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HamHead
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I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA.
#23965757 - 12/29/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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So I dropped my car off for an oil change and decided to walk down the street to buy a bicycle. Used for $120 out the door. I was almost home and got overzealous, stood up to give a few hard peddles and bam, over the bars on to the concrete. I'm glad I didn't hit my head as I have no helmet, though I did fuck my fingers up breaking my fall.
Be careful out there, just when you think things are cool, stuff breaks when you least expect it.
-------------------- The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited, but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders https://www.icandecide.org/
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Shiithead
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: HamHead] 1
#23965782 - 12/29/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You suck.
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HamHead
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Shiithead]
#23965804 - 12/29/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said:
You suck.
Yeah, looks like I need to learn how to ride a bike again.
   
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: HamHead]
#23965914 - 12/29/16 03:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't worry, it's just like riding a bike
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Tmethyl
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: HamHead] 1
#23965918 - 12/29/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
HamHead said:

I love your nail polish bro.
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Tiamo
Trust in LITFA




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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tmethyl]
#23965957 - 12/29/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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That picture had me cringing! Aw fuck. I'm Dutch, I own 6 bicycles, no joke.
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Tmethyl
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tiamo]
#23965966 - 12/29/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tiamo said: That picture had me cringing! Aw fuck. I'm Dutch, I own 6 bicycles, no joke. 
My mother-in-law just started dating a Dutch guy.
You could be him.
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tmethyl]
#23965969 - 12/29/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I once flipped over the bars mountain biking fast down hill when my wheels got caught in loose sand. I separated from my bike and rolled into a ball and was uninjured except I lost a lot of skin on my forearm.
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Tiamo
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tmethyl]
#23965971 - 12/29/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think so, I'm way younger than you think. I definitely wouldn't be dating anyone who is a mother.
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Tmethyl
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tiamo]
#23965976 - 12/29/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tiamo said: I don't think so, I'm way younger than you think. I definitely wouldn't be dating anyone who is a mother. 
A grandmother actually, since I have a daughter and she is my wifes mom. You naughty boy.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tmethyl] 2
#23965977 - 12/29/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tiamo
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Shiithead]
#23965986 - 12/29/16 04:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Schmoke and a pancake... flapjack and a cigarette.
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JvF
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tiamo]
#23965990 - 12/29/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Seriously dude?
You wouldnt tap this shit?
(Nsfw)
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Tiamo
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: JvF]
#23965998 - 12/29/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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She could be my grandmother. It would just be awkward. The difference in experience alone would make it very unsatisfying.
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JvF
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Tiamo]
#23966002 - 12/29/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not even slightly attractive?
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HamHead
Hard Ass Motherfucker



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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: JvF]
#23966027 - 12/29/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Things happen for a reason. I took the broken bike back to the shop I got it from. The young kid who sold it to me wasn't around but I was fortuate enough to have met a bicycle salesman in his late 60s, with a degree in spirituality or something or other. He had a large gem on a necklace, I asked him about it and he said he couldn't remember the stone, but the cut had something to do with magic.
We were standing at the register and he's telling me all this. There are two other men standing behind him at the register, discussing maintenance on a bike. I lean toward him and ask " are you familar with word 'entheogen'?" A warm smile and a twinkle in his eye, I smile back, nod and offer my hand to be shaken. Said he has gotten in trouble speaking about some topics at the university, says he helps people change their ways of thinking to help them for the better.
I mentioned that I'm interested in psilocybin and am interested in what he has to say. I got his first name, what's the long word for Mike? And not the artist.
If I didn't crash that POS bike, I would have never met this man. I feel I have an opportunity to learn something here.
Thanks for all the comments folks.
Though age is only a number, I don't think I could bring myself to bang a woman over 55 these days. My record is double my age, I was 26 and she was 52. We had some butt sex.
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Edited by HamHead (12/29/16 06:19 PM)
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Shiithead
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: HamHead]
#23966140 - 12/29/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Canadian Jesus
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Shiithead]
#23966249 - 12/29/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I bailed off my bike twice last summer. Both times I was hammered. The first time I was near blackout and I either horribly sprained, or mildly broke my foot. I was walking around like an old geezer for almost 2 weeks afterwards.
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HamHead
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: Canadian Jesus]
#23967905 - 12/30/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh man, I don't think I can work today. I'm a casino dealer and if I can't use my hands, I can't work well, if at all.
So, now I'm debating if I should call into work and explain what happened or go into work, show them the pictures and my hand and say, I can't work today.
-------------------- The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited, but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders https://www.icandecide.org/
Edited by HamHead (12/30/16 11:28 AM)
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Re: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike. SCREECH, CRASH!! AHH HAHA. [Re: HamHead]
#23967909 - 12/30/16 11:28 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Go into work early and show them your hands in person.
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