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#23961271 - 12/27/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ball peen hammer
kinda heavy but comforting
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23961295 - 12/27/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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a black Jack or brass knuckles, or a whip
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge] 2
#23961299 - 12/27/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tactical nuclear hand grenade.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: xzylocybin]
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tons of different styles of batons and dueling canes. a lock in a sock
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: xzylocybin] 1
#23961303 - 12/27/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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blow gun with poopie tipped darts
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: xzylocybin]
#23961306 - 12/27/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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A high powered taser, bean bag shotgun, wrist rocket 
Edit: any one of those will stop anyone from doing whatever it is they are doing....instantly(depending on the ammo you use for the wrist rocket)
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Le_Canard] 1
#23961307 - 12/27/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Le_Canard said: Tactical nuclear hand grenade.
dude, seriously... someone could lose an eye
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23961408 - 12/27/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Doctor Sponge said: ball peen hammer
kinda heavy but comforting

Stihl ms-201tcm chainsaw
Or silky zubat arborist handsaw
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: stzacrack] 1
#23961503 - 12/27/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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stzacrack said: Or silky zubat arborist handsaw
christmas tree knives

then get a tree trimming job ya hippies and stop thinking of ball peening people to steal their wallets
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23961618 - 12/27/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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A fistful of used syringes
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23961633 - 12/27/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ASP expandable baton.

I really like the electroless nickel finish/wavemaster grip and the leverage cap is a must-have accessory. Also easy to carry, can be in checked airline luggage, and non lethal. Training with the thing is fun and a decent workout. There are tons of police training videos on expandable batons on YouTube that are very informative. I absolutely love the things. The 21" is my favorite, while the 26" offers the longest range and the most force behind the strike, it's too big to carry around practically. Don't waste money on the 16" model it's not very effective. Main downside of the batons is they have a little rattle to them when retracted, but some scabbards fix it. The 511 tactical model works well.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge] 3
#23961661 - 12/28/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fists.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23961666 - 12/28/16 12:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Doctor Sponge said: ball peen hammer
kinda heavy but comforting

What do you fear?
People who carry hammers as weapons?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23961680 - 12/28/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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He's afraid of being harassed by Jesus freaks
Strike them down with Thor's hammer OP
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: abltsandwich] 1
#23961687 - 12/28/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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abltsandwich said: ASP expandable baton.

I really like the electroless nickel finish/wavemaster grip and the leverage cap is a must-have accessory. Also easy to carry, can be in checked airline luggage, and non lethal. Training with the thing is fun and a decent workout. There are tons of police training videos on expandable batons on YouTube that are very informative. I absolutely love the things. The 21" is my favorite, while the 26" offers the longest range and the most force behind the strike, it's too big to carry around practically. Don't waste money on the 16" model it's not very effective. Main downside of the batons is they have a little rattle to them when retracted, but some scabbards fix it. The 511 tactical model works well.
The man asked about weapons not shit you shove up your ass when momma ain't home
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Repertoire89]
#23961701 - 12/28/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: A fistful of used syringes
out the used bin at your local loony clinic
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: czech] 2
#23961707 - 12/28/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you think about it, a fistful of used syringes should make any attacker think twice
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: czech]
#23961708 - 12/28/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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slapjacks are supposed to be good, they'll knock the fuck out of anything you hit with it.
I still want a gun though, CZ 2075 RAMI.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Repertoire89]
#23961709 - 12/28/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Screwdriver.
Dr Martens boots.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Asante]
#23961711 - 12/28/16 12:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Asante said: Screwdriver..
What are you going to do?
Stab a rooster?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl] 2
#23961837 - 12/28/16 02:51 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm going to shove it up my ass and plug it.

It was delicious, best rooster I ever ate.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Asante] 1
#23961869 - 12/28/16 03:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Duncan Rowhl said:
Quote:
Asante said: Screwdriver..
What are you going to do?
Stab a rooster?
Quote:
Asante said: I'm going to shove it up my ass and plug it.

It was delicious, best rooster I ever ate.
Roostersoup, roostersoup, roosters doin' the hoolahoop!
