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PSA: Australia is not a real place. 10
#23962761 - 12/28/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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There is no Australia, and you're incredibly stupid if you think otherwise. Australia is from a weird spinoff of a Dr.Seuss novel.
Kangaroos, Wallabies, platypuses, dingoes...It couldn't be more obvious. Why are the Natives black? It's in the far East!
A bunch of criminals came on a boat and made the country rich. I'm surprised by the large amount of sheep who believe in the Australia hoax. It's laughable.
Anyone here who claims to be Australian is most likely a paid shill or a troll.
It's best to just ignore any Australians on the internet and report them.
They are trying to trick you, pay them the least attention.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23962771 - 12/28/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68] 2
#23962774 - 12/28/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23962785 - 12/28/16 01:33 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kron, you feeling alright man?
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0] 4
#23962844 - 12/28/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've certainly never been there, I can tell you that much.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: psi] 2
#23962846 - 12/28/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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psi said: I've certainly never been there, I can tell you that much.
Me either
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Someone must have.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: NobodyYouKnow] 2
#23962886 - 12/28/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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NobodyYouKnow said: Someone must have. 
Pshhh
Shill
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: NobodyYouKnow] 8
#23962935 - 12/28/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's full of drop bears.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: vinsue] 1
#23963054 - 12/28/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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this must be a drop cat, then
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: psi]
#23963300 - 12/28/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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rackem said: kron, you feeling alright man?
Man, I'm doing wonderfully. Enjoying some pretty decent Sour OG wax. Purging some Golden Goat ATM. Working and climbing and skiing a lot.
Life's good and happy.
but, yea.. I mean:
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psi said: I've certainly never been there, I can tell you that much.
I'm not saying the Earth is flat here, guys. I'm not crazy... Just, ya know..Australia isn't real.
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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NobodyYouKnow said: Someone must have. 
Pshhh
Shill
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0] 1
#23963314 - 12/28/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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good to hear man.
i always thought canada didnt exist, now you are telling me austrailia doesnt exist either..
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: rackem]
#23963354 - 12/28/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nothing truly exists, we're all just brains in a vat being stimulated into thinking this world is real.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Lucis] 1
#23963367 - 12/28/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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But the vat is real, therefore something exists. 
Not Australia though.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#23963394 - 12/28/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I also have never been to Australia.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Amanita86] 1
#23963425 - 12/28/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Amanita86] 1
#23963462 - 12/28/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I also have never been to Australia.
This is sucpicious to me as I also have never been to or even seen the country with my own eyes for all I know North America is the only place that exists.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Zombi3] 3
#23963614 - 12/28/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Confirmed.
Shroomery no longer believes that the continent and country of Australia exist.
We got to the bottom of that quick. Cheers.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23963621 - 12/28/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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PatrickKn said: But the vat is real, therefore something exists. 
Not Australia though.
This made me chuckle.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Amanita86]
#23963623 - 12/28/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I also have never been to Australia.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23964727 - 12/29/16 06:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Australia is real bro. I've seen video evidence of it. It's a crazy place that shouldn't be, but it is...
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal] 2
#23964736 - 12/29/16 06:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shill.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23964748 - 12/29/16 06:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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...probably getting paid.
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I have multiple friends who live in Australia
Australia accent s and all The sexy kind though not the b0gan kind
BoganZz! They are real and there are D reality
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: SunnyD] 1
#23964848 - 12/29/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal] 3
#23965002 - 12/29/16 09:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Australia is real bro. I've seen video evidence of it. It's a crazy place that shouldn't be, but it is...
I saw video evidence of the empire destroying alderan and grand moff tarkin was the man that gave the order
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23965003 - 12/29/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said: Australia is real bro. I've seen video evidence of it. It's a crazy place that shouldn't be, but it is...
I saw video evidence of the empire destroying alderan and grand moff tarkin was the man that gave the order
THE DEATHSTAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
PROTON TORPEDOES DONT TURN DOWN EXHAUST PORTS!
This is a serious thread man. You don't troll about these type of things.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#23965015 - 12/29/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm just saying, if they can fake the alderan footage then they can fake the footage of the moon landing and australia, what would you know, canada isnt real either, you're probably a part of the australian conspiracy too
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23965200 - 12/29/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Australia is a North Korean plot
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#23965636 - 12/29/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68]
#23965705 - 12/29/16 02:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kakashi68 said:
Quote:
Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
No nation can beat Quebec women.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68]
#23965817 - 12/29/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kakashi68 said:
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Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
See, I've been to Australia and I thought personally that a lot of your women were fat and not very good-looking.
