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How can I get a fake 4 year degree?
    #23952680 - 12/23/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.

I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.

And don't say go back to college. :smile:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 10
    #23952682 - 12/23/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23952685 - 12/23/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

why do you need a cover story? can't you just lie on your resume?


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: rudebuoy]
    #23952703 - 12/23/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I think they check somehow.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 2
    #23952710 - 12/23/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Why not try Trump University?


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 2
    #23952719 - 12/23/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You might be able to download or forge a four year degree, but if you continue to progress in a career track, at some point, people will look, and investigate your education as part of a basic background check.

So you can certainly bullshit a degree to a certain point, but once you're up for that "big" promotion, they'll find out and take a legit look into your credentials.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23952727 - 12/23/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Even I wouldn't stoop THAT low... (Trump U)

JK. That is a thought. I think everyone is wary of that though.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 3
    #23952760 - 12/23/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

This question is irritating for people who earned and paid for theirs but carry on.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Bikerfool] * 1
    #23952775 - 12/23/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Just because you believe yourself to be capable of doing certain things doesn't make it true. People go to school and get real degrees for a reason man.

You already have two years under your belt, why not just finish it up? I just don't understand your logic, that's a good way to lose a good job, and a good reference. Why risk your credibility over something you could get in just two years?


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: BrotherManBill] * 1
    #23952782 - 12/23/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

All degrees are fake anyways...


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23952787 - 12/23/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MissAlice said:
All degrees are fake anyways...






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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: demiu5]
    #23952798 - 12/23/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Oh nothing.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23952820 - 12/23/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Wear a tight shirt that screams, "I'm a partyboy".  Give high fives instead of handshakes, and quote 2pac alot.  You'll get the job right quick.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit]
    #23952823 - 12/23/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Oh nothing.






don't get me wrong, i'm in the camp of 'having a degree is useless' for most people/careers, in theory, as well as most universities being adult-day-care.  however, in practice, that piece of paper, no matter the knowledge or understanding presumably attached to it, is often a requisite for a position.

i have a degree.  it'll never get used.  i was lied to by my professors and by representatives of the USDA.  i was told there were tens-of-thousands of jobs becoming available as people were retiring.  the latter was true, that people were retiring; however, the government consolidated or closed out those positions instead of hiring new people.  my piece of paper is essentially worthless, and has no bearing for most non-government/non-big-chem-ag jobs.


that being said, please elaborate on your initial comment






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Wear a tight shirt that screams, "I'm a partyboy".  Give high fives instead of handshakes, and quote 2pac alot.  You'll get the job right quick.







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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23952827 - 12/23/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Reported

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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: BrotherManBill] * 2
    #23952835 - 12/23/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Just because you believe yourself to be capable of doing certain things doesn't make it true. People go to school and get real degrees for a reason man.

You already have two years under your belt, why not just finish it up? I just don't understand your logic, that's a good way to lose a good job, and a good reference. Why risk your credibility over something you could get in just two years?



It may also constitute fraud.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 1
    #23952840 - 12/23/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

klhouse said:
I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.

I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.

And don't say go back to college. :smile:





have you tried applying at McDonalds, I'm sure your art appreciation associates will
get you a job on the fryer and you wouldnt have to scrub toilets and clean up puke
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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 5
    #23952855 - 12/23/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I got you a list of schools that have closed or merged: https://cihe.neasc.org/information-public/merged-closed-or-previously-accredited-institutions

Now you need to do some investigative work, because some of these colleges could be community colleges or technical schools as opposed to 4-year institutions.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #23952870 - 12/23/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:facepalm:

I'm going to tell you anyway.. Go to school.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prozac] * 2
    #23952922 - 12/23/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You don't necessarily have to go to school to get a decent job.

The IT industry and all facets of tech in general loooove certifications, while some companies care a lot about pedigree - a lot of them will take if not prefer certifications and relevant work experience over the degree. If you're looking for a place to get started then start with the basic Comptia A+ - it's still a financial investment(like 200 altogether I think?) to take the tests, you still have to work hard - but it'll get your foot in the door and you can generally get companies to pay for certs from that point on(like network+/security+ or CCNA)

It's much better than faking your degree.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: Prozac]
    #23952933 - 12/23/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for the list.

Don't everybody get so worked up. I am considering teaching English in China. No biggie. I was a teacher assistant for years and I still tutor. I also write articles for some small magazines and am vice-president of a local writing club. I know I could do it.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 5
    #23953179 - 12/24/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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and am vice-president of a local writing club.



:loldongs:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: K-9 Unit] * 2
    #23953204 - 12/24/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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All degrees are fake anyways...




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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23954623 - 12/24/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I got you a list of schools that have closed or merged: https://cihe.neasc.org/information-public/merged-closed-or-previously-accredited-institutions






Those appear to mostly say records held by another school or some government agency. A school doesn't just close down and throw out all the records.

The actual piece of paper that is the degree I suppose you could print. But anyone can call a school and confirm you went there, in the case of a closed school call the custodian of records where ever they may be. No one usually asks to just see your degree, its confirmed either by the person hiring or an outside agency. 
Easier to fake previous work experience, if you have friends who can pretend to be former employers and not sound like your burn out buddy pretending to be a former employer.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23954627 - 12/24/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There have been threads over the years,search,i think in china u can just get there and teach english,met a j1 who makes 20 an hour teaching in china,he came over to the states and
He was washing dishes 10 hours a day,said he should
have stayed in china


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: 5150]
    #23954933 - 12/24/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

go get an adderall script like a decent human being so that you can mindlessly fuck ur way through school while maintaining passing grades


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #23954951 - 12/24/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I had a boss once who supposedly went to a small college that had a fire and all the records from when he was there burned... It was all real shady. He was always talking about his fraternity and the handshakes and stories liked that was somehow proof that he really went to college.


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    #23955260 - 12/24/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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go get an adderall script like a decent human being so that you can mindlessly fuck ur way through school while maintaining passing grades




Yeah just do crack for a few years, great idea


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23955290 - 12/24/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23955328 - 12/24/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:pm: me. I'll let you use mine. :dealwithit:


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: clock_of_omens] * 8
    #23955343 - 12/24/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Here ya go.

Just change Kindergarten diploma to masters degree and fill in the blanks




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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 2
    #23955374 - 12/24/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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I know I could just print one




Well yeah, you could.

Quote:

klhouse said:
I'd need some kind of cover story




Ah... you mean like real credentials, eh?

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klhouse said:
And fake transcripts.






Well sure! As long as they don't pull the public record of your grades!

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klhouse said:

I have a two year degree




Well that's pointless

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And don't say go back to college. :smile:




I hear walmart is hiring


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: badchad] * 1
    #23955563 - 12/25/16 12:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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You might be able to download or forge a four year degree, but if you continue to progress in a career track, at some point, people will look, and investigate your education as part of a basic background check.

So you can certainly bullshit a degree to a certain point, but once you're up for that "big" promotion, they'll find out and take a legit look into your credentials.




good point.

And at some point, the company will be like "Hes an engineer? no way...he doesnt know shit about engineering!".

Bullshiting will not get u far in a career unless u are self-employed maybe.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse] * 1
    #23956199 - 12/25/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Go back to college.


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Re: How can I get a fake 4 year degree? [Re: klhouse]
    #23956519 - 12/25/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

klhouse said:
I know I could just print one, but I'd need some kind of cover story, like the University has gone out of business or something. And fake transcripts.

I have a two year degree and I know I could do certain jobs very easily.

And don't say go back to college. :smile:




All you need is an official seal. You'll have to pay off the secretary or something.


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