, zapped, shanked in the shower? That matters, too.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: vinsue]
#23975227 - 01/02/17 07:19 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Porter house steak. Mashed potatoes. 6 pack of double ipa
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Easyriding123]
#23975244 - 01/02/17 07:25 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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I would choose pizzer
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: vinsue]
#23975249 - 01/02/17 07:26 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Bring me the head ov Hatem Yavuz! Ideally that is.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Easyriding123]
#23975256 - 01/02/17 07:27 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Nothing.
I know my death is close, pleasuring my senses would be irrelevant and I would look forward to the release of death.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: daz01]
#23975261 - 01/02/17 07:28 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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And a slice of pizza
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Easyriding123] 1
#23975325 - 01/02/17 08:13 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Like I always say.
6 Double Big Mac combos.
They'll have a mess to clean up around the chair. Bastards.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Patlal]
#23975341 - 01/02/17 08:23 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Like I always say.
6 Double Big Mac combos.
They'll have a mess to clean up around the chair. Bastards.
When I used to work at McDonalds back in 1969 for all of 1.45 an hour, the big perk was to be able to eat all you could, but you got 15 minutes.
Once I ate 4 double cheeseburgers, one double hamburger, fries, a coke and a vanilla shake in the 15 minutes then right back to work. Thought I was going to die.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: LunarEclipse]
#23975343 - 01/02/17 08:26 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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pizza brownies
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23975396 - 01/02/17 08:51 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Probably sushi of assorted types, shrimp tempura, avocado maki, shiitake maki, cucumber maki, yellowtail snapper, chicken yakitori, enoki maki, fish tempura many types, and a bottle of nigori and spring water with lemon to wash it all down.
I like sushi a lot.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Lucis]
#23975640 - 01/02/17 10:36 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Steak and potatoes.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Adden] 2
#23975647 - 01/02/17 10:38 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Cold bag of Oscar Myer weiners
Can of Spam
Dry oatmeal
A loaf of stale rye bread
And nothing to drink
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Adden] 4
#23975652 - 01/02/17 10:39 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Wet pussy.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: LunarEclipse]
#23975692 - 01/02/17 10:51 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Suck a dude's dick.
Not just any, a very specific dick of a very specific dude.
2017 will be awesome.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: LunarEclipse]
#23975726 - 01/02/17 11:01 AM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
LunarEclipse said:
Once I ate 4 double cheeseburgers, one double hamburger, fries, a coke and a vanilla shake in the 15 minutes then right back to work. Thought I was going to die.

I think I'd just ask for some green tea, herbal wild rice, a spicy tofu curry and a blueberry and vegetable smoothie. Eating healthy to go meet the party in the sky!!
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Chakra Shock] 2
#23975988 - 01/02/17 12:23 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
Chakra Shock said:
Quote:
LunarEclipse said:
Once I ate 4 double cheeseburgers, one double hamburger, fries, a coke and a vanilla shake in the 15 minutes then right back to work. Thought I was going to die.

I think I'd just ask for some green tea, herbal wild rice, a spicy tofu curry and a blueberry and vegetable smoothie. Eating healthy to go meet the party in the sky!!
Youd ask for that at mcdonalds
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Chakra Shock]
#23976004 - 01/02/17 12:30 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Kobe beef with a loaded baked potato.
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Easyriding123
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: blueberry d]
#23976025 - 01/02/17 12:33 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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nice
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Asante] 2
#23976027 - 01/02/17 12:34 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Suck a dude's dick.
Not just any, a very specific dick of a very specific dude.
2017 will be awesome.
You want Seth Rogan's penis in your mouth as your last request in life?
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Easyriding123]
#23976047 - 01/02/17 12:40 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
Easyriding123 said:Quote:
I think I'd just ask for some green tea, herbal wild rice, a spicy tofu curry and a blueberry and vegetable smoothie. Eating healthy to go meet the party in the sky!!
Youd ask for that at mcdonalds
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Repertoire89]
#23976088 - 01/02/17 12:54 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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A birthday cake stuffed with those fancy get out of jail free cards.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: SARAtonin]
#23976132 - 01/02/17 01:11 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Abuela's famous chuchitos with chilaquiles, and a side dish of her awesome spaghetti. And one last hug from my mother. I know that last one doesn't count, but yeah... who wouldn't want to hug their mother one last time before they're executed?