This is in contrast to the men, whom a lot of the young ones look like rugby players and underwear models. It was weird. In your country, the men are a lot better looking than the women.
It's like the opposite of Russia. In Russia all the dudes are fugly and look like cavemen, but all the women look like supermodels.
I've always said because of that, that Russian women and Australian men should mate. They'd create a race of ultra-beautiful babies.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#23965880 - 12/29/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said:
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kakashi68 said:
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Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
No nation can beat Quebec women.
Not even warm enough to show skin there.
Yes I agree with the russia things. But no Im not saying every girl is perfect. But it seems to be above average. But it also matters where you go. Like you cant expect to go to scummy areas and find good looking girls. However go somewhere like the CBD in melbs or the easterns suburbs and its mint.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68] 1
#23967298 - 12/30/16 04:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kakashi68 said:
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
Even if that were true it ain't like your corny ass would have any shot at them
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Niffla]
#23967314 - 12/30/16 04:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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New Zealand is the place that isn't real, because there is no Old Zealand. It's as fake a land as Narnia.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Crystal G]
#23967369 - 12/30/16 06:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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SunnyD said: I have multiple friends who live in Australia
Australia accent s and all The sexy kind though not the b0gan kind
BoganZz! They are real and there are D reality
Are people from Ohio the bogans of America?
Me thinks so.
You would think it'd be somewhere in the South. But nope, it's Ohio!
All those people on TC we've talked to over the years claiming to have been in Australia while on camera, did they ever show us anything that confirmed they were in Australia?
Nope!
Shit, they weren't even upside down on cam!
Shill...
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Prisoner#1 said: I'm just saying, if they can fake the alderan footage then they can fake the footage of the moon landing and australia, what would you know, canada isnt real either, you're probably a part of the australian conspiracy too
I thought I was in Canada a few times. They even had these customs agents that asked me questions on the way in. I later found out it was just extreme northern America. People masquerading with silly garb and accents everywhere... We Americans sure like to drink and play jokes on people.
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Crystal G said:
See, I've been to Australia
No. No, you have not.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: my3rdeye]
#23967373 - 12/30/16 06:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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my3rdeye said: New Zealand is the place that isn't real, because there is no Old Zealand. It's as fake a land as Narnia.
Of course they exist. The Canadians are to the N.Americas what the New Zealanders are to the Antipodes. They are better spoken, and therfore sound the more educated of the colonials.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23967415 - 12/30/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kr0nik0 said:
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SunnyD said: I have multiple friends who live in Australia
Australia accent s and all The sexy kind though not the b0gan kind
BoganZz! They are real and there are D reality
Are people from Ohio the bogans of America?
Me thinks so.
You would think it'd be somewhere in the South. But nope, it's Ohio!
All those people on TC we've talked to over the years claiming to have been in Australia while on camera, did they ever show us anything that confirmed they were in Australia?
Nope!
Shit, they weren't even upside down on cam!
Shill...
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Prisoner#1 said: I'm just saying, if they can fake the alderan footage then they can fake the footage of the moon landing and australia, what would you know, canada isnt real either, you're probably a part of the australian conspiracy too
I thought I was in Canada a few times. They even had these customs agents that asked me questions on the way in. I later found out it was just extreme northern America. People masquerading with silly garb and accents everywhere... We Americans sure like to drink and play jokes on people.
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Crystal G said:
See, I've been to Australia
No. No, you have not.
1 question

How bored are you?
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: SunnyD]
#23967600 - 12/30/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Incredibly busy.
I need silly time.
This is it.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0] 1
#23976865 - 01/02/17 05:47 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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i doubt there's really such a thing as paid shills posting on forums like shroomery
the folks here claiming to have been in australia probably actually believe in it themselves...i personally know of trips beeing organized to keep this lie in existence...
they fly people to remote parts of south africa where groups of white actors put on a show in a drunk british accent (with their faces painted as if they have a tan from living there for years)
they even go as far as to dress guys up crazy animal suits...wich i think makes it less believable...it's pretty obvious it's just a human in it with a tail sewed on the back
lol, if there really was such a thing as australia wouldn't it be visible on maps? like some huge island or something... (and i'm talking about real maps, not the photoshopped ones you find in fake history books or internet)
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: DualWieldRake]
#23976882 - 01/02/17 05:52 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: my3rdeye]
#23976943 - 01/02/17 06:18 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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my3rdeye said: New Zealand is the place that isn't real, because there is no Old Zealand. It's as fake a land as Narnia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand
But its named after
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: twighead] 1
#23976955 - 01/02/17 06:24 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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There was a news article recently about a woman (I think?) who ran into customs trouble in Mongolia because of her New Zealand passport. They didn't think New Zealand was a real country, so they figured that the passport must be fake. She tried pointing it out on a map but it wasn't on there. Apparently it's missing on a lot of world maps.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: psi]
#23976969 - 01/02/17 06:33 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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psi said: There was a news article recently about a woman (I think?) who ran into customs trouble in Mongolia because of her New Zealand passport. They didn't think New Zealand was a real country, so they figured that the passport must be fake. She tried pointing it out on a map but it wasn't on there. Apparently it's missing on a lot of world maps. 