I only asked about what you'd do with your proposed screwdriver but thanks for your photo.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl] 3
#23962132 - 12/28/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Duncan Rowhl said:
Quote:
Doctor Sponge said: ball peen hammer
kinda heavy but comforting

What do you fear?
People who carry hammers as weapons?
when you're a hammer, everything is a nail
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23962171 - 12/28/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Carry around a nest of angry bullet ants. Throw them on your enemies!
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Sanguin3]
#23962966 - 12/28/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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For self defense on the road (specifically on a motorcycle) SWIM could carry a few golf balls, or ball bearings.
Just remember that when you're on a bike, you're always the scrawny guy on the playground, so pick your fights accordingly.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge] 1
#23962988 - 12/28/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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A really bright flashlight.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: shadyy]
#23963002 - 12/28/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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....the most reliable and practical of all realistic options (nuclear hand grenades aside) is pepper spray/mace or a tazer/stun gun.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: shadyy]
#23963007 - 12/28/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i hate liz said: A really bright flashlight.
I never did get those blinking defense flashlights. Like you might be slightly harder to see but all an attacker needs to do is tackle the objected that is somewhere in the general direction of the light.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23963011 - 12/28/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think a mace would be very practical.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: RolledUhhp] 2
#23963033 - 12/28/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's highly efficient if your attacker is wearing platemail.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23963043 - 12/28/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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tomahawk
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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I've seen PPl carry around b ball bats and golf wedges,wasp spray can be good
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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Do you even lumen?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: shadyy]
#23963180 - 12/28/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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A dildo.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23963796 - 12/28/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
CookieCrumbs said: It's highly efficient if your attacker is wearing platemail.
Maces are pretty effective in general, I think swords were popular because of their extreme speed (they average 2'lbs total and are perfectly aerodynamic giant razorblades) and the prestige of having one since they were very expensive.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Rollin.n.Strollin]
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tbh a lighter or a roll of quarters makes a good fist pack
a solid cane or walking stick might be a good choice as well
again were looking for things that can be carried
if were talikng hood ventures a tomahawk or ball peen hammer is a good option as long as its a shorter version better to conceal
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23963836 - 12/28/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I was going to walk around with a tomahawk, why not just bring a gun or a sword?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Repertoire89]
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I usually carry pepper spray on me in the winter time or if I go out somewhere like a concert by myself. But my quickest and most common carry self defense item is my purse. I usually keep a load of shit in there and I'm a rock hound so the bottom is often full of rocks too. I'm not saying I expect to knock a dude out but getting hit in the head by a bag of rocks is bound to be distracting enough to buy me time to pull said pepper spray or my knife and/or run. If the option is available I'd probably opt for running and getting help. Don't really wanna stab anyone.
When I'm hiking I have my wizard staff (quartz topped walking stick) and when I'm at camp I have my hatchet (and usually everything else too). I'd probably feel way safer with a pistol on my hip but all in all I feel confident enough being out alone. Even tho I have boobs.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23963904 - 12/28/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Boobs
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Repertoire89]
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
Quote:
CookieCrumbs said: It's highly efficient if your attacker is wearing platemail.
Maces are pretty effective in general, I think swords were popular because of their extreme speed (they average 2'lbs total and are perfectly aerodynamic giant razorblades) and the prestige of having one since they were very expensive.
Speed is an extremely important part of combat. Short swords and hand axes were largely preferred weapons before heavy mail was around. Well close combat weapons. Bows were brutally effective...
But yeah there's a reason great swords, halberds/great axes, maces, and heavy lances only became commonplace in the later middle ages.
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Personally walk with a cane, so just went out and got a good one.
It's always on hand, security never tries to confiscate it anywhere, and there still exists martial arts that use a cane (study Tai Chi, but have to adapt some of the moves slightly, as it presumes a hooked cane, whereas my cane is more of a club).
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Tantrika]
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my penis
Edited by Konyap (12/28/16 09:25 PM)
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
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Boobs are the finest, I'm going to convert to lesbianism so as to acquire more boobs
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Repertoire89]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Prozac]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: xzylocybin]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Mental Taco]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: voidjester_entheo]
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Keys are good. I took a piece of antler and carved a rattlesnake and put it on my key ring as 'decoration' but it was a perfect stabber. Now I have a metal arrowhead from an arrow my uncle picked up in Africa on there. I always have my keys in my hand walking in parking lots etc.. it's perfect for putting inbetween your middle and ring finger and punching with. (Think Wolverine).