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Prozac]
#23976175 - 01/02/17 01:25 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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pecan log
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Easyriding123]
#23976394 - 01/02/17 02:46 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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as much wok box as I can eat. (Asian food) and a huge glass of raspberry lemon tea.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Tmethyl]
#23976419 - 01/02/17 02:55 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Unagi- the eel sushi is my favorite meat on earth
I'd like it in all shapes sizes and forms with other assorted sushi n sashimi
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: LunarEclipse] 1
#23976420 - 01/02/17 02:56 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
LunarEclipse said: Wet pussy.
Sounds about right.
I hope to avoid making a last meal choice. Truth is we all will eat a last meal sometime. Hopefully not hospital food or nursing home crap.
How about a 6 pack of a favorite beer, teriyaki goat chops, sautéed baby Bella's, and truffle couscous with grilled asparagus.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Morel Guy]
#23976424 - 01/02/17 02:57 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Sounds good
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Easyriding123]
#23976475 - 01/02/17 03:09 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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some strange mix of foodstuffs and beverages that when combined in my stomach and hit with electricity would cause my body to explode.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: xzylocybin]
#23976478 - 01/02/17 03:11 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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How about Ernest goes to prison.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Morel Guy]
#23976674 - 01/02/17 04:31 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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One Mc Double Dressed like a Mac and perfectly seasoned with 100mg fentanyl.
Unless they lethal inject me with an opioid in that case I would like schnitzel, rouladen and gravy over spaetzle and a side of blaukraut.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: LunarEclipse]
#23976683 - 01/02/17 04:36 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
LunarEclipse said: Once I ate 4 double cheeseburgers, one double hamburger, fries, a coke and a vanilla shake in the 15 minutes then right back to work. Thought I was going to die.
Only 15 minutes?! Now I think you get a free meal but it's 30 minutes. I don't think the food amount is unlimited anymore though.
Every food place should be obligated to give at least one free meal to its employees on shift. Restaurants that make their employees pay to eat there are horrible!
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
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Dinner would be served in the following order with a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve 23 year old Kentucky straight bourbon. I'd drink from the bottle no glass necessary.
Geoduck clam sashimi
Prosciutto and melon
6 raw Kumamoto oysters with fresh ginger infused soy sauce
6 raw Golden Miyagi oysters with hog wash
Burrata cheese with aged balsamic and shredded basil over crostini
Beet salad with goat cheese and arugala
10oz bone in filet med rare with a side of grilled bone marrow
Yukon garlic mashed potates
1 pounds of king crab claws only
Salad consisting of cubed firm avocado, tomato, and cucumber. A little minced red onion serrano and whole cilantro leaves. Dressed with expensive extra virgin olive oil, salt & P
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Starstepper]
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Quote:
Starstepper said: Dinner would be served in the following order with a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve 23 year old Kentucky straight bourbon. I'd drink from the bottle no glass necessary.
Geoduck clam sashimi
Prosciutto and melon
6 raw Kumamoto oysters with fresh ginger infused soy sauce
6 raw Golden Miyagi oysters with hog wash
Burrata cheese with aged balsamic and shredded basil over crostini
Beet salad with goat cheese and arugala
10oz bone in filet med rare with a side of grilled bone marrow
Yukon garlic mashed potates
1 pounds of king crab claws only
Salad consisting of cubed firm avocado, tomato, and cucumber. A little minced red onion serrano and whole cilantro leaves. Dressed with expensive extra virgin olive oil, salt & P

I'd pay $300 to have that kind of full-course meal from a Michelin-star restaurant.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
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Good call on the Geoduck in your OP.
Top grade clam sashimi is so epic.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23977138 - 01/02/17 07:40 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Cup noodles
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Asante]
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Asante said: Suck a dude's dick.
That dick better be some genie dick which will grant me 3 wishes, cuz no dick crosses these lips without at least one wish, speaking of genies, that would be good hustle for some mystical being, he could be a really gay genie and get head from inmates while granting wishes, are genies gay, I mean I can't recall seeing a genie penis before but that Aladdin movie made me seriously question which way a genie swung, that big blue fucker seemed like he might get some Arabic schlong on the DL, could be wrong though.