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: twighead] 1
#23976991 - 01/02/17 06:43 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: psi]
#23977019 - 01/02/17 06:54 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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psi said: There was a news article recently about a woman (I think?) who ran into customs trouble in Mongolia because of her New Zealand passport. They didn't think New Zealand was a real country, so they figured that the passport must be fake. She tried pointing it out on a map but it wasn't on there. Apparently it's missing on a lot of world maps. 
Wow, that's nuts. When I looked into it more, I found a whole blog about maps without New Zealand.
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
I wonder if India is real. It too was a former British Colony that might have been a concept written of by Dr. Suess. I doubt any members here could verify it's existence.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23977063 - 01/02/17 07:12 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Nothing outside of america exists, it's all a liberal plot. Like aliens
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Ezuma]
#24018045 - 01/17/17 06:02 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Urgent PSA:
I met a real life Australian last week. The proof was undeniable, but I cannot disclose my knowledge. Yet.
All I can inform of is that their toilets DO NOT flush opposite of ours.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018052 - 01/17/17 06:07 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Urgent PSA:
I met a real life Australian last week. The proof was undeniable, but I cannot disclose my knowledge. Yet.
All I can inform of is that their toilets DO NOT flush opposite of ours.

OOOOUUU!!! Did he say mate a lot? Did he look like a backwater Aussie redneck? Did he speak like one????
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#24018058 - 01/17/17 06:10 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018099 - 01/17/17 06:26 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018161 - 01/17/17 06:45 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
I always wondered. How big of a cage do you have to give them?
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: zZZz]
#24018162 - 01/17/17 06:45 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Just keep a close eye on him. He might ambush you and then parade you around showing othe "ausies" what you are
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#24018202 - 01/17/17 06:57 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
I always wondered. How big of a cage do you have to give them?
Doesn't matter as long as the fridge is working we'd be fine.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja] 1
#24018206 - 01/17/17 06:57 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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pineninja said:
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Patlal said:
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kr0nik0 said: Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
I always wondered. How big of a cage do you have to give them?
Doesn't matter as long as the fridge is working we'd be fine.
Aussies and Canucks aren't that different you know...
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#24018217 - 01/17/17 07:01 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Cept for that strange french place you have....pretty similar me thinks. Although we don't seem to produce the handsome leaders like you can.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
#24018221 - 01/17/17 07:03 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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pineninja said: Cept for that strange french place you have....pretty similar me thinks. Although we don't seem to produce the handsome leaders like you can.
The french place 1.6 million km2 of party, theatre, strippers, sex, drugs, concerts and a shitty attitude.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal] 1
#24018244 - 01/17/17 07:12 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Here we call that Canberra.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
#24018268 - 01/17/17 07:22 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Silly French people
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
#24018276 - 01/17/17 07:25 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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I think the similarities end at being colonized by the British.
What the hell do I know, though? I'm from neither place and have only gotten to know the Eastern Provinces of Canada.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018279 - 01/17/17 07:26 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Our views on health, education and social values are pretty closely aligned if you look closer.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
#24018285 - 01/17/17 07:27 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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pineninja said: Doesn't matter as long as the fridge is working we'd be fine.
At first this made me think you were into freezer bondage.
God, I hope that's a real thing.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
#24018294 - 01/17/17 07:31 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Yes, much more similar if you were to compare the US to either nation.
My extent of OZ knowledge is limited at best, and based off of a bogan ass girl I shortly dated from Adeleide some years ago.
My knowledge of Canada, although a slight bit more than OZ leads me back to Niagra Falls and that handsome leader you mentioned.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018295 - 01/17/17 07:31 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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I'm gonna say yes, just because it sounds like it would float your boat.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018298 - 01/17/17 07:32 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Yes, much more similar if you were to compare the US to either nation.
My extent of OZ knowledge is limited at best, and based off of a bogan ass girl I shortly dated from Adeleide some years ago.