Tools like screwdrivers Asante is going to put up his bum are perfect. Work box cutters (sort of a knife, but different). There's all kinds of shit you can float under the radar if you were ever to be frisked or get your car tossed.
#1, situational awareness and not being that gazelle that wanders to far from the pack when lions are in the area.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Amanita86]
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after seeing "3 guys one hammer" I think that would work :/
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: liloldme]
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Oh god, I could go the rest of my days without ever thinking about that shit again..
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Amanita86]
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If you learn how to use it, a Yawara stick is your perfect companion to upgrade a fist fight.
A yawara stick is basically a length of broomstick that protrudes an inch or so from the top and bottom of your fist. Not just does it ad more substance to your fist but the protruding ends can be used to scrape or hammer some sense into your opponent. It basically turns your upper arm into a hammer.
A sturdy metal marker pen can be used for the same purpose.
THE #1 weapon is a good pair of sturdy shoes or boots. Not just can you make a run for it but a sturdy boot is like a weapon that's always drawn. Kick someone in the knee and he won't come after you. Its not for nothing the preferred weapon of punks and skins. Your leg has longer reach, stronger muscle and is much harder to defend against than something you do with your arms.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Asante]
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When I was doing the okinawin thing we played around with yawara sticks (we basically played with everything, not just traditional okinawin things) and he always stressed pinching and hitting pressure points with them. I never really took to it though. Just a preferrence thing but they're good for getting around and locking onto someone's wrists..
They were always kind of hard for me to hold onto when it came to sparring around, and I'd end up just dropping it.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Amanita86]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: chevy66driver]
#23964808 - 12/29/16 07:38 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Depending on how big you make it that could be another one of those key ring things. Make it some nice pretty colors etc. Nobody would think much about it..
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Amanita86]
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#1, situational awareness and not being that gazelle that wanders to far from the pack when lions are in the area.
Agreed. You know the survival of the fittest system is broken when people walk and text and can walk into a black bear and still live another 40 years...
Asante: dress code for work drives me nuts. Mens dress shoes can both run and kick but womens is an either or. I've never seen heels I could run in (and not break my ankle) and I've never seen flats that aren't more likely to break your foot than hurt a shin.
I've taken to wearing combat boots on "inclimate weather dress" days to make a statement.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23964865 - 12/29/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Clothes that are specifically designed for women rarely have a practical use in general.
Can't tell you how many times I've gotten a pair of pants or shirt to find out the pockets aren't real
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Asante]
#23964936 - 12/29/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Asante said: If you learn how to use it, a Yawara stick is your perfect companion to upgrade a fist fight.
A yawara stick is basically a length of broomstick that protrudes an inch or so from the top and bottom of your fist. Not just does it ad more substance to your fist but the protruding ends can be used to scrape or hammer some sense into your opponent. It basically turns your upper arm into a hammer.
A sturdy metal marker pen can be used for the same purpose.
THE #1 weapon is a good pair of sturdy shoes or boots. Not just can you make a run for it but a sturdy boot is like a weapon that's always drawn. Kick someone in the knee and he won't come after you. Its not for nothing the preferred weapon of punks and skins. Your leg has longer reach, stronger muscle and is much harder to defend against than something you do with your arms.
You seem to know your stuff.
Have you made any videos on improvised weapons and self defence?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: xzylocybin]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23965559 - 12/29/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: Clothes that are specifically designed for women rarely have a practical use in general.
Can't tell you how many times I've gotten a pair of pants or shirt to find out the pockets aren't real 
Thats because woman are stupid and routinely sacrifice warm and comfort and practicality for fashion. Look how many woman gets their nails done and all of sudden their hand is useless and they can't even pick something up off the floor
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: MagicMush123]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23965584 - 12/29/16 01:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to carry a sleever bar on me when I was walking home late night in Calgary. Been held up ast knife point a few times and said fuck it so started to carry that around. At least two people regret it I bet while they probably still have to eat through a straw.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: MagicMush123]
#23965593 - 12/29/16 01:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah I agree but I honestly dunno how many women would go with said fashion if they didn't make practical clothes cost a fortune for some reason. Like for the most part work clothes and shoes designed to fit a woman is considerably more expensive that the men's versions. This is honestly why I wear more mens clothes than womens.