Fucking genies, what's this thread about again, I am lost.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Lucis]
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So I looked into it, and the rules vary state to state, but there's generally a lot of restrictions. In Virginia you have to choose something from the normal menu rotation. In Florida you have a $40 limit. And almost everywhere no alcohol allowed.
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Who do I gotta brutally murder, decapitate and violate the corpse of to get a martini around here?
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Dr. P. Silocybin said: In Virginia you have to choose something from the normal menu rotation.
Now that's a rip off. Regular prison food for your last meal.
I was under the impression that you actually get to choose whatever you want to eat for your last meal. I guess that's just another Hollywood misconception.
When I was in jail the food was barely edible. I was going through opioid withdrawals and literally had to choke it down. A few of the people there were excited for the pasta. It was simply tomato paste over noodles with chicken that had the most horrible texture I have ever experienced. The fish they served tasted like it was boiled.
With this newfound information I think I'd simply opt for a cup of water that is actually cold and to get the execution done and over with.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Canadian Jesus]
#23977327 - 01/02/17 09:06 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Cup noodles for the win.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Starstepper]
#23977359 - 01/02/17 09:18 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Starstepper said: Good call on the Geoduck in your OP.
Top grade clam sashimi is so epic.
I've been able to find whole live geoduck at H Mart for only $9.99/lb. I get it every now and then and prepare the sashimi myself. It's too expensive nowadays getting it from restaurants, you pay $24 for one bite of that stuff.
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Dr. P. Silocybin said: So I looked into it, and the rules vary state to state, but there's generally a lot of restrictions. In Virginia you have to choose something from the normal menu rotation. In Florida you have a $40 limit. And almost everywhere no alcohol allowed. 
There was one state, I forget where it was, but they discontinued the "last meal" tradition, after one inmate ordered a ton of stuff and then refused to eat it. I would be sooooo pissed if I was an inmate there and I was on death row immediately after that guy.
I guess having a limit makes sense, though I think the limit should be $100 not $40. I mean it is their last meal before they are about to be executed.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Canadian Jesus]
#23977374 - 01/02/17 09:23 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Canadian Jesus said: Now that's a rip off. Regular prison food for your last meal.
I was under the impression that you actually get to choose whatever you want to eat for your last meal. I guess that's just another Hollywood misconception.
When I was in jail the food was barely edible. I was going through opioid withdrawals and literally had to choke it down. A few of the people there were excited for the pasta. It was simply tomato paste over noodles with chicken that had the most horrible texture I have ever experienced. The fish they served tasted like it was boiled.
With this newfound information I think I'd simply opt for a cup of water that is actually cold and to get the execution done and over with.
In some states you do get to choose the last meal. I heard jail food is horrible though, my roommate was telling me for lunch every day he got a sandwich with shitty sliced bread and a piece of disgusting bologna in it, and there was no lettuce or tomato or mustard or any condiments, just bologna in between two pieces of bread.
Also I found out the state I was referring to was Texas.
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In Florida, last meals can be purchased from local restaurants, but can’t cost more than $40. And Texas stopped granting last meal privileges in 2011 after an inmate about to be excuted requested (and got) an over-the-top 3,500-calorie repast.
Considering that options are generally limited, most inmates request cheeseburgers, fries, steak, fried chicken, pie, and other easily accessible comfort foods. Some requests go a little overboard: In that Texas case, convicted white supremacist murderer Lawrence Russell Brewer put in his order for two chicken-fried steaks, one pound of barbecued meat, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a meat-lover's pizza, three fajitas, an omelette, a bowl of okra, one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream, some peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and three root beers — and the request was granted.
And in 2012, Gary “The Butcher” Carl Simmons requested one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni; another pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage; 10 eight-ounce packs of Parmesan cheese; 10 eight-ounce packs of ranch dressing; one family-size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor; eight ounces of jalapeño nacho cheese; four ounces of sliced jalapeños; two large strawberry shakes; two 20-ounce cherry Cokes; one super-size order of McDonald’s fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise; and two pints of strawberry ice cream…He was able to eat about half of it.
