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Boomer The Great

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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Amanita86]
#23963623 - 12/28/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I also have never been to Australia.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions


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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23964727 - 12/29/16 06:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Australia is real bro. I've seen video evidence of it. It's a crazy place that shouldn't be, but it is...
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal] 2
#23964736 - 12/29/16 06:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shill.
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Amanita86
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23964748 - 12/29/16 06:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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...probably getting paid.
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SunnyD
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I have multiple friends who live in Australia
Australia accent s and all The sexy kind though not the b0gan kind
BoganZz! They are real and there are D reality
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Patlal
You ask too many questions


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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: SunnyD] 1
#23964848 - 12/29/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal] 3
#23965002 - 12/29/16 09:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Australia is real bro. I've seen video evidence of it. It's a crazy place that shouldn't be, but it is...
I saw video evidence of the empire destroying alderan and grand moff tarkin was the man that gave the order
THE DEATHSTAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
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Patlal
You ask too many questions


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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23965003 - 12/29/16 09:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said: Australia is real bro. I've seen video evidence of it. It's a crazy place that shouldn't be, but it is...
I saw video evidence of the empire destroying alderan and grand moff tarkin was the man that gave the order
THE DEATHSTAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
PROTON TORPEDOES DONT TURN DOWN EXHAUST PORTS!
This is a serious thread man. You don't troll about these type of things.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#23965015 - 12/29/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm just saying, if they can fake the alderan footage then they can fake the footage of the moon landing and australia, what would you know, canada isnt real either, you're probably a part of the australian conspiracy too
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Drugstore
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23965200 - 12/29/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Australia is a North Korean plot
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kakashi68
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#23965636 - 12/29/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
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Patlal
You ask too many questions


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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68]
#23965705 - 12/29/16 02:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kakashi68 said:
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Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
No nation can beat Quebec women.
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68]
#23965817 - 12/29/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kakashi68 said:
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Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
See, I've been to Australia and I thought personally that a lot of your women were fat and not very good-looking.
This is in contrast to the men, whom a lot of the young ones look like rugby players and underwear models. It was weird. In your country, the men are a lot better looking than the women.
It's like the opposite of Russia. In Russia all the dudes are fugly and look like cavemen, but all the women look like supermodels.
I've always said because of that, that Russian women and Australian men should mate. They'd create a race of ultra-beautiful babies.
Edited by Crystal G (12/29/16 03:17 PM)
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kakashi68
Connoiseur of Illicit Substances


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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Patlal]
#23965880 - 12/29/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said:
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kakashi68 said:
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Patlal said: The Australian accent negates every attempted at dressing up. You can be wearing a 5000$ tux and look like a million bucks, but If you say Ga-day mate. You automatically turn into a crocodile hunters hiding behind a tux lol.
Not everyone talks like steve irwin you potato fucker.
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
No nation can beat Quebec women.
Not even warm enough to show skin there.
Yes I agree with the russia things. But no Im not saying every girl is perfect. But it seems to be above average. But it also matters where you go. Like you cant expect to go to scummy areas and find good looking girls. However go somewhere like the CBD in melbs or the easterns suburbs and its mint.
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Niffla



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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kakashi68] 1
#23967298 - 12/30/16 04:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kakashi68 said:
Your all just jealous cause we have beautiful women
Even if that were true it ain't like your corny ass would have any shot at them
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my3rdeye



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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Niffla]
#23967314 - 12/30/16 04:40 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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New Zealand is the place that isn't real, because there is no Old Zealand. It's as fake a land as Narnia.
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kr0nik0
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: Crystal G]
#23967369 - 12/30/16 06:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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SunnyD said: I have multiple friends who live in Australia
Australia accent s and all The sexy kind though not the b0gan kind
BoganZz! They are real and there are D reality
Are people from Ohio the bogans of America?
Me thinks so.
You would think it'd be somewhere in the South. But nope, it's Ohio!
All those people on TC we've talked to over the years claiming to have been in Australia while on camera, did they ever show us anything that confirmed they were in Australia?
Nope!
Shit, they weren't even upside down on cam!
Shill...
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Prisoner#1 said: I'm just saying, if they can fake the alderan footage then they can fake the footage of the moon landing and australia, what would you know, canada isnt real either, you're probably a part of the australian conspiracy too
I thought I was in Canada a few times. They even had these customs agents that asked me questions on the way in. I later found out it was just extreme northern America. People masquerading with silly garb and accents everywhere... We Americans sure like to drink and play jokes on people.
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Crystal G said:
See, I've been to Australia
No. No, you have not.
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deucedbi9
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: my3rdeye]
#23967373 - 12/30/16 06:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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my3rdeye said: New Zealand is the place that isn't real, because there is no Old Zealand. It's as fake a land as Narnia.
Of course they exist. The Canadians are to the N.Americas what the New Zealanders are to the Antipodes. They are better spoken, and therfore sound the more educated of the colonials.
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SunnyD
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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: kr0nik0]
#23967415 - 12/30/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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kr0nik0 said:
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SunnyD said: I have multiple friends who live in Australia
Australia accent s and all The sexy kind though not the b0gan kind
BoganZz! They are real and there are D reality
Are people from Ohio the bogans of America?
Me thinks so.
You would think it'd be somewhere in the South. But nope, it's Ohio!
All those people on TC we've talked to over the years claiming to have been in Australia while on camera, did they ever show us anything that confirmed they were in Australia?
Nope!
Shit, they weren't even upside down on cam!
Shill...
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Prisoner#1 said: I'm just saying, if they can fake the alderan footage then they can fake the footage of the moon landing and australia, what would you know, canada isnt real either, you're probably a part of the australian conspiracy too
I thought I was in Canada a few times. They even had these customs agents that asked me questions on the way in. I later found out it was just extreme northern America. People masquerading with silly garb and accents everywhere... We Americans sure like to drink and play jokes on people.
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Crystal G said:
See, I've been to Australia
No. No, you have not.
1 question

How bored are you?
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kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


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Re: PSA: Australia is not a real place. [Re: SunnyD]
#23967600 - 12/30/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Incredibly busy.
I need silly time.
This is it.
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