And people think I'm prude or even "unpresentable" for it.
I think that stems from a larger societal issue. That dates back to the Victorian area when women were expected to wear suffocating corsets and iron skeleton dresses. It's honestly no wonder women were seen as helpless fawns and needed galant chivalrous men to take care of everything for them when they had to wear shit they could barely move and breathe in.
That's also where the idea of the easy-fainting woman comes from. When you're in hot ass clothes and can barely expand your lungs then yeah you're pretty likely to pass the fuck out.
Fashion has always seemed rather dumb to me. But our society revolves around it.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23965876 - 12/29/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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A cane or good walking stick is your best take anywhere weapon. Unobtrusive and legal everywhere. Carrying a ball peen hammer or screwdriver in your pocket may be ok, but a little suspicious. 
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: psillyboy]
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Its fucking stupid they make laws against knives. Every person involved in that type of stupidity literally deserves to be skinned alive in front of their families, and maybe forced to watch them eat a piece of themselves before gently passing into the next life. Someone that wants to attack me doesn't give a fuck about having a knife, they are already assaulting me. Im wrong for wanting to defend myself?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: xzylocybin]
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Supachopped719]
#23966161 - 12/29/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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best self defense weapon, not including knives or guns.
your fucking brain. use it. use it to make enough money to buy guns and knives.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23966288 - 12/29/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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specialpeopleclub said: Its fucking stupid they make laws against knives. Every person involved in that type of stupidity literally deserves to be skinned alive in front of their families, and maybe forced to watch them eat a piece of themselves before gently passing into the next life. Someone that wants to attack me doesn't give a fuck about having a knife, they are already assaulting me. Im wrong for wanting to defend myself?
My punishment may have gone to far, but they should be ineligible from any session making positions
You are wrong for having such an angry, seemingly horrendous disposition (which makes you actually look weak), even though no-one yet has attacked you.
It's your anger and your insecurity that compels you to carry a weapon and you doing so only makes it a larger trend, potentially putting one in the hands of an attacker who will arm themselves (like you) - 'tit for tat'.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23966322 - 12/29/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's your anger and your insecurity that compels you to carry a weapon and you doing so only makes it a larger trend, potentially putting one in the hands of an attacker who will arm themselves (like you) - 'tit for tat'.
people like yourself never cease to amaze me. fuck letting someone defend themselves right?
oh wait, if they want to defend themselves from attack by carrying a weapon they are now somehow angry and insecure?
unless of course you mean him typing up some weird punishment on the internet and then acting like that is enough to go on to call him angry and insecure. then i'd say your just reaching.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: keyser_soze]
#23966333 - 12/29/16 06:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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specialpeopleclub said:
It's your anger and your insecurity that compels you to carry a weapon and you doing so only makes it a larger trend, potentially putting one in the hands of an attacker who will arm themselves (like you) - 'tit for tat'.
people like yourself never cease to amaze me. fuck letting someone defend themselves right?
oh wait, if they want to defend themselves from attack by carrying a weapon they are now somehow angry and insecure?
You quoted the wrong person, that's not what my post suggests and there is no need for swearing.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23966346 - 12/29/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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you know a good gaurd dog makes a pretty good weapon
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23966350 - 12/29/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes Keyser, your reaching edit is correct.
I do certainly feel that proclaiming that families should be skinned alive (the specific which you conveniently did not reiterate), is a clear indicator of anger and insecurity.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23966354 - 12/29/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Doctor Sponge said: you know a good gaurd dog makes a pretty good weapon
...and potentially, a very good friend.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23966608 - 12/29/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Amanita86 said:
#1, situational awareness and not being that gazelle that wanders to far from the pack when lions are in the area.
Agreed. You know the survival of the fittest system is broken when people walk and text and can walk into a black bear and still live another 40 years...
Asante: dress code for work drives me nuts. Mens dress shoes can both run and kick but womens is an either or. I've never seen heels I could run in (and not break my ankle) and I've never seen flats that aren't more likely to break your foot than hurt a shin.
