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OfflineYoung Buck


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Need help with training my cat to sit
    #23970388 - 12/31/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

help pls


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck] * 2
    #23970401 - 12/31/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Every post you've made is about getting around drug tests.

You're in a sober living home for obvious reasons.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: shadyy]
    #23970403 - 12/31/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

I have a fucked up ankle from motocross and it helps the pain while not affecting my life negatively


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck] * 1
    #23970404 - 12/31/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

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The lab is Lab USA Inc based out of haverhill, MA. Im goin to wipe this post after i get an answer im happy with...if i do at all.

Yes, i understand i can just go on their site and look and i have...and didnt see 7-OH or anything related to kratom listed unlike other labs...though if my employer was to list "research chemicals" and "k-2 spice" in the section where it lists "additional test requests:" do you think that would cause a pop? Kratom is neither of these but maybe to them kratom is one? Hopefully the lab isnt that retarded to think that but fuck you never know. I have




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OfflineYoung Buck


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: 404]
    #23970410 - 12/31/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Good job, be a part of the reason this helpful plant gets banned.


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OfflineYoung Buck


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck]
    #23970434 - 12/31/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

I wish you would edit your post because it shows up if you google the lab and kratom next to eachother. Thats totally and completely fucked up, you do realize it helps people right? Maybe if i was poppin an unknown rc opiate but im not so its like are you for fucking real?

You guys have been completely unhelpful. The pain has been getting so much worse lately eventually im going to need some help and id at least like to know not to before i use some. this guy who fixed my ankle did a botched job to me and a few others and before any of us who he fucked up could do anything about it he flew the coup to a different country. Now im left with either getting a replacement ankle or a fusion, both of which suck cuz fusion if it doesnt go well can leave you worse off than you were before. Was gonna fork out s lot of money to be a guinea pig for stem cell at uconn but the guy on the list before me hasnt seen shit for progress and its been a good little while. So in the meantime some real help and not this bullshit would be nice.

I used heroin to kill the pain and get high and then get addicted...kratom i can use when i need to without developing a physical/mental addiction to...whatever b.


Edited by Young Buck (12/31/16 11:21 AM)


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck]
    #23970444 - 12/31/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

You seem very paranoid. My post isn't likely going to end up with kratom being tested for outright. besides, when and if that happens it will only have been a matter of time anyway.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: 404]
    #23970455 - 12/31/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

No but if one of the million rehabs in the area (MA has the highest OD rate in the country) decide to look into this lab and google kratom next to the name and see this post which stands out like a motherfucker and calls them mentioning the post who knows what the fuck could happen if they connect the dots with what i wrote. I dont want to lose my place. Thankfully it only stays in the urine two days max but still iwish you would see the point.

And what i mean by helping get the plant get banned, your reaction to what i wrote makes it outright look like a problematic plant. Anyone in any form of enforcement reads this you helped contribute to the newfound mindset they have on it and its sad because kratom never caused anyone to OD or die. If even one person started thinking that way its shitty. With all the legislation coming against kratom over bullshit we need everyone on board with understanding this plant and IMO shromery is fairly popular of a board, especially the pub. But yeah maybe now im taking this overboard but i wish you would edit your post so theres no connection to me because thats real shitty on your part.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck] * 2
    #23970463 - 12/31/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

In your other thread you just wanted to use it occasionally along with some psychs.

Now you have a medical condition and need it for pain relief.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: shadyy]
    #23970477 - 12/31/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Do i have to explain myself out compeltely the first time? I didnt think people would be so anal about those two of all things. I have pain which kratom helps without causing any issues at all for me and i enjoy taking psychedelics in small amounts and meditating. So fucking what, its not like im trying to eat ten strips, tear my clothes off and storm down the street yelling colors. I have a brain and i know how to use sht responsibly, sad others had to ruin it for me but thats life. What i CANNOT use responsibly is heroin, just to clarify.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck]
    #23970484 - 12/31/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

If you checked yourself into a sober living home, you should probably stick with it until it's over at the very least. There is a good reason you went, no? I mean, you could have just gotten an apartment on your own, but you chose differently, or someone helped choose for you. Maybe embrace the "suck" of sobriety for a bit until you can appreciate it?

