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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Wassup with my penis?
    #23965625 - 12/29/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I posted this in the pub (bad idea) but because I'd like some serious answer im reposing it here.

So, if im having sex its like its damn near impossible to cum no matter what.

But If I'm jerking off, its either severe premature ejaculation (like within 20 seconds) or severe delayed ejaculation (40+ minutes).



Never have a normal 5-10 minute ejaculation.

Whats going on?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23965784 - 12/29/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

It's too small. You need a bigger one.


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #23965923 - 12/29/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
It's too small. You need a bigger one.



caps?


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23965936 - 12/29/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Too much grip :shrug:


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23966955 - 12/29/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

like i said in the pub post:

stress


diet




stress



review my post there for my own recent personal experience with having NO sex drive for ~2 months


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: demiu5]
    #23967571 - 12/30/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

demiu5 said:
like i said in the pub post:

stress


diet




stress



review my post there for my own recent personal experience with having NO sex drive for ~2 months




Yeah I saw your post in the pub pretty much the only one actually giving advice :thumbup: (well like 2 other people did also try to help)

I think it may be a combo of death grip and bad diet :shrug:


Edited by xbloodwhipx (12/30/16 09:20 AM)


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23968929 - 12/30/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i was thinking 'death grip', myself, if you mean that in a literally-metaphorical way (make sense of that one, eh?), because of the intestinal/chest pains occurring from my hiatal hernia and sphincter spasms (colitis)

diet is just about everything


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23969135 - 12/30/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I thought you did opiates?  That's like marathon sex. 

You're probably putting the grip on your penor so are used to fucking your tight hand, then when you get some vagina you're just not stimulated because it's not super glove tight(?) on your shaft, which can cause you do go for a while, I don't know man.

Yeah diet can definitely have an impact on your sex drive, but I don't think it will keep you from blowing a load, I don't know.  Do you watch porn?  Porn can ruin you, so be careful, nothing wrong with checking out some ladies ever now and then, I mean fuck you're human, but if you become a porn junkie you will have a hard time getting off unless your girl is into some crazy porn shit.

Maybe you need to spice things up with your lady, whip out the buttplugs, fur whips, and vibrators, something man, stick a couple fingers in your ass, hell I don't know, just keep shit fresh, maybe you're just bored with regular sex and need to take it to the next level.


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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Lucis]
    #23969306 - 12/30/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I do watch porn, everyday pretty much, sometimes multiple times a day, and use opiates. But the opiates are usually only 1-4 times a month.

Idk, I could give some kinky shit a try but idk how well that would go over with the gf :lol: I guess I could slowly work her into it :lol:

But no fingers are going in my ass :lol: :shrug:


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23969327 - 12/30/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Get her a nice 10 inch dildo the girth of a coke can for her first anal experience, she'll love it.:lol:


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Lucis]
    #23970231 - 12/31/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Are you being honest about your opiate usage?

Honestly before even getting that far, opiates and other potential drugs were the first thing that popped in my head.
Alcohol and other drugs that effect GABA could also play a part.

With that said, if you are being honest it may not be your penis.
You may have a chemical imbalance.

NOW, with that said ... I honestly don't think anyone here can help you.

One thing I do know however is weed will make me get off quicker because sex feels a lot better.
That is, if it doesn't give me anxiety instead.

Just thinking out-loud.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: OfTheVoid46]
    #23974764 - 01/02/17 01:11 AM (7 years, 28 days ago)

Get your current sex partner to try anal with you. It's all about trust when it comes to this stuff, but once you get her accustomed to it, she'll slowly start to want it more and more.
The tightness wrapped around your dick mixed with the erotic nature of the act itself mixed with her orgasmic moans and groans should get you off quicker than you could imagine, trust me on that.
There's is nothing more sexy about a girl than one who genuinely enjoys anal sex :yesnod:


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #23985758 - 01/06/17 03:46 AM (7 years, 24 days ago)

I personally got rid of a lot of sexual related issues when I quit watching porn all together. The effects were not immediate, and I had to basically relearn how to not be impulsive sexually. It takes a while for our brain to change associations we have with porn vs reality. I actually quit because of premature ejaculation, but you might try it for 30 days or so to see if it helps anything. I have a close friend who essentially addicted to porn and he has the very same problem you do.

