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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23977379 - 01/02/17 09:26 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Anything that involves a metal fork and knife to cut the food with so I could stab the prison guards and escape


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23977380 - 01/02/17 09:26 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

This is what famous serial killers have ordered for their last meals

10. GARY GILMORE, UTAH, 1977-- The alpha. The first person executed when the death penalty was reinstated. Hamburger, eggs, potatoes and contraband bourbon. Happy about winning his legal battle for immediate execution, Gilmore spent his last evening dancing with relatives and tossing back a few mini-bottles of smuggled bourbon.

9. THOMAS GRASSO, OKLAHOMA, 1995-- The signature meal in "Last Suppers". Mr. Grasso devoured a dozen steamed mussels, a Burger King double cheeseburger with mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato, a can of Franco-American spaghetti with meatballs, a mango, half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, and a strawberry milkshake. But, there was a problem. Mr. Grasso had been served spaghetti and meatballs, but had actually requested Spaghetti-O's. He did not take this slight lightly, his last words included this complaint, "I did not get my Spaghetti-O's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this!"

8. TED BUNDY, FLORIDA, 1989-- The scourge of Chi-O's across America, Bundy didn't eat a special last meal. His dinner the night before was a burrito and Mexican rice.

7. EVERYONE LOVES CANDY! GERALD MITCHELL, TEXAS, 2001 -- one bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers & LEWIS GILBERT, OKLAHOMA, 2003-- a half-gallon of vanilla ice cream, a box of assorted cones and a box of Whoppers.

6. TIMOTHY MCVEIGH, THE FEDS, 2001 -- 2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Federal criminals are limited to a frugal $20 tab for their last meal requests. During the time leading up to his execution, the radical, self-serving, asinine, propagandizing, deluded animal rights group, PETA, spent time corresponding with McVeigh, imploring him to order a meatless last meal.


5. THE IDEALISTS--ROBERT MADDEN, TEXAS, 1997-- He asked that his final meal be provided to a homeless person. His request was denied. & ODELL BARNES, JR., TEXAS, 2000--Justice, Equality, World Peace. His request was denied.


4. AILEEN WUORNOS, FLORIDA, 2002-- One from the softer side of death row. Wuornos didn't order a last meal and skipped the regular fare of barbecued chicken, mashed potatoes, apple crisp and tea but had a cup of coffee about 12:30 a.m. Instead, ate a hamburger and other snack food from the prison's canteen. Later, she drank a cup of coffee. Her story has been portrayed in two movies, three books and an opera.

3. WALTER LAGRAND, ARIZONA, 1999-- LaGrand asked for six fried eggs, 16 strips of bacon, one large serving of hash browns, a pint of pineapple sherbet, a breakfast steak, a cup of ice, 7-Up, Dr Pepper, Coke, hot sauce, coffee, two sugar packs. And, as a final item: four Rolaids.


2. JOHN WAYNE GACY, ILLINOIS, 1994-- Kentucky Fried Chicken, fried shrimp, french fries, strawberries and Diet Coke. Once you get the Colonel's recipe of secret herbs and spices in your blood, it's pretty tough to shake. Gacy, the killer of at least 33 young men, was a former manager of a KFC.

1. ROBERT BUELL, OHIO, 2002--A single black, unpitted olive. Actually, Buell was paying homage to to Victor Ferguer, the last prisoner executed by the federal government until Timothy McVeigh. Ferguer was hanged in 1963. His last meal--an olive with the pit still in it. He told prison officials that he hoped it would sprout from his body an olive tree -- a sign of peace. Ferguer's body was unclaimed by family and was quickly taken away by a funeral home after the execution and buried. His unmarked grave in a barren corner of a public cemetery bears no olive tree.



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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
    #23977386 - 01/02/17 09:30 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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Canadian Jesus said:
Now that's a rip off. Regular prison food for your last meal.:thumbdown:

I was under the impression that you actually get to choose whatever you want to eat for your last meal. I guess that's just another Hollywood misconception.

When I was in jail the food was barely edible. I was going through opioid withdrawals and literally had to choke it down. A few of the people there were excited for the pasta. It was simply tomato paste over noodles with chicken that had the most horrible texture I have ever experienced. The fish they served tasted like it was boiled.