I doubt they test for kratom btw (don't take my word for it though - they might, I've just not heard of it), just seems counter-intuitive. If you still have a opioid habit when you leave, and heroin is available when kratom isn't, you will have temptations.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23970500 - 12/31/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

I put myself in here because i know frequent drug tests will completely kill all of that side of me that says "yeahhh maybe tonight i can just sniff a bag or two of H and ill just try to control it and not use again for a long time after that". I put myself in here because i need to finish college and my grades have fluctuated big time completely based on my addiction to opiates. Ill be doing so well and then pick up, get hooked and fall off. Everytime i got clean it would be with kratom and then i could stop using the kratom and not need anything sometimes for 2-3 weeks.

I work as a line cook and im on my feet all day in shitty non-slip shoes, even with dr scholls my ankle hurts horribly so much some days i have to sit down which when you have orders coming in is no good. I just literally cant use anything other than kratom because i become a fucking mess. Thank god i never picked up a needle the 4yrs k was using because id kill myself without a doubt...though i have thought about it, i know myself too well.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #23970504 - 12/31/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Op do this, rub peanut butter on your pristate twice a day 3 days before the test.

This will help "filter" out ANYTHING (and i mean everything from poppy seeds to whatever chemical spice is these days, to kratom) from your urine and keep it from failing a test.

Make sure you post pictures of you doing this so we can give feedback in case you're doing it wrong.

Edit: Also, this will still work the day of the test, just make sure you use AT LEAST a full jar of peanut butter.

And yes it does have to be chunky. Smooth peanut butter isn't even peanut butter. And none of that peter pan shit. Jiffy works best.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23970509 - 12/31/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Bruh that wasnt even funny, more like retarded tbh. Who comes up with that shit? Maybe if it was a little bit clever but it was just retarded. And the part about jiffy at the ens being real was the icing on the cake. We all know thay gmo shit aint real. Ur fuckin burnt buddy...yah tried way to hard i can tell


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck]
    #23970515 - 12/31/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

You could try using CBD (which they will not test for and i know first hand they wont, on a 6-12 panel test) to reduce opiate cravings.


On another note, you might also try simmering down, reacting in this manner tends to only invite more trolling.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: 404]
    #23970529 - 12/31/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Never thought about that. No thc is left over in the extract huh? I thought it was gonna become
Illegal too unless these lawyers do some good work against the DEA. Still wish you would edit your post because it does nothing but work against me and the plant. But hey its great for the lulz right?


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck]
    #23970542 - 12/31/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

no, not often... many companies extract the cbd from hemp oil that is grown out of the country (us) and import all of it in to further refine it. For a while (And reportedly even still despite the recent extract ban) they were allowed to get away with it as the FDA considered anything with less than .03% THC to be "food-grade"

alternatively, you may find that there are companies offering up 99.3+% pure CBD in some cases, and that's the stuff I would be looking for, if i were you.

kratom will eventually become illegal down the line regardless, it's just how the system and DEA functions. editing my post will not change that.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: 404]
    #23970558 - 12/31/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

First...no, it wont be. As long as the people keep doing what theyve been doing (IE: cbd and kratom revolt) i think we have a fighting chance.

Second, i dont know what you're goal is other than to be a fucking troll but if i copied someones thread and that person by a slim chance got found out and kicked out of his place for using a harmless plant for pain and then put in a bad situation after causing a relapse, i think id feel like a total sack of shit. But like i said its for the lulz though right?


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: Young Buck]
    #23970570 - 12/31/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

You could melt some more about it, that always fixes things. Deleting your posts is frowned upon here. I did it when i first came here, such as you have tried to do, but i realized all i was doing was preventing the information from being read by other users who may want to know themselves. shitposts are another matter...

anyway, cbd as an extract from cannabis is illegal according to the legislature. I don't know how the companies in my area are selling it still, however. there may be a loop hole i'm not currently aware of.


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Re: Can this lab im about to list test for kratom? [Re: 404]
    #23970605 - 12/31/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Just yell at the cat. Or when it sits just say sit immediately after and pretend it listened to you.


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