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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23976419 - 01/02/17 02:55 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Unagi- the eel sushi is my favorite meat on earth

I'd like it in all shapes sizes and forms with other assorted sushi n sashimi


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: LunarEclipse] * 1
    #23976420 - 01/02/17 02:56 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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LunarEclipse said:
Wet pussy.




Sounds about right.

I hope to avoid making a last meal choice.  Truth is we all will eat a last meal sometime.  Hopefully not hospital food or nursing home crap.

How about a 6 pack of a favorite beer, teriyaki goat chops, sautéed baby Bella's, and truffle couscous with grilled asparagus.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23976424 - 01/02/17 02:57 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Sounds good


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Easyriding123]
    #23976475 - 01/02/17 03:09 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

some strange mix of foodstuffs and beverages that when combined in my stomach and hit with electricity would cause my body to explode.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: xzylocybin]
    #23976478 - 01/02/17 03:11 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

How about Ernest goes to prison.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23976674 - 01/02/17 04:31 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

One Mc Double Dressed like a Mac and perfectly seasoned with 100mg fentanyl.

Unless they lethal inject me with an opioid in that case I would like schnitzel, rouladen and gravy over spaetzle and a side of blaukraut.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #23976683 - 01/02/17 04:36 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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Once I ate 4 double cheeseburgers, one double hamburger, fries, a coke and a vanilla shake in the 15 minutes then right back to work.  Thought I was going to die.




Only 15 minutes?! Now I think you get a free meal but it's 30 minutes. I don't think the food amount is unlimited anymore though.

Every food place should be obligated to give at least one free meal to its employees on shift. Restaurants that make their employees pay to eat there are horrible!


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
    #23976881 - 01/02/17 05:52 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Dinner would be served in the following order with a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve 23 year old Kentucky straight bourbon. I'd drink from the bottle no glass necessary.

Geoduck clam sashimi

Prosciutto and melon

6 raw Kumamoto oysters with fresh ginger infused soy sauce

6 raw Golden Miyagi oysters with hog wash

Burrata cheese with aged balsamic and shredded basil over crostini

Beet salad with goat cheese and arugala

10oz bone in filet med rare with a side of grilled bone marrow

Yukon garlic mashed potates

1 pounds of king crab claws only

Salad consisting of cubed firm avocado, tomato, and cucumber. A little minced red onion serrano and whole cilantro leaves. Dressed with expensive extra virgin olive oil, salt & P

:nomnomnom:


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Starstepper]
    #23977011 - 01/02/17 06:52 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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Dinner would be served in the following order with a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve 23 year old Kentucky straight bourbon. I'd drink from the bottle no glass necessary.

Geoduck clam sashimi

Prosciutto and melon

6 raw Kumamoto oysters with fresh ginger infused soy sauce

6 raw Golden Miyagi oysters with hog wash

Burrata cheese with aged balsamic and shredded basil over crostini

Beet salad with goat cheese and arugala

10oz bone in filet med rare with a side of grilled bone marrow

Yukon garlic mashed potates

1 pounds of king crab claws only

Salad consisting of cubed firm avocado, tomato, and cucumber. A little minced red onion serrano and whole cilantro leaves. Dressed with expensive extra virgin olive oil, salt & P

:nomnomnom:




I'd pay $300 to have that kind of full-course meal from a Michelin-star restaurant.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
    #23977130 - 01/02/17 07:39 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Good call on the Geoduck in your OP.

Top grade clam sashimi is so epic.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G]
    #23977138 - 01/02/17 07:40 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Cup noodles


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Asante]
    #23977155 - 01/02/17 07:48 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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Asante said:
Suck a dude's dick.






That dick better be some genie dick which will grant me 3 wishes, cuz no dick crosses these lips without at least one wish, speaking of genies, that would be good hustle for some mystical being, he could be a really gay genie and get head from inmates while granting wishes, are genies gay, I mean I can't recall seeing a genie penis before but that Aladdin movie made me seriously question which way a genie swung, that big blue fucker seemed like he might get some Arabic schlong on the DL, could be wrong though.

Fucking genies, what's this thread about again, I am lost.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Lucis]
    #23977198 - 01/02/17 08:07 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

So I looked into it, and the rules vary state to state, but there's generally a lot of restrictions. In Virginia you have to choose something from the normal menu rotation. In Florida you have a $40 limit. And almost everywhere no alcohol allowed. :mad2:


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin] * 2
    #23977234 - 01/02/17 08:24 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Who do I gotta brutally murder, decapitate and violate the corpse of to get a martini around here?


