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OfflineTheOneYouKnow
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Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com
    #2395309 - 03/02/04 01:42 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

This is somewhat political, and somewhat funny. Enjoy!
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WHY MUSLIMS WANT TO DIE!
Posted March, 2003


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so willing to commit suicide.

Let's see now: No beer, No booze, No bars, No bikinis, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No Stacked & Packed Calendar to count down the remaining days of your miserable life. A 'thong' is something you wear on your feet. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Thanksgiving, No Christmas. You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the stench of your donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is chosen by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition.

Worst of all, NO FREEDOM, to speak, act, or even think for yourself. 90% of your measly paycheck is taken by the government. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
No mystery here.




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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: TheOneYouKnow]
    #2395559 - 03/02/04 02:37 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

I sense a "You're a racist!!" claim coming on.

Very funny and more true than many will admit.


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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2395675 - 03/02/04 03:06 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Is it just me, or do you get offended when people call out TOYK on his racism?






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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: Learyfan]
    #2395714 - 03/02/04 03:14 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

It's just you.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2395727 - 03/02/04 03:17 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Just checking.





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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2395784 - 03/02/04 03:30 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

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Innvertigo said:
I sense a "You're a racist!!" claim coming on.



He is a racist, but it's still funny.


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