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/02/26/what-did-worlds-most-notorious-criminals-request-for-their-last-meals.html
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] 1
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Unborn fetus, raw. I don't know what I did to get onto death row, but I'd imagine it was some sort of heinous act of torture, followed by rape, murder, and cannabalism. So, I got an image to keep up. Unborn fetus it is.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23977379 - 01/02/17 09:26 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Anything that involves a metal fork and knife to cut the food with so I could stab the prison guards and escape
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23977380 - 01/02/17 09:26 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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This is what famous serial killers have ordered for their last meals
10. GARY GILMORE, UTAH, 1977-- The alpha. The first person executed when the death penalty was reinstated. Hamburger, eggs, potatoes and contraband bourbon. Happy about winning his legal battle for immediate execution, Gilmore spent his last evening dancing with relatives and tossing back a few mini-bottles of smuggled bourbon.
9. THOMAS GRASSO, OKLAHOMA, 1995-- The signature meal in "Last Suppers". Mr. Grasso devoured a dozen steamed mussels, a Burger King double cheeseburger with mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato, a can of Franco-American spaghetti with meatballs, a mango, half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, and a strawberry milkshake. But, there was a problem. Mr. Grasso had been served spaghetti and meatballs, but had actually requested Spaghetti-O's. He did not take this slight lightly, his last words included this complaint, "I did not get my Spaghetti-O's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this!"
8. TED BUNDY, FLORIDA, 1989-- The scourge of Chi-O's across America, Bundy didn't eat a special last meal. His dinner the night before was a burrito and Mexican rice.
7. EVERYONE LOVES CANDY! GERALD MITCHELL, TEXAS, 2001 -- one bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers & LEWIS GILBERT, OKLAHOMA, 2003-- a half-gallon of vanilla ice cream, a box of assorted cones and a box of Whoppers.
6. TIMOTHY MCVEIGH, THE FEDS, 2001 -- 2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Federal criminals are limited to a frugal $20 tab for their last meal requests. During the time leading up to his execution, the radical, self-serving, asinine, propagandizing, deluded animal rights group, PETA, spent time corresponding with McVeigh, imploring him to order a meatless last meal.
5. THE IDEALISTS--ROBERT MADDEN, TEXAS, 1997-- He asked that his final meal be provided to a homeless person. His request was denied. & ODELL BARNES, JR., TEXAS, 2000--Justice, Equality, World Peace. His request was denied.
4. AILEEN WUORNOS, FLORIDA, 2002-- One from the softer side of death row. Wuornos didn't order a last meal and skipped the regular fare of barbecued chicken, mashed potatoes, apple crisp and tea but had a cup of coffee about 12:30 a.m. Instead, ate a hamburger and other snack food from the prison's canteen. Later, she drank a cup of coffee. Her story has been portrayed in two movies, three books and an opera.
3. WALTER LAGRAND, ARIZONA, 1999-- LaGrand asked for six fried eggs, 16 strips of bacon, one large serving of hash browns, a pint of pineapple sherbet, a breakfast steak, a cup of ice, 7-Up, Dr Pepper, Coke, hot sauce, coffee, two sugar packs. And, as a final item: four Rolaids.
2. JOHN WAYNE GACY, ILLINOIS, 1994-- Kentucky Fried Chicken, fried shrimp, french fries, strawberries and Diet Coke. Once you get the Colonel's recipe of secret herbs and spices in your blood, it's pretty tough to shake. Gacy, the killer of at least 33 young men, was a former manager of a KFC.
1. ROBERT BUELL, OHIO, 2002--A single black, unpitted olive. Actually, Buell was paying homage to to Victor Ferguer, the last prisoner executed by the federal government until Timothy McVeigh. Ferguer was hanged in 1963. His last meal--an olive with the pit still in it. He told prison officials that he hoped it would sprout from his body an olive tree -- a sign of peace. Ferguer's body was unclaimed by family and was quickly taken away by a funeral home after the execution and buried. His unmarked grave in a barren corner of a public cemetery bears no olive tree.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23977386 - 01/02/17 09:30 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Canadian Jesus said: Now that's a rip off. Regular prison food for your last meal.
I was under the impression that you actually get to choose whatever you want to eat for your last meal. I guess that's just another Hollywood misconception.