I've taken to wearing combat boots on "inclimate weather dress" days to make a statement.
You can always buy small mens shoes, my feet are average at a size 11, but I know guys all the way down to size 6, so theres shoes that will fit a womans foot.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Repertoire89]
#23967129 - 12/30/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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They also make steel-toe shoes btw so you don't have to stomp around in bulky boots and can still be quick on your feet.. best of both worlds.
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steel is for n00bs get mithril tipped boots
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: twighead]
#23967147 - 12/30/16 01:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had to google that one..
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Amanita86] 2
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I did MMA for a couple years and feel like this video has some pretty good advice
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23967683 - 12/30/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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specialpeopleclub said: Its fucking stupid they make laws against knives. Every person involved in that type of stupidity literally deserves to be skinned alive in front of their families, and maybe forced to watch them eat a piece of themselves before gently passing into the next life. Someone that wants to attack me doesn't give a fuck about having a knife, they are already assaulting me. Im wrong for wanting to defend myself?
My punishment may have gone to far, but they should be ineligible from any session making positions
You are wrong for having such an angry, seemingly horrendous disposition (which makes you actually look weak), even though no-one yet has attacked you.
It's your anger and your insecurity that compels you to carry a weapon and you doing so only makes it a larger trend, potentially putting one in the hands of an attacker who will arm themselves (like you) - 'tit for tat'.
I was obviously joking, as the bold text implies. Making choices based on if they will become a larger trend because of you is stupid, as that other person could always be the armed one.
I have been attacked before. I don't know what you are reading, but you aren't reading well
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23967872 - 12/30/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I am gonna make an air powered razor blade disk projectile flinger, it will launch about 1500 discs per second at 350 psi, it doesn't exist so how could it be illegal. In a bad situation I should be able to cut my assailant(s) in half in about 1.27 seconds
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23967961 - 12/30/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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specialpeopleclub said:
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Duncan Rowhl said:
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specialpeopleclub said: Its fucking stupid they make laws against knives. Every person involved in that type of stupidity literally deserves to be skinned alive in front of their families, and maybe forced to watch them eat a piece of themselves before gently passing into the next life. Someone that wants to attack me doesn't give a fuck about having a knife, they are already assaulting me. Im wrong for wanting to defend myself?
My punishment may have gone to far, but they should be ineligible from any session making positions
You are wrong for having such an angry, seemingly horrendous disposition (which makes you actually look weak), even though no-one yet has attacked you.
It's your anger and your insecurity that compels you to carry a weapon and you doing so only makes it a larger trend, potentially putting one in the hands of an attacker who will arm themselves (like you) - 'tit for tat'.
I was obviously joking, as the bold text implies. Making choices based on if they will become a larger trend because of you is stupid, as that other person could always be the armed one.
I have been attacked before. I don't know what you are reading, but you aren't reading well
Admitting you've maybe went too far, does not render it as a joke and I read only what you typed.
I suggest you be more selective with your typing and less emotionally impulsive.
People who attack suffer from the latter trait.
Stable people just don't go 'too far'.
You don't get a free pass to run riot with words because you've been attacked.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23967996 - 12/30/16 12:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe it wasn't a joke. I'm not the one that makes that choice, according g to you. Maybe you should go to the authorities
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
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specialpeopleclub said: You don't get to decide what is a joke. I said it, I decide. I shouldn't have even said it was a joke. I should have just stuck with pointing out your stupidity I'll remember that next time I get such a retarded comment
I've quoted the first instance of your impulsive emotion before you decided to try and be polite.
I know it wasn't a joke.
