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Morel Guy
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Christmas fails post here
#23955873 - 12/25/16 07:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Turkey wasn't done on time. It's a honey baked smoked turkey and supposed to be 160 degrees. Was at 120 at dinner time.
Stuffing burned on top. It's an awesome sage sausage stuffing and still tasted good.
My dog stole a big fat turkey leg off the counter. Put some in his breakfast this morning!
Grandparents water well is dry. They are stressed and seem a bit more worn and torn than usual.
Sometimes dinner would be best with uncomfortable silence. People say stupid things just to talk.
Got home to late to get drunk but managed 3 Breckinridge Christmas ales and a pbr.
Fuck'n heard Santa at 11pm last Night!
Post your fails. Haven't even had Christmas other than eve yet. Might be some good fails yet!
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: Morel Guy]
#23955874 - 12/25/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's why my dad's side of the family orders Chinese for our Christmas lunch. We're a very traditional family
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Zombi3
Bella Ciao!!



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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: Patlal]
#23955887 - 12/25/16 07:35 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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"Forgot" my terrible Xmas themed sweater now I'm just wearing everyday clothes
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demiu5
humans, lol


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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: Morel Guy]
#23955908 - 12/25/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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it's christmas
nuff said
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Easyriding123
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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: demiu5]
#23955928 - 12/25/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Our car got totalled earlier this week. Forgot that stores will be closed today so I gotta walk a couple miles for a pack of smokes. Been up late wrapping trying to make the kiddos happy. But the kids are sick and cranky.
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Zombi3
Bella Ciao!!



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Good time to quit the death styx then bromigo
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: Zombi3]
#23955980 - 12/25/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just pulled off a Christmas win this morning!
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vinsue
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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: Morel Guy]
#23955986 - 12/25/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Upstairs friend ? of neighbor came home drunk as fuck around 1 AM, apparently smashed shit up there for a while, and then left or was thrown out. There wasn't much yelling though.
I found a broken Corona bottle and some blood out side the front door this morning, lol... . . .
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demiu5
humans, lol


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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: vinsue]
#23956051 - 12/25/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
vinsue said: Upstairs friend ? of neighbor came home drunk as fuck around 1 AM, apparently smashed shit up there for a while, and then left or was thrown out. There wasn't much yelling though.
I found a broken Corona bottle and some blood out side the front door this morning, lol... . . . 
good tidings, eh?
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



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Re: Christmas fails post here [Re: vinsue] 1
#23956113 - 12/25/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you sure it wasn't Santa Claus?
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