When I was in jail the food was barely edible. I was going through opioid withdrawals and literally had to choke it down. A few of the people there were excited for the pasta. It was simply tomato paste over noodles with chicken that had the most horrible texture I have ever experienced. The fish they served tasted like it was boiled.
With this newfound information I think I'd simply opt for a cup of water that is actually cold and to get the execution done and over with.
In some states you do get to choose the last meal. I heard jail food is horrible though, my roommate was telling me for lunch every day he got a sandwich with shitty sliced bread and a piece of disgusting bologna in it, and there was no lettuce or tomato or mustard or any condiments, just bologna in between two pieces of bread.
Also I found out the state I was referring to was Texas.
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In Florida, last meals can be purchased from local restaurants, but can’t cost more than $40. And Texas stopped granting last meal privileges in 2011 after an inmate about to be excuted requested (and got) an over-the-top 3,500-calorie repast.
Considering that options are generally limited, most inmates request cheeseburgers, fries, steak, fried chicken, pie, and other easily accessible comfort foods. Some requests go a little overboard: In that Texas case, convicted white supremacist murderer Lawrence Russell Brewer put in his order for two chicken-fried steaks, one pound of barbecued meat, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a meat-lover's pizza, three fajitas, an omelette, a bowl of okra, one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream, some peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and three root beers — and the request was granted.
And in 2012, Gary “The Butcher” Carl Simmons requested one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni; another pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage; 10 eight-ounce packs of Parmesan cheese; 10 eight-ounce packs of ranch dressing; one family-size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor; eight ounces of jalapeño nacho cheese; four ounces of sliced jalapeños; two large strawberry shakes; two 20-ounce cherry Cokes; one super-size order of McDonald’s fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise; and two pints of strawberry ice cream…He was able to eat about half of it.
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/02/26/what-did-worlds-most-notorious-criminals-request-for-their-last-meals.html
I just got out of jail, the food sucks but they give you more than just shittt sandwiches I would have to guess somewhere around 2200 calories a day. Then you supplement withyour ccommissary
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23977407 - 01/02/17 09:43 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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A grass-fed t bone steak fryed medium rare, a copper river salmon filet, waffle cut french fries with cole slaw, a tall root beer, mdma, a few fat nugs of lemon sour diesel and a bong full of water with ice cubes in it, lsd, psilocybe cyanescense, vanilla ice cream scooped into another tall locally brewed rootbeer, dmt hcl and a tooter, a bowl of ramen with charred duck breast and tonkatsu.
and an sks so I can rape pigs in a hailstorm of 7.62
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: czech]
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Nice
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: czech]
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I would have 10 lbs of Alaskan king crab legs and melted butter, 3 bottles of pliney the elder IPA, and a pack of cigarettes (even though i dont smoke, wtf not if youre dying right?)
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23977510 - 01/02/17 10:26 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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"..and four Rolaids."
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Mandarinfish]
#23977823 - 01/03/17 01:23 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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A porter house steak cooked medium well with fried onions and mushrooms and bearnaise on the side Classic double from Wendys and while they're there they might as well grab me a frosty too for dessert Fries supreme from Tacobell Palak Paneer with basmati A piece of fried chicken Fries and mayo, not from Wendys cause their fries suck.
If beers are allowed.. 24 of corona and don't forget the limes bitch!!
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Obsesshroom] 1
#23977836 - 01/03/17 01:32 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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a porterhouse medium well...
murderer!
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: rackem]
#23977876 - 01/03/17 02:11 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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A placenta.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23980343 - 01/04/17 12:00 AM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: I would choose pizzer
what kind?
I would go for alfredo pizza or pesto pizza myself. Spinage pizza is tasty too.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
#23980988 - 01/04/17 10:15 AM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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An oz. of liberty caps would set the mood nicely for sweet death by the state.
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Reprobate420]
#23981015 - 01/04/17 10:25 AM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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10 kilo of fresh blueberrys
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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: rackem]
#23981187 - 01/04/17 11:48 AM (7 years, 26 days ago) |
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rackem said: 555,000 tacos... eat until i die.
get the last laugh.
i almost choked on a pancake when i was just a kid, maybe u can ask for pancakes and choke urself out..
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