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Patlal
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So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... 6
#23955973 - 12/25/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't know how I keep pulling off these things man. . POF, I send a mesage, she answers back. We talk a little, I make it slightly sexual, she makes it slightly more sexual and then next thing you know, booty call. I was planning on being alone for Christmas. The plans have changed for an hour lol
I'm not getting lucky anymore. This is a pattern of success.
For all you kids out there, I gotta a tip for you; be single at age 30. The bio clock starts ticking for them and they will be open to sex. If a guy like me can do it, most of you can. You've all seen what I look like right? Pink skin, bald, wrinkles everywhere, long ass ears, webbed paws.... I'm telling you, you can do it. If you have a nice coat of fur and you meow properly, you will get some.
Merry Christmas!
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
#23955974 - 12/25/16 09:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal] 9
#23955981 - 12/25/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Finally, a thread to give all of us 29 year old virgins hope.
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Patlal
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23955988 - 12/25/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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XLCaps said: Finally, a thread to give all of us 29 year old virgins hope.
Dude I swear to god. Go out there and ask. You can't be afraid of someone saying no. Just move on.
I'm not sure if you're joking about the virgin part. But if true. Don't lose hope.
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal] 2
#23955997 - 12/25/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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you just go out and ASK?
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
#23956000 - 12/25/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was just fucking around, I'm 25 and I have 2 kids 
If I'm single when I'm 30 I'll be sure to give it a go.
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Patlal
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: akira_akuma]
#23956004 - 12/25/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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akira_akuma said: you just go out and ASK?
At this point it pretty much feels that way.
Then again I'm still feeling the high of victory, so I'm over exagerrating, but not by much
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
#23956007 - 12/25/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You just gotta pull it out discreetly while she's looking away. Usually by the time she notices she can't resist and it just ends up in her mouth.
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
#23956045 - 12/25/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hahahaha cheers man! 
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal] 2
#23956061 - 12/25/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Remember patlal, pics or it didn't happen. Share with all your friends and strangers alike, for isn't that the true spirit of Christmas?
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Patlal
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23956065 - 12/25/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: Remember patlal, pics or it didn't happen. Share with all your friends and strangers alike, for isn't that the true spirit of Christmas?
I'm not big on personal pics. You're gonna have to think that I'm actually a cat.
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
#23956066 - 12/25/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah and I'm not big on posting in your thread here, but I'm the ghost of christmas future telling you that if you continue down this path, you will someday find that nothing you ever did here really happened, for there are no pics to back it up.
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Patlal
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23956071 - 12/25/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: Yeah and I'm not big on posting in your thread here, but I'm the ghost of christmas future telling you that if you continue down this path, you will someday find that nothing you ever did here really happened, for there are no pics to back it up.
There's already a high chance that I'm locked in a padded room and that everything is a figment of my imagination.
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
#23956081 - 12/25/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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So what's a pic of you rockin' the cock in between fellow imagination figmentations?
merry xmas pat hope it works out.
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
#23956082 - 12/25/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said:
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moonrockmushy said: Remember patlal, pics or it didn't happen. Share with all your friends and strangers alike, for isn't that the true spirit of Christmas?
I'm not big on personal pics. You're gonna have to think that I'm actually a cat.
Cat avatar, using POF. It's harder to imagine you are a human.
30 is pretty old for a cat, though.
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal] 1
#23956096 - 12/25/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Congratulations Pat. 
My dad use to walk into bars, spot out a few hotties and literally just walk up to them and ask: "Hey, I'm not into relationships, you want to fuck or what?" We would have just arrived 2 to 5 minutes earlier, and he was leaving with a girl, and leaving me there.  It was pretty shocking first time I saw him do it, but it's more shocking that it worked time and time again. I asked him why it worked so well one day when he was trying to convince me to try it, and he just said: "They aren't all dressed up and sitting at this shitty bar to make friends." "They want to fuck."
I guess that's one success story for "just ask". My dad was 40+ doing this. He seemed to tap into some women's desire for less bullshit and more fucking.
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Patlal
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Tmethyl]
#23956106 - 12/25/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tmethyl said: Congratulations Pat. 
My dad use to walk into bars, spot out a few hotties and literally just walk up to them and ask: "Hey, I'm not into relationships, you want to fuck or what?" We would have just arrived 2 to 5 minutes earlier, and he was leaving with a girl, and leaving me there.  It was pretty shocking first time I saw him do it, but it's more shocking that it worked time and time again. I asked him why it worked so well one day when he was trying to convince me to try it, and he just said: "They aren't all dressed up and sitting at this shitty bar to make friends." "They want to fuck."
I guess that's one success story for "just ask". My dad was 40+ doing this. He seemed to tap into some women's desire for less bullshit and more fucking.
Dude. I think your dad is kinda of a genius right about now.
I've never flirted in a bar before but that level of directness takes a lot of balls cause you can get slapped easily because of it. Then again, I totally see it working
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: The Phleg]
#23956126 - 12/25/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said:
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moonrockmushy said: Remember patlal, pics or it didn't happen. Share with all your friends and strangers alike, for isn't that the true spirit of Christmas?
I'm not big on personal pics. You're gonna have to think that I'm actually a cat.
Cat avatar, using POF. It's harder to imagine you are a human.
30 is pretty old for a cat, though. 
A couple more theories like that and you're gonna blow this case wide open.
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Patlal]
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Re: So I just scored myself a Christmas booty call out of nowhere.... [Re: Connoisseur] 4
#23956197 - 12/25/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ok so I just got back from Pat's place.. he is actually a cat. I did it anyway, but his tongue was sandpapery and I'm not sure if I would repeat the experience. Thanks for the fun, Patrick.
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