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OfflineTheOneYouKnow
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Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com
    #2395309 - 03/02/04 03:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is somewhat political, and somewhat funny. Enjoy!
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WHY MUSLIMS WANT TO DIE!
Posted March, 2003


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so willing to commit suicide.

Let's see now: No beer, No booze, No bars, No bikinis, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No Stacked & Packed Calendar to count down the remaining days of your miserable life. A 'thong' is something you wear on your feet. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Thanksgiving, No Christmas. You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the stench of your donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is chosen by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition.

Worst of all, NO FREEDOM, to speak, act, or even think for yourself. 90% of your measly paycheck is taken by the government. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
No mystery here.





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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: TheOneYouKnow]
    #2395559 - 03/02/04 04:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I sense a "You're a racist!!" claim coming on.

Very funny and more true than many will admit.


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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2395675 - 03/02/04 05:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Is it just me, or do you get offended when people call out TOYK on his racism?






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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: Learyfan]
    #2395714 - 03/02/04 05:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's just you.


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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2395727 - 03/02/04 05:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just checking.





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Re: Why Muslims Want to Die - From theggordonliddyshow.com [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2395784 - 03/02/04 05:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Innvertigo said:
I sense a "You're a racist!!" claim coming on.



He is a racist, but it's still funny.


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