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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0] 1
#23976865 - 01/02/17 05:47 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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i doubt there's really such a thing as paid shills posting on forums like shroomery
the folks here claiming to have been in australia probably actually believe in it themselves...i personally know of trips beeing organized to keep this lie in existence...
they fly people to remote parts of south africa where groups of white actors put on a show in a drunk british accent (with their faces painted as if they have a tan from living there for years)
they even go as far as to dress guys up crazy animal suits...wich i think makes it less believable...it's pretty obvious it's just a human in it with a tail sewed on the back
lol, if there really was such a thing as australia wouldn't it be visible on maps? like some huge island or something... (and i'm talking about real maps, not the photoshopped ones you find in fake history books or internet)
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: DualWieldRake]
#23976882 - 01/02/17 05:52 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Uhh
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twighead
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: my3rdeye]
#23976943 - 01/02/17 06:18 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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my3rdeye said: New Zealand is the place that isn't real, because there is no Old Zealand. It's as fake a land as Narnia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand
But its named after
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: twighead] 1
#23976955 - 01/02/17 06:24 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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There was a news article recently about a woman (I think?) who ran into customs trouble in Mongolia because of her New Zealand passport. They didn't think New Zealand was a real country, so they figured that the passport must be fake. She tried pointing it out on a map but it wasn't on there. Apparently it's missing on a lot of world maps.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: psi]
#23976969 - 01/02/17 06:33 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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psi said: There was a news article recently about a woman (I think?) who ran into customs trouble in Mongolia because of her New Zealand passport. They didn't think New Zealand was a real country, so they figured that the passport must be fake. She tried pointing it out on a map but it wasn't on there. Apparently it's missing on a lot of world maps. 
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pineninja
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: twighead] 1
#23976991 - 01/02/17 06:43 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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The games up.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
#23977008 - 01/02/17 06:50 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: psi]
#23977019 - 01/02/17 06:54 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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psi said: There was a news article recently about a woman (I think?) who ran into customs trouble in Mongolia because of her New Zealand passport. They didn't think New Zealand was a real country, so they figured that the passport must be fake. She tried pointing it out on a map but it wasn't on there. Apparently it's missing on a lot of world maps. 
Wow, that's nuts. When I looked into it more, I found a whole blog about maps without New Zealand.
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
I wonder if India is real. It too was a former British Colony that might have been a concept written of by Dr. Suess. I doubt any members here could verify it's existence.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23977063 - 01/02/17 07:12 PM (7 years, 28 days ago) |
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Nothing outside of america exists, it's all a liberal plot. Like aliens
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kr0nik0
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Ezuma]
#24018045 - 01/17/17 06:02 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Urgent PSA:
I met a real life Australian last week. The proof was undeniable, but I cannot disclose my knowledge. Yet.
All I can inform of is that their toilets DO NOT flush opposite of ours.
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Patlal
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018052 - 01/17/17 06:07 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Urgent PSA:
I met a real life Australian last week. The proof was undeniable, but I cannot disclose my knowledge. Yet.
All I can inform of is that their toilets DO NOT flush opposite of ours.

OOOOUUU!!! Did he say mate a lot? Did he look like a backwater Aussie redneck? Did he speak like one????
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#24018058 - 01/17/17 06:10 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018099 - 01/17/17 06:26 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Crikey
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Patlal
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#24018161 - 01/17/17 06:45 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
I always wondered. How big of a cage do you have to give them?
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: zZZz]
#24018162 - 01/17/17 06:45 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Just keep a close eye on him. He might ambush you and then parade you around showing othe "ausies" what you are
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#24018202 - 01/17/17 06:57 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
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kr0nik0 said: Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
I always wondered. How big of a cage do you have to give them?
Doesn't matter as long as the fridge is working we'd be fine.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja] 1
#24018206 - 01/17/17 06:57 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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pineninja said:
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Patlal said:
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kr0nik0 said: Mate seems to be the most common word in their short, primative vocabularies.
Speaking was reduced to mostly body gestures and clicks followed by "mate."
Will keep everyone up to date on the development of thiz strange specimen.
I always wondered. How big of a cage do you have to give them?
Doesn't matter as long as the fridge is working we'd be fine.
Aussies and Canucks aren't that different you know...
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#24018217 - 01/17/17 07:01 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Cept for that strange french place you have....pretty similar me thinks. Although we don't seem to produce the handsome leaders like you can.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: pineninja]
#24018221 - 01/17/17 07:03 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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pineninja said: Cept for that strange french place you have....pretty similar me thinks. Although we don't seem to produce the handsome leaders like you can.
The french place 1.6 million km2 of party, theatre, strippers, sex, drugs, concerts and a shitty attitude.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal] 1
#24018244 - 01/17/17 07:12 PM (7 years, 13 days ago) |
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Here we call that Canberra.
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