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InvisibleSheekle
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I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!!
    #23972136 - 01/01/17 12:21 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Does the letter F look like a C to you? Well then why the BEEP is feisty spelt the way that it is?

THE I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C RULE IS A FRAUD ITS A FUCKIN SCAM ITS A BLATANT LIE

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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #23972155 - 01/01/17 12:32 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

I agree, English is dumb


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #23972158 - 01/01/17 12:34 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Most of the technical points in english studies are worthless


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #23972171 - 01/01/17 12:47 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

That rule is for words with the "eee" sound.


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23972188 - 01/01/17 01:00 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

I've heard that English is the most difficult secondary language to learn. Wouldn't surprise me with rules like this one.


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: aZombie] * 1
    #23972231 - 01/01/17 01:33 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Sheekle's on acid and tripping about the english language.


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Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #23972345 - 01/01/17 04:40 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

I noticed :wink:


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #23972352 - 01/01/17 05:04 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

:wtfsonic:

It makes no logic!


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #23972393 - 01/01/17 06:39 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Weird science.


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23972438 - 01/01/17 07:45 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Does F come before U?


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Patlal]
    #23972484 - 01/01/17 08:26 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Breakthrough


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: koods]
    #23972933 - 01/01/17 12:43 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

koods said:
That rule is for words with the "eee" sound.




My first name is Keith. I am a natural outlaw.


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23972943 - 01/01/17 12:46 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
Quote:

koods said:
That rule is for words with the "eee" sound.




My first name is Keith. I am a natural outlaw.




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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23972950 - 01/01/17 12:49 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

THATS BECAUSE THE FUCKING RULE IS I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C OR WHEN SOUNDED AS A AS IN NEIGHBOR OR WEIGH

then there are still exceptions for "their," "heir," and "sleigh," but not "species" or "seize." and numerous others, for those you just need to learn how to spell.

Here is the accurate one

At the end of a word if you find silent e,
Then throw it away, -- for there it can't be
When an affix you add with a vowel commencing;
Thus "rogue" will make "roguish," and "fence" will make "fencing";
But if able or ous follow soft c or g,
Then, "change" you make "changeable", keeping the e.

Not catchy, but accurate.

Or the more modern,

I before e, except after c
Or when sounded as 'a' as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh'
Unless the 'c' is part of a 'sh' sound as in 'glacier'
Or it appears in comparatives and superlatives like 'fancier'
And also except when the vowels are sounded as 'e' as in 'seize'
Or 'i' as in 'height'
Or also in '-ing' inflections ending in '-e' as in 'cueing'
Or in compound words as in 'albeit'
Or occasionally in technical words with strong etymological links to their parent languages as in 'cuneiform'
Or in other numerous and random exceptions such as 'science', 'forfeit', and 'weird'.

Jesus sheekle, L2English noob


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #23972954 - 01/01/17 12:51 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti


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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #23972993 - 01/01/17 01:07 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black
Got a little lady ... walk the street
Tellin' all the boy that she cain't be beat
Twenny dollah bill ( I can set you straight )
Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late
Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
Standin' on the porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell

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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23973004 - 01/01/17 01:10 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black
Got a little lady ... walk the street
Tellin' all the boy that she cain't be beat
Twenny dollah bill ( I can set you straight )
Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late
Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
Standin' on the porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell

Hot meat
Hot rats
Hot cats
Hot ritz
Hot roots
Hot soots

Hot meat
Hot rats
Hot cats
Hot zitz
Hot roots
Hot soots




Hi Willie~



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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #23973021 - 01/01/17 01:16 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Sup Buddy



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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23973045 - 01/01/17 01:24 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Brown Out.



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Re: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C IS NOT TRUE!!! [Re: koods]
    #23973202 - 01/01/17 02:33 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
THATS BECAUSE THE FUCKING RULE IS I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C OR WHEN SOUNDED AS A AS IN NEIGHBOR OR WEIGH

Jesus sheekle, L2English noob





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koods said:
That rule is for words with the "eee" sound.




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