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin] * 1
    #23977270 - 01/02/17 08:39 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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In Virginia you have to choose something from the normal menu rotation.:mad2:




Now that's a rip off. Regular prison food for your last meal.:thumbdown:

I was under the impression that you actually get to choose whatever you want to eat for your last meal. I guess that's just another Hollywood misconception.

When I was in jail the food was barely edible. I was going through opioid withdrawals and literally had to choke it down. A few of the people there were excited for the pasta. It was simply tomato paste over noodles with chicken that had the most horrible texture I have ever experienced. The fish they served tasted like it was boiled.

With this newfound information I think I'd simply opt for a cup of water that is actually cold and to get the execution done and over with.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23977327 - 01/02/17 09:06 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Cup noodles for the win.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Starstepper]
    #23977359 - 01/02/17 09:18 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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Good call on the Geoduck in your OP.

Top grade clam sashimi is so epic.




I've been able to find whole live geoduck at H Mart for only $9.99/lb. I get it every now and then and prepare the sashimi myself. It's too expensive nowadays getting it from restaurants, you pay $24 for one bite of that stuff.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #23977366 - 01/02/17 09:20 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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So I looked into it, and the rules vary state to state, but there's generally a lot of restrictions. In Virginia you have to choose something from the normal menu rotation. In Florida you have a $40 limit. And almost everywhere no alcohol allowed. :mad2:




There was one state, I forget where it was, but they discontinued the "last meal" tradition, after one inmate ordered a ton of stuff and then refused to eat it. I would be sooooo pissed if I was an inmate there and I was on death row immediately after that guy.

I guess having a limit makes sense, though I think the limit should be $100 not $40. I mean it is their last meal before they are about to be executed.


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23977374 - 01/02/17 09:23 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

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Canadian Jesus said:
Now that's a rip off. Regular prison food for your last meal.:thumbdown:

I was under the impression that you actually get to choose whatever you want to eat for your last meal. I guess that's just another Hollywood misconception.

When I was in jail the food was barely edible. I was going through opioid withdrawals and literally had to choke it down. A few of the people there were excited for the pasta. It was simply tomato paste over noodles with chicken that had the most horrible texture I have ever experienced. The fish they served tasted like it was boiled.

With this newfound information I think I'd simply opt for a cup of water that is actually cold and to get the execution done and over with.




In some states you do get to choose the last meal. I heard jail food is horrible though, my roommate was telling me for lunch every day he got a sandwich with shitty sliced bread and a piece of disgusting bologna in it, and there was no lettuce or tomato or mustard or any condiments, just bologna in between two pieces of bread.

Also I found out the state I was referring to was Texas.

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In Florida, last meals can be purchased from local restaurants, but can’t cost more than $40. And Texas stopped granting last meal privileges in 2011 after an inmate about to be excuted requested (and got) an over-the-top 3,500-calorie repast.

Considering that options are generally limited, most inmates request cheeseburgers, fries, steak, fried chicken, pie, and other easily accessible comfort foods. Some requests go a little overboard: In that Texas case, convicted white supremacist murderer Lawrence Russell Brewer put in his order for two chicken-fried steaks, one pound of barbecued meat, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a meat-lover's pizza, three fajitas, an omelette, a bowl of okra, one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream, some peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and three root beers — and the request was granted.

And in 2012, Gary “The Butcher” Carl Simmons requested one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni; another pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage; 10 eight-ounce packs of Parmesan cheese; 10 eight-ounce packs of ranch dressing; one family-size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor; eight ounces of jalapeño nacho cheese; four ounces of sliced jalapeños; two large strawberry shakes; two 20-ounce cherry Cokes; one super-size order of McDonald’s fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise; and two pints of strawberry ice cream…He was able to eat about half of it.




http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/02/26/what-did-worlds-most-notorious-criminals-request-for-their-last-meals.html


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Re: You're In Prison and It's Your Last Meal [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23977378 - 01/02/17 09:25 PM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Unborn fetus, raw. I don't know what I did to get onto death row, but I'd imagine it was some sort of heinous act of torture, followed by rape, murder, and cannabalism. So, I got an image to keep up. Unborn fetus it is.


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