You'll know next time why perhaps you are attacked.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23968005 - 12/30/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd fill 2 of these with caustic acid or extreme pepper juice. Duelies motha fucka
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23968071 - 12/30/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
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Its sad that one can get charged or face jail time for defending themselves. Why is it wrong to protect your life from someone who is endangering it? If someone has a knife or any weapon or anything and tries to attack/rob me I will do everything in my power to stop the person. If the person gets fucked up its their own fault and the victim shouldnt be scared about facing jail or charges. Its hard to call police while being attacked and its not like they can do much after the fact anyways.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23968558 - 12/30/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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specialpeopleclub said: You don't know what a joke is
right?
i thought it was funny but this guy from england doesnt get dark humor or sarcasm
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23968589 - 12/30/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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A really bright pen torch. You can fully blind someone for up to 30 seconds with one and make a swift escape, and even use the other metal end to poke an eye out or whatever. For countries with strict laws on defending yourself it's a godsend.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Tiamo]
#23968594 - 12/30/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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A heavy torch on a cord, whizz it around a few times and bash your attacker in the head. Police dont mind folks carrying torches, i even had an employer suggest this once as a safety measure hahaha.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
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Doctor Sponge said: right?
i thought it was funny but this guy from england doesnt get dark humor or sarcasm
fuck off england
The Englishman is in Las Vegas in March and July.
You can demonstrate the humour in person and I can possibly re-evaluate the culture clash?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23968804 - 12/30/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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specialpeopleclub said: Its fucking stupid they make laws against knives. Every person involved in that type of stupidity literally deserves to be skinned alive in front of their families, and maybe forced to watch them eat a piece of themselves before gently passing into the next life. Someone that wants to attack me doesn't give a fuck about having a knife, they are already assaulting me. Im wrong for wanting to defend myself?
My punishment may have gone to far, but they should be ineligible from any session making positions
You are wrong for having such an angry, seemingly horrendous disposition (which makes you actually look weak), even though no-one yet has attacked you.
It's your anger and your insecurity that compels you to carry a weapon and you doing so only makes it a larger trend, potentially putting one in the hands of an attacker who will arm themselves (like you) - 'tit for tat'.
I was obviously joking, as the bold text implies. Making choices based on if they will become a larger trend because of you is stupid, as that other person could always be the armed one.
I have been attacked before. I don't know what you are reading, but you aren't reading well
Admitting you've maybe went too far, does not render it as a joke and I read only what you typed.
I suggest you be more selective with your typing and less emotionally impulsive.
People who attack suffer from the latter trait.
Stable people just don't go 'too far'.
You don't get a free pass to run riot with words because you've been attacked.
you need to grow some balls...the same ones your government took from you.
here in america we have what is called free speech. he's free to say what he wants. and obviously, you are free to be offended.
the only difference? you being offended by his freedom of speech makes you a bitch. we dont play that shit here. cultural difference? call it what you want but we arent snowflakes that take everything someone says....or god forbid type on an anonymous message board, seriously.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23968816 - 12/30/16 06:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Doctor Sponge said: right?
i thought it was funny but this guy from england doesnt get dark humor or sarcasm
fuck off england
The Englishman is in Las Vegas in March and July.
You can demonstrate the humour in person and I can possibly re-evaluate the culture clash?
exact dates, times, and hotel room number. or did you mean to leave all that sit out to act tough? i know where i wont find you though, the goddamn dentist, you english fuck.
*everything is sarcasm, i must say it is so, so the englishman doesn't think im serious and call the police on me internationally for harassment.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: keyser_soze]
#23968947 - 12/30/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get a kubotan.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: keyser_soze]
#23968974 - 12/30/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Duncan Rowhl said:
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Doctor Sponge said: right?
i thought it was funny but this guy from england doesnt get dark humor or sarcasm
fuck off england
The Englishman is in Las Vegas in March and July.
You can demonstrate the humour in person and I can possibly re-evaluate the culture clash?
exact dates, times, and hotel room number. or did you mean to leave all that sit out to act tough? i know where i wont find you though, the goddamn dentist, you english fuck.
*everything is sarcasm, i must say it is so, so the englishman doesn't think im serious and call the police on me internationally for harassment.
The proposal was not for you, but a report of your proposed skinning act will be sent to your parents.
The reader will judge what is a 'joke', 'sarcasm' or the expression of a highly troubled mind - the latter of which is proving itself to be more and more so. When you are done with your proposals of skinning, swearing and acting tough, you can stop to revise yourself, since it is you who is most emotional, yet I'm only exercising freedom of speech.
As it stands, you are weak, but have ability to be strong.