With this newfound information I think I'd simply opt for a cup of water that is actually cold and to get the execution done and over with.




In some states you do get to choose the last meal. I heard jail food is horrible though, my roommate was telling me for lunch every day he got a sandwich with shitty sliced bread and a piece of disgusting bologna in it, and there was no lettuce or tomato or mustard or any condiments, just bologna in between two pieces of bread.

Also I found out the state I was referring to was Texas.

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In Florida, last meals can be purchased from local restaurants, but can’t cost more than $40. And Texas stopped granting last meal privileges in 2011 after an inmate about to be excuted requested (and got) an over-the-top 3,500-calorie repast.

Considering that options are generally limited, most inmates request cheeseburgers, fries, steak, fried chicken, pie, and other easily accessible comfort foods. Some requests go a little overboard: In that Texas case, convicted white supremacist murderer Lawrence Russell Brewer put in his order for two chicken-fried steaks, one pound of barbecued meat, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a meat-lover's pizza, three fajitas, an omelette, a bowl of okra, one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream, some peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and three root beers — and the request was granted.

And in 2012, Gary “The Butcher” Carl Simmons requested one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni; another pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage; 10 eight-ounce packs of Parmesan cheese; 10 eight-ounce packs of ranch dressing; one family-size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor; eight ounces of jalapeño nacho cheese; four ounces of sliced jalapeños; two large strawberry shakes; two 20-ounce cherry Cokes; one super-size order of McDonald’s fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise; and two pints of strawberry ice cream…He was able to eat about half of it.




http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/02/26/what-did-worlds-most-notorious-criminals-request-for-their-last-meals.html





I just got out of jail,  the food sucks but they give you more than just shittt sandwiches I would have to guess somewhere around 2200 calories a day.  Then you supplement withyour ccommissary


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23977407 - 01/02/17 09:43 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

A grass-fed t bone steak fryed medium rare, a copper river salmon filet, waffle cut french fries with cole slaw, a tall root beer, mdma, a few fat nugs of lemon sour diesel and a bong full of water with ice cubes in it, lsd, psilocybe cyanescense, vanilla ice cream scooped into another tall locally brewed rootbeer, dmt hcl and a tooter, a bowl of ramen with charred duck breast and tonkatsu.

and an sks so I can rape pigs in a hailstorm of 7.62



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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: czech]
    #23977428 - 01/02/17 09:52 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Nice


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: czech]
    #23977432 - 01/02/17 09:53 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

I would have 10 lbs of Alaskan king crab legs and melted butter, 3 bottles of pliney the elder IPA, and a pack of cigarettes (even though i dont smoke, wtf not if youre dying right?)


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
    #23977510 - 01/02/17 10:26 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

"..and four Rolaids." :lol:


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
    #23977690 - 01/02/17 11:53 PM (7 years, 27 days ago)

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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/17/20 09:30 PM)


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Mandarinfish]
    #23977823 - 01/03/17 01:23 AM (7 years, 27 days ago)

A porter house steak cooked medium well with fried onions and mushrooms and bearnaise on the side
Classic double from Wendys and while they're there they might as well grab me a frosty too for dessert
Fries supreme from Tacobell
Palak Paneer with basmati
A piece of fried chicken
Fries and mayo, not from Wendys cause their fries suck.

If beers are allowed.. 24 of corona and don't forget the limes bitch!!


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Obsesshroom] * 1
    #23977836 - 01/03/17 01:32 AM (7 years, 27 days ago)

a porterhouse medium well...

murderer!


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: rackem]
    #23977876 - 01/03/17 02:11 AM (7 years, 27 days ago)

A placenta.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23980343 - 01/04/17 12:00 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

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I would choose pizzer




what kind?

I would go for alfredo pizza or pesto pizza myself. Spinage pizza is tasty too.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
    #23980988 - 01/04/17 10:15 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

An oz. of liberty caps would set the mood nicely for sweet death by the state. :mushroom2:


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Reprobate420]
    #23981015 - 01/04/17 10:25 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

10 kilo of fresh blueberrys


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: rackem]
    #23981187 - 01/04/17 11:48 AM (7 years, 26 days ago)

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555,000 tacos... eat until i die.

get the last laugh.




i almost choked on a pancake when i was just a kid, maybe u can ask for pancakes and choke urself out..


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