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Anonymous #1

Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... *DELETED*
    #23961818 - 12/28/16 02:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Reason for deletion: its over



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Anonymous #2

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23961821 - 12/28/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tannerite

Easily the fastest and most pain free.


Sorry about ur dog man.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23961826 - 12/28/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I hate to let him go actually but I want his suffering to stop... Im willing to do it before the year ends...

thanks Ill give it a read.

...sigh.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23961834 - 12/28/16 02:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

In all seriousness I think letting the vet euthanize your dog is probably the best bet.
Ive heard horror stories of people shooting their dog and it not dying ect.

While I stand by what I said about Tannerite being the fastest and least painful (and coolest) way to die, The vet is probably the most humane.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23961843 - 12/28/16 02:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I dont think I can get ahold of that substance.

Im thinking just drowning him in water maybe...


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Anonymous #2

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23961847 - 12/28/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Drowning would be an absolutely horrible way to die please dont do that..

Have your vet euthanize him or if thats too expensive have a hunter shoot him with 12ga buckshot.
I say have a hunter do it because they are good at knowing how to kill instantly.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23962574 - 12/28/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

GHB.

It may cause convulsions though.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23962921 - 12/28/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Are you urban or something?  Dont have a gun?

The only problem with shooting it would be if you miss or are using a caliber that's too small.  Dont use a .22 to shoot your dog.  I prefer pistols for putting my friends down, you can lay in the grass with them, feed them, show them the love you want them to feel.  Then baddabing, baddaboom.

Its what id ask for in their position, I doubt my own death with be so pleasant, painless, or sudden.

I dont like doing it with the vet, I dont want my friend to be afraid, and I think those places reak of it.

Its a hard thing to do. 


If youre a city kid, I dont know what to tell you.  You could look into lethal amounts on barbiturates and dogs, order it off the dark web, and do it yourself, I watched my wifes cat get euthanized in our home, it was gentle.  Could be as easy as mixing the meds into his favorite food and rubbing him while he falls asleep.


Best wishes


Edit.  Dont try to drown the dog, it would be more humane to beat it to death with a pipe.

...dont beat your dog to death with a pipe.


Edited by Anonymous (12/28/16 02:40 PM)


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Anonymous #5

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23962945 - 12/28/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I dont think I can get ahold of that substance.

Im thinking just drowning him in water maybe...



Are you serious?

Either go to a vet or do what was mentioned and take him out and lay with him for awhile and then slip a blanket over his head and shoot him with a pistol.  .357/.44 size.  Even that's inhumane and traumatic and I doubt you know how to use a gun or the anatomy of a dogs head very well.

Fucking drown him? That's like some troll shit right there.  Get a vet to do it.  Bullets hurt.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #23963360 - 12/28/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Don't drown your dog man. That's beyond fucked.

If your dog is truly suffering, it shouldn't cost more than $200 to have a vet euthanize him humanely, and it's usually less.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #23963656 - 12/28/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I doubt the OP is trying to be a douche, its common knowledge that drowning is a relatively painless death, im sure in his obvious youthful ignorance he imagines it would be easy or something.  You may be reading to much into his words, OP is just lost from my perspective.

I think hes imagining it would be simple, like applying pressure with your foot to the chest of a small animal thats dying, cuts out their breathing and heart.  Probably terrifying to them, but not that physically painful, and a quick death.  Im assuming we all have been choked unconscious a few times, I know I have.  Not that bad of a way to go, but panicky for sure.


Actually trying to drown the dog would be unfeasible thou.

And OP, 5 is maybe right in assuming you may not be a candidate for shooting a animal, but if you are gun aware, its the easiest way.

I dont believe taking a 357 to the head hurts an animal.  Even a 9mm to the base of the brain is more than enough to kill.  All animals kick around after death, nerves and everything, dont start dumping the whole clip into it because you think its trying to run, lol.

Shotguns are kind of overkill, but if thats what you have, it will work.


Also, if you are city, depending on the size of the town, there may be animal charity type things that would help with the cost of euthanasia if youre unable to afford it, especially since it sounds like your friend needs help now.  Call animal shelters, and even vet offices trying to get information about these things, hopefully you can get some help from something like that.  Just toss out your story and see what they say, dont just try one place. 

Pleasant vibes


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Anonymous #7

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23965579 - 12/29/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What in the actual fuck is going on in here?


You know you can pay a vet to come to your house and euthanize your dog?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #23965668 - 12/29/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Another cheap and poorly made troll thread involving animals

good job shroomery


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23967149 - 12/30/16 01:07 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ots either I fees him a bottle of vinegar or drown him...

thats my options right now...


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Anonymous #8

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23967155 - 12/30/16 01:15 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

light several firecrackers in your ass

the shrill of your agony will shock him to death.  he wont feel a thing


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Anonymous #5

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23967164 - 12/30/16 01:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Ots either I fees him a bottle of vinegar or drown him...

thats my options right now...



Drink a gallon of vinegar and then drown yourself to see which is the more humane route.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #23967238 - 12/30/16 02:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Ots either I fees him a bottle of vinegar or drown him...

thats my options right now...



Drink a gallon of vinegar and then drown yourself to see which is the more humane route.




I like vinegar.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23967359 - 12/30/16 05:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Troll thread.  This site is starting to suck more and more with each passing day.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #23967579 - 12/30/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ya this is so much more hideous and degraded than people shoving ice in oding asses and pussy's or dry smashing their shit boxes.


It's declined so much since the ol scatty days.  I tell ya.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Best way to euthanize my 11year old dog... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23967868 - 12/30/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I may sound trolling or hilarious but seriously Id like to get this shit done...

he has lost appetite and shitting very loose stools.. he has a hard time walking and shit. I might get it done tonorrow ill post back.


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