Bristow (one of the gang) will put you over his knee for an Ol Cup o Tea and tan your Hyde Park.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23968983 - 12/30/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your appendages.. arms..fists..elbows..knees..feet..legs.. head.. these are all deadly weapons with the right training.
And you always have them on you, barring amputation.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Shroomism]
#23969022 - 12/30/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomism said: Your appendages.. arms..fists..elbows..knees..feet..legs.. head.. these are all deadly weapons with the right training.
And you always have them on you, barring amputation.

The weapon isn't exclusive to the bearer, yet the limbs and the skills of using them, are.
Never has a hand been dropped.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: keyser_soze]
#23969096 - 12/30/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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sunshine said: Get a kubotan.
I never go out without a pen in my pocket, and I've usualy got on of these>
in my hand.
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...act tough? i know where i wont find you though, the goddamn dentist, you english fuck: the englishman doesn't think im serious and call the police on me internationally for harassment.
Already notified interpol to report your outrageous stereotyping.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: deucedbi9]
#23969320 - 12/30/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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...act tough? i know where i wont find you though, the goddamn dentist, you english fuck: the englishman doesn't think im serious and call the police on me internationally for harassment.
Already notified interpol to report your outrageous stereotyping.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: deucedbi9]
#23969334 - 12/30/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23970188 - 12/31/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Duncan Rowhl said:
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Doctor Sponge said: right?
i thought it was funny but this guy from england doesnt get dark humor or sarcasm
fuck off england
The Englishman is in Las Vegas in March and July.
You can demonstrate the humour in person and I can possibly re-evaluate the culture clash?
i grew up in vegas and would gladly meet up with you
maybe youll even let me fuck
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23970196 - 12/31/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Doctor Sponge said: i grew up in vegas
Well that explains it all.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#23970253 - 12/31/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Doctor Sponge said:
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Duncan Rowhl said:
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Doctor Sponge said: right?
i thought it was funny but this guy from england doesnt get dark humor or sarcasm
fuck off england
The Englishman is in Las Vegas in March and July.
You can demonstrate the humour in person and I can possibly re-evaluate the culture clash?
i grew up in vegas and would gladly meet up with you
maybe youll even let me fuck
I'm not sure if it's just or trait of your charming age or if my visit should be channeled towards informing your parents or guardians of your ill founded behaviour. If it's the former, trust the course of life that you invest in and you'll find a mate. If it's the latter, there's information to correlate.
As for your friend with the limp, the authorities are onto him - as per Usual.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23970258 - 12/31/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Stop saying "latter."
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Duncan Rowhl]
#23970503 - 12/31/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Duncan Rowhl said:
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Doctor Sponge said:
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Duncan Rowhl said:
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Doctor Sponge said: right?
i thought it was funny but this guy from england doesnt get dark humor or sarcasm
fuck off england
The Englishman is in Las Vegas in March and July.
You can demonstrate the humour in person and I can possibly re-evaluate the culture clash?
i grew up in vegas and would gladly meet up with you
maybe youll even let me fuck
I'm not sure if it's just or trait of your charming age or if my visit should be channeled towards informing your parents or guardians of your ill founded behaviour. If it's the former, trust the course of life that you invest in and you'll find a mate. If it's the latter, there's information to correlate.
As for your friend with the limp, the authorities are onto him - as per Usual.
cool so ill bring the beer you bring the buds
or vice versa
i have a playstation 3 too
do you play madden?
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Rollin.n.Strollin]
#23970989 - 12/31/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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This. Also your fists lol? Or one of those metal fish bats that you thump EM inthe head with before you toss em in your icebox.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23971366 - 12/31/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 30 days ago) |
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Pepper spray.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: Bigfeely123]
#23978188 - 01/03/17 09:03 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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I think the well thought out English guy and the brash American should meet in Vegas for the first live-streamed Shroomery small weapons battle. I'd pay 20 bucks to see.
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: chevy66driver]
#23978692 - 01/03/17 12:24 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Whose that
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Re: good SD weapons that can be carried that arent guns or knives [Re: chevy66driver]
#23979424 - 01/03/17 05:20 PM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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why dont we combine threads and see what we both come up with non-gun and non-knife???
I already know the englishman doesn't know how to defend himself, as defending oneself in england against attack is illegal, you have no right to self defense there.
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