The only other sound advice I've personally tested is trying to balance my pelvic floor muscles. This lead to a noticeable improvement to my issue, even though it was the opposite of yours.

If you're taking forever to finish (or not at all...) I seriously doubt your partner is going to enjoy anal play, just for the record.
Wish you luck!


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Anonymous #3

Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #23986879 - 01/06/17 03:37 PM (7 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
I posted this in the pub (bad idea) but because I'd like some serious answer im reposing it here.

So, if im having sex its like its damn near impossible to cum no matter what.

But If I'm jerking off, its either severe premature ejaculation (like within 20 seconds) or severe delayed ejaculation (40+ minutes).



Never have a normal 5-10 minute ejaculation.

Whats going on?





I have the exact opposite problem.


I'd rather have your problem than mine, I am sure anyone would feel the same.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23989412 - 01/07/17 12:18 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Get your current sex partner to try anal with you. It's all about trust when it comes to this stuff, but once you get her accustomed to it, she'll slowly start to want it more and more.
The tightness wrapped around your dick mixed with the erotic nature of the act itself mixed with her orgasmic moans and groans should get you off quicker than you could imagine, trust me on that.
There's is nothing more sexy about a girl than one who genuinely enjoys anal sex :yesnod:





Yeah bro feel the same way


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #24014232 - 01/16/17 10:14 AM (7 years, 14 days ago)

Dp her with a soft dildo.
Insta tight + kinky.


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: psilly the kid]
    #24050688 - 01/30/17 01:04 AM (7 years, 22 hours ago)

go to the doctors instead of posting online maybe :smile:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Orphe3us]
    #24056478 - 02/01/17 06:35 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Watching too much porn will fuck with your abilities. Try not watchin porn for a month and see if it gets better...


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Orphe3us]
    #24056485 - 02/01/17 06:41 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Orphe3us said:
go to the doctors instead of posting online maybe :smile:


I casually brought it up to doctor during a std check. He basically laughed at me and said guys wish they had your problem


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #24108591 - 02/21/17 03:16 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

You know what, it takes me forever to cum also when I'm with a partner but if I'm just jerking it by myself I can get off in a good amount of time.

I think it might have something to do with being cum-shy. Are you a little bit nervous when you are with a partner? Do you have any anxiety at all?


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #24118792 - 02/25/17 01:03 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I seem to remember talking to you before and you saying that you're circumcised (sorry if I've confused you with someone else). You have my total sympathy if you've undergone genital mutilation. No doubt this is responsible for your problem if you have. I can't imagine how horrible it must be to have half a penis and what the fuck goes through parents' minds as they tell doctors to chop their babies' love organs into pieces.


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #24373160 - 06/03/17 08:43 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Circumcission is a major factor. I do research on that topic and papers say up to 75% of the sensitive tissue is removed, depending on the style (high and tight is the most commonly used style in the US and also the most mutilating). The male foreskin is not an useless piece of skin but is covered with thousands of nerves, that guarantee surface sensitivity. The glans only carries open nerve endings which are sensitive to pressure.
Foreskin removal regularly leads to difficulties achieving an orgasm and many other sexual dysfunctions.
You could try to protect your glans from irritation and also use a balm to regain sensitivity. Also avoid masturbation and porn consumption. Regular porn consumption leads to a habitation to sexual stimuli, which leads to the necessity to deliver more and more intense stimuli. Your partner usually can´t deliver this increase (unless she is ultra kinky^^), so you will have trouble reaching your desired level of arousal.


Edited by DerPda (06/03/17 08:44 AM)


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Re: Wassup with my penis? [Re: DerPda]
    #24382100 - 06/06/17 11:09 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

OMG  :firecum:  :firecum:  :firecum: :lol:


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