My knowledge of Canada, although a slight bit more than OZ leads me back to Niagra Falls and that handsome leader you mentioned. 
Oh that changes things is she's from Adelaide, she is very well informed.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0] 1
#24018312 - 01/17/17 07:36 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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The fact that you used the word 'bogan' leads me to believe you know more than you are letting on, her name wasn't Shazza was it?
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: NobodyYouKnow]
#24018389 - 01/17/17 08:03 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: NobodyYouKnow]
#24018485 - 01/17/17 08:36 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Oh that changes things is she's from Adelaide, she is very well informed.
As a surfer, well, former for now, the East coast has always beckoned me. Now, the Southern Coast is something I don't quite understand. "It's funky" is what comes to mind. Again, I have absolutely no experience of living in your wonderful jazz flute playing land (Rest in peace, flutist from Men At Work). I'm generalizing based on preconcieved notions. But that sometumes makes for interesting, albeit silly conversations.
I digress.
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NobodyYouKnow said: The fact that you used the word 'bogan' leads me to believe you know more than you are letting on, her name wasn't Shazza was it?
I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
She has the same name as the best QB the Colts have had in the past two decades, whom recently retired with the Denver Broncos.
I have no Aussie Rules Football references to make the context more understandable, sorry.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018582 - 01/17/17 09:27 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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I've flown over Australia from New Zealand on my way to Bangkok. Can confirm it is definitely real, and is also a massive empty hot desert.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018771 - 01/17/17 11:16 PM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Oh that changes things is she's from Adelaide, she is very well informed.
As a surfer, well, former for now, the East coast has always beckoned me. Now, the Southern Coast is something I don't quite understand. "It's funky" is what comes to mind. Again, I have absolutely no experience of living in your wonderful jazz flute playing land (Rest in peace, flutist from Men At Work). I'm generalizing based on preconcieved notions. But that sometumes makes for interesting, albeit silly conversations.
I digress.
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NobodyYouKnow said: The fact that you used the word 'bogan' leads me to believe you know more than you are letting on, her name wasn't Shazza was it?
I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
She has the same name as the best QB the Colts have had in the past two decades, whom recently retired with the Denver Broncos.
I have no Aussie Rules Football references to make the context more understandable, sorry.
East coast is for pansies and lid riders. Southcoast is where the men are and the west coast is for the crazies.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018884 - 01/18/17 12:23 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I'm just saying, if they can fake the alderan footage then they can fake the footage of the moon landing and australia, what would you know, canada isnt real either, you're probably a part of the australian conspiracy too
I thought I was in Canada a few times. They even had these customs agents that asked me questions on the way in. I later found out it was just extreme northern America. People masquerading with silly garb and accents everywhere... We Americans sure like to drink and play jokes on people.
you were at the canadaland theme park, it's like stepping back in time to the 1970s on the south or Wisconsin today. which is actually where the rides for canadaland are located
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#24018913 - 01/18/17 12:39 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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silly muricans will be eaten by drop bears.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68]
#24019119 - 01/18/17 04:12 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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california is going on tour in 20million years going to be swimming around the pacific
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#24019575 - 01/18/17 10:24 AM (7 years, 12 days ago) |
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kakashi68 said: silly muricans will be eaten by drop bears.
you cannot be eaten by something that doesnt exist that's made up by people that dont exist in a place that doesnt exist, next you'll try and tell us that america is the only place that doesnt follow metric time
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Konyap said: california is going on tour in 20million years going to be swimming around the pacific
california is headed for alaska and in 40 million years it will be the north pole
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#24021545 - 01/18/17 10:08 PM (7 years, 11 days ago) |
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Thank you for entertaining my factual meanderings, Pris.
We all here know that the metric system is simply a unit of measurement for drug addicts. The math part of the brain simply shuts down after prolonged use of ANY drug. Thus, reverting our minds to a rather Neandertholic series of measurements and numbers.
California, is it shifting North gradually? I could've sworn the tectonic plates along the ridge were moving ENE (which would make it the pole at one point in geologic future). I remember in the 90's quite a few "acclaimed" scientists talking about how Cali would one day detach and essentially float out to sea. Shills...
Regardless, many new mountains will be formed, deserts rehydrated into forests, vice versa scenario, etc.
This is all still educated speculation as of right now, but what's not is that Florida along with the rest of the East Coast is sinking. Slowly as of now, but an exponential rate nonetheless.
The last 4 years during "supermoons" and "king tides" have become progressivly worse. Nowadays every event like the ones I mentioned above bring in 1-3 inches of water over all South Florida landmass ~3-5 miles inland twice a day.
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