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Anonymous #10

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23967914 - 12/30/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

please tell me you're trolling. don't drown your fucking dog dude, whats wrong with you? mix a fuckton of drugs (damn near anything will do in your dogs current state) into his food. there are so many ways to kill something, why the fuck would you choose manually drowning your best friend?


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Anonymous #11

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23971595 - 12/31/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Dig a hole, put a steak in the bottom of it.  Help the dog down in there and let it start eating the steak.  Shoot it in the head from close range with a rifle or decent caliber pistol.  Bury it in the hole. 

That's the farmer way at least.  Good luck.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #23971749 - 12/31/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Lol, the farmer way is

Walk up and shoot dog in the yard
Drag it to the manure spreader
Lob dog in by feet
Dispose of the body in the feild with manure

Thats how we buried dogs growing up


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Anonymous #12

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23971774 - 12/31/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 30 days ago)

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Edited by Anonymous (03/23/20 09:35 PM)


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Anonymous #13

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #23971841 - 12/31/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 30 days ago)

A dog is part of the family and should be treated as such.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #23972079 - 12/31/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 30 days ago)

"Aerial burials" aren't necessarily disrespectful, theyre just practical.  Thats a more normal thing than it sounds.  Ive buried pets before, but at the same time, everything has to eat, a body might as well go to a purpose.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23972116 - 01/01/17 12:07 AM (7 years, 30 days ago)

Ideally when I die my body would be left for carnivores. That won't happen though. Just wasted meat really.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #23988432 - 01/07/17 02:29 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

these past few days hes become too weak..

:frown:

unable to eat and move. I bid my goodbyes.. choked him out with a plastic bag... too weak to even struggle... or maybe hes just tired of it all... off to bury him now...

just made a quick post.

reast easy now brother.. no more suffering...


Edited by Anonymous (01/07/17 04:27 AM)


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Anonymous #8

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23989852 - 01/07/17 03:27 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

why didn't you have the vet put him down like a rational human being?

the dog was probably like "why the fuck is my loving master choking me to death?  my god this is a shitty way to go".


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23990839 - 01/07/17 08:35 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
why didn't you have the vet put him down like a rational human being?

the dog was probably like "why the fuck is my loving master choking me to death?  my god this is a shitty way to go".





I wanted to be the one to take his life...
Its ok... it went on quite smoothly..no struggling and quite peaceful...

I immediately buried him to the nearest grassland I found... I had to dig for maybe an hour, I only have that small gardening shovel...

I marked his grave so I can visit his remains every now and then...


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Anonymous #4

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23990980 - 01/07/17 09:16 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

You should of done a sick taxidermy job on it.  Then you could see your buddy everyday.  He could of been a conversation starting umbrella stand, or maybe a cool wildlife pose with dead a cat in his jaws with a scary big dog boner, you know that gross swollen head they have with that drippy wet looking boner the sex starved ones have. 

Or you could have had a fleshlight installed in his butt, so nobody could really judge you for banging a dog, because it's technically not a dog.  That's what you should have done.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23991340 - 01/07/17 11:47 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
You should of done a sick taxidermy job on it.  Then you could see your buddy everyday.  He could of been a conversation starting umbrella stand, or maybe a cool wildlife pose with dead a cat in his jaws with a scary big dog boner, you know that gross swollen head they have with that drippy wet looking boner the sex starved ones have. 

Or you could have had a fleshlight installed in his butt, so nobody could really judge you for banging a dog, because it's technically not a dog.  That's what you should have done.





would you have done those things to your dog? you sicko.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23991346 - 01/07/17 11:49 PM (7 years, 23 days ago)

i would've done it to your dog


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Anonymous #15

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23991395 - 01/08/17 12:18 AM (7 years, 23 days ago)

Wtf bro? Are you fucking high?!

If You need to kill another animal of yours... get a tank of Nitrogen and replace there air supply with it.

They won't